SWF FROM THE VAULT...

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EDIT: Ah, and since this is the first From the Vault in a while, you bitches BETTER comment on the match or just say something. I mean, it's a great, great match, and the fact that I'm posting it now as opposed to Stubby a few months back makes it so much better.

 

Righto, I sent this to Thugg last week for the last show, but it's still not up on the webpage, so I guess he's just sort of inactive recently when it comes to updating the website. Anyhow, since the show was tonight, I decided to just go ahead and post the From the Vault match on the boards. Enjoy.

 

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Well ladies and gents. "From the Vault" is back, and I'm initiating this feature's return with something simple, yet grand in all aspects. The date is July 7th, 2002. It is Ground Zero. The match, which is a sub-main event of sorts, is Erek Taylor VS The Boston Strangler in a Street Fight. This was at the peak of this summer's big bang of excellency, and though it was sadly overshadowed a bit by 37k words of WarGames goodness, it's still a GREAT GREAT GREAT match, and arguably the best match on the show. TBS no-sold a car, but that's just the beginning of the greatness that was Erek Taylor's second to last PPV match of all time. This matchup really shows just what a talent Erek was, and until he writes "Part 2" of his Disneyland Promo, this will be widely remembered as his greatest work in the fed, even better than his Ladder Match sendoff (against TBS too, actually.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

A brief sponsor ad for the SWF disappears, and we return to live action from the Key Arena in Seattle!! This Washington State crowd is quick to react, and as the Smarkstron flickers back on to life, they rise to their feets, waving their homemade signs around frantically, with only the catchiest signs getting the honor of 3 seconds of air time!! Showing on the giant screen is a video of the next match and how it came to be. The stage is set, with the entrance way being an open area fifty feet wide. The technicians have their equipment to the left of the entrance, while on the right, lies the decorative car wrecks to simulate "Ground Zero".

 

"(Mark) Ground Zero, ladies and gentlemen! We're baaacckkkk!!!"

 

The camera sets its view on the announcers' table, where as usual, Mark Stevens is here to entertain us with his play by play and Bobby Riley is here to insult Mark's every word, and in the process, disagreeing with him as well.

 

"(Mark) My, what a Pay Per View! How can this get any better?! Oh yeah, we're just moments away from the highly anticipated Streetfight for the SWF Intercontinental Television Title! Pitting Erek Taylor against the Boston Strangler!!"

 

"(Riley) Shut up, I'm waiting for WarGames."

 

"(Mark) This is my job."

 

"(Riley) This is my curse. Who am I? I'm Bobby Riley."

 

"(Mark) And I'm Mark Stevens. Good night everyone!"

 

"(Riley) What the fuc-"

 

"(Mark) -don't even start. Folks, let's go down to Funyon."

 

The scene once again changes places, zooming out to give the viewers at home a picture of the ring. Funyon stands at the center, trusty microphone by his side as he prepares to announce the following match. The arena dims down, and the Smarkstron goes completely black as “Burn to Burn” by Static X begins to play. Boos flourish inside the Key Arena as Strangler emerges from behind the curtains, clad in his wrestling attire, a battered black trenchcoat, and a pair of shades. The M7 behemoth flashes his sadistic grin before moving down the ramp, ignoring the countless insults given by the front row. He slides into the ring before removing his shades and tossing it aside.

 

"(Funyon) The following match is scheduled to be a Streetfight for the SWF ICTV CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! In this matchup, there will be no disqualification and falls count anywhere inside and outside the arena. If any Magnificent 7 member other than the challenger is to interfere in this matchup, the challenger will forfeit the match immediately. Introducing first, the challenger, from Boston, Massachuchetts, weighing in at 303 pounds! A member of the Magnificent Seven.... the BOSTON STRAAANNNNGLLLLEEERRRR!!!!!!"

 

Strangler circles the ring, once again showered by the many boos from the crowds. He begins to stretch his arms, waiting until finally, the opening chime to "Downfall" begins to play. The lights in the arena sparks up, and the colors are many, transforming the Key Arena into a nightclub!

 

"Can I break away? Push me away,

make me fall, just to see,

another side of me..."

 

"Push me away, you can't see,

what I see,

the other side of me...."

 

"YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME!!"

"I WALK! I CRAWL! LOSING EVERYTHING, READY FOR A DOWNFALL!!!"

 

As the chorus ends, the entrance way is lighted with sparks of flame. The beginning of the chorus cues the explosion, which conceals the entrance area with smoke and debree! The crowds are waiting, cheering and screaming as the smoke parts, revealing the figure of Erek Taylor! Erek mindlessly spins around from his pose, and takes a moment to absorb the intensity of the audience. The ICTV Champion closes his eyes and stands there, listening to the chants of "Erek! Erek!" going on.

 

"(Funyon) And his opponent! From Anaheim, California, weighing in at 195 pounds, a member of X FORCE NINE.... he is the SWF Intercontinental Television Champion.... EREK!!! TAAAYYYLOOOORRRRR!!!"

 

At the mention of his nemesis' name, Strangler slides out of the ring and breaks off into a run towards the ICTV Champion. Strangler races in but Erek opens his eyes just in time and ducks a clothesline from Strangler!! Erek swings and connects with a fiery punch....

 

***Ding ding ding!!!***

 

....but the punch barely phases the behemoth! Strangler twists out a smile before retaliating with a hard hook, sending Erek staggering towards the ring! Strangler ventures forward, decking Erek with another punch before leading the ICTV Champion back into the ring. Strangler grabs hold of Erek's wrist, and with the snap of the wrist, he sends the Champion whipping to the ropes! Erek rebounds, and gets hoisted up by the side! Strangler goes for the sidewalk slam but Erek quickly wraps his legs around Strangler's head before driving it into the canvas with a headscissors takedown! Strangler piles back on his feet, and is quickly smothered with quick rights and lefts straight from the fists of the High Flying Prince himself, Erek Taylor!!

 

"(Mark) Strangler starting the match earlier than expected but the Champion is quick to react and is now starting his offense, which consists of aerial attacks and technical manuevers!"

 

"(Riley) It's too bad Erek is so stupid. He accepted this Streetfight stipulation! Now Strangler can use any chair, any clubs, any bats, anything he wants to knock that little bitch down for the 1, 2, 3."

 

Erek backs Strangler to the ropes with repetitive rights before grabbing the behemoth by the wrist and hurling him across the ring. Strangler rebounds and Erek leaps into the air, wrapping his legs around Strangler and attempting a hurricaranna- but Strangler scouts the manuever out, and wisely plays it out before at the last possible moment, plants Erek into the canvas with a hard powerbomb! Strangler quickly hooks the leg for the first cover of this matchup:

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

THR- and Erek kicks out. Strangler brings Erek back up, placing the Champion in a front facelock before grabbing hold of Erek's pants. Strangler hoists Erek into the air, and stalls for all the world to see: the inferiority of Taylor. Strangler renders a quick fall backwards, and nails the suplex. Erek piles back on his feet, but the strength of the Bostonian is taking effect early, and the High Flying Prince gets hammered with another right. Strangler ventures forward, swinging and connecting another right hand. Strangler grabs hold of Erek's wrist and whips him into the corner.

 

"(Mark) Strangler taking advantage early with a series of great moves."

 

"(Riley) Well, what did you expect? It *is* the Boston Strangler. He was dominating even before he left."

 

Erek, leaning helplessly on the turnbuckle, begins to scan the view, seeking for a way to counter attack. Unfortunately, Strangler is quick to react, sending another fist right into Erek's chin! Taylor grimaces in pain as Strangler grabs Erek by the wrist and whips him to the opposite corner, hard. Erek staggers forward, aching his back in pain as Strangler rages to the head of the line, and hammers Erek down with a lariat! The ICTV Champion rolls out of the ring instinctively, his entire body overpowered by the strength of the Boston Strangler. Strangler exits the ring, grabbing Erek by the hair before cannoning the Champion's head into the barricades! The front row is quick to react, and reaches forward and begins to tap Erek on the back. Strangler's superstition sets in, and yells at the fans, ordering them to get away from the Champion.

 

"(Mark) Now what was that for?"

 

"(Riley) Hey, those fans are not supposed to reach over the barricade. It's a sacred wall."

 

"(Mark) Then why did they build it to be only 3 feet tall? Besides, I think Strangler's worried that the fans may play a huge part in this match."

 

Strangler leads Erek over to the announcers' table before once again, grabbing Erek by the hair and slamming the Champion's head into the padding. Strangler grabs Erek by the wrist and hurls the XF9er right into the steel pole, sending him spinning out of proportions!! Erek tries to balance himself, but before he can, Strangler comes in again and nails yet another hard lariat!! The behemoth flashes a grin, and with that, the crowds responds with another wave of boos. He ignores them, and rolls Erek back into the ring. The ICTV Champion staggers to his feet before Strangler re-enters the ring. Erek swings a desperation right, which is easily caught by Strangler, who retaliates with a bone crushing uppercut! Taylor dangles about, head in distort and discomfort as Strangler squares himself up and drives a boot into the Champ's face!! Strangler goes for the cover:

 

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

 

THRE- OOOOOH!!! And Erek kicks out. Strangler doesn't discourage, his mind focused on winning like never before. The behemoth rolls out of the ring, and puts his stipulation into play, grabbing hold of the steel chair and tossing it inside.

 

"(Riley) Hell yes! Here comes the weapons!"

 

Strangler enters the ring, and grabs the chair in play. He rises to his nearly 6'10 height and raises the chair high above his head, waiting as Erek slowly staggers to his feet. The crowds are hesitant, and watches as Strangler takes a swing with the chair-

 

..........

 

- and misses! Erek evades the chair and quickly leaps into the air, performing a dropkick that sends Strangler staggering to the ropes as well as knocking the chair out of the behemoth's hands. Erek is a little slow getting back up, and pays for it as Strangler runs right back in and delivers another hard clothesline! The behemoth seizes control of the momentum, bringing Erek back up and driving him backwards with a massive headbutt. The M7 lieutenant grabs Erek by the wrist, and with all the strength he can muster, whips the ICTV Champion to the ropes. Erek rebounds, and instintively dives forward, aiming his forearm for Strangler's face!! OOOHH NOO!!! But the behemoth scouts it out, and quickly catches Erek in the air with a hold to the neck! Strangler prepares for the chokeslam, but changes his mind in midair and plants Erek down on the canvas with a spinebuster!! Erek's legs fly up, and Strangler catches it in the air, a grin emerging over his face. With that, Strangler drives his knee right into the crotch of the High Flying Prince!!!

 

"(Mark) LOW BLOW!! Strangler resorting to his dark and demented ways yet again."

 

"(Riley) Hey, Erek accepted to the stipulation. Strangler's just using it. There's nobody stopping Erek from using it himself."

 

Strangler brings Erek back up to his feet. Grabbing hold of the Champion's wrist, Strangler hurls him to the ropes. Erek rebounds, and as he rebounds, Strangler hoists the Champion into the air, body pressing Erek by the neck and waist! Strangler walks around, bench pressing Erek up and down and showing off his strength. The audience jeers, and Strangler lets Erek drop down on his shoulder before swiftly planting him into the canvas with a powerslam!!! The sadistic grin reappears on Strangler's face as the behemoth hooks the Champion's legs and goes for the cover:

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

THRE- OOOOH!!! Strangler tries for another cover, but yet again, Erek kicks out. The behemoth smiles, and brings the High Flying Prince back up to his feet. Erek suddenly bursts forward, lashing out with a hard chop across Strangler's chest.

 

"(Crowds) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!"

 

Erek delivers another chop, but Strangler retaliates almost instantly, lunging his head forward and colliding into Erek with another massive headbutt! Erek staggers back, allowing Strangler to use the ropes as engines to send the giant raging in with a spear!! The impact is tremendous, but somehow Erek piles back on his feet in only a matter of seconds. Strangler leads Erek over and throws him through the ropes and out to the mat below.

 

"(Mark) Strangler looks like a completely different person tonight. He's focused and he's using everything to his advantage. I don't know but we may be seeing a new Champion tonight after all!"

 

"(Riley) That's what I've been trying to tell you all along!!"

 

Strangler exits the ring, and leads Erek towards the entrance, but until then, he grabs hold the head of the Champion, and throws it into the steel fence! Erek staggers around, as Strangler leads him more into the entrance area, the exit to the outside world. The ICTV Champion tries to fight back, swinging desperate rights and lefts which don't seem to phase the Boston Strangler at all! The behemoth ceases walking, and turns to deliver a massive headbutt to Erek Taylor!! The XF9er dangles about, trying to balance himself as Strangler rages back in and delivers-

 

THWACK!!! Another lariat!!! Erek crumples to the ground as the Strangler stands tall, absorbing the many jeers given by the audience! Strangler grabs Erek by the hair and drags the High Flying Prince back up to his feet. The cameras follow every single footstep as Strangler leads Erek into the curtains, and out to the parking lot.

 

"(Riley) Finally, a Streetfight that's actually taking place... in the streets!"

 

"(Mark) Now the danger is really setting in. Where's Strangler going?!"

 

The parking lot of the Key Arena is open with many vehicles parked left and right. The exit is at the far end and the cameraman scans the area as Strangler leads Erek over to a nearby vehicle and cannons the High Flying Prince into the hood of the car. A loud thud sounds about, and the car is quick to switch on its alarm. No matter, the fight continues. Strangler lays Erek on the hood, and uses his knee to press the Champion down. With the Champion pinned, Strangler lets his frustration that has been building the past few weeks out, raining down a flurry of hard rights and lefts to the body of Erek Taylor! Erek crosses his arms, attempting to block the behemoth's rampage but the strength of Strangler is just too overwhelming, and Erek is tossed from side to side from the punches. Strangler brings Erek back up and leads him over to the side of the vehicle before grabbing the Champion by the wrist and attempting a whip- OOH! Erek counters the whip and with all the strength he can muster, hurls the giant behemoth.....

 

THWANG!!!! The window breaks apart and Strangler's head goes through like a bag of bricks. The arena bursts into cheers as Erek slowly regains his composure and tries to capitalize. Strangler's face is covered with bits of glass, and the first sign of blood emerges, even though the blood is just from small cuts and scrapes.

 

"(Mark) And Strangler goes through the window! Erek Taylor reversed at the last possible moment."

 

"(Riley) Don't worry. One little scratch won't stop the Strangler."

 

Strangler pushes himself away from the shattered pieces of the window, and Erek is right there to greet him with a hard chop across the chest.

 

"(Crowds) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!"

 

Erek delivers another chop, which receives the same response from the crowds. The ICTV Champion leads Strangler out on to the driveway, and there, connects with a hard right. Erek connects another punch, a third, a fourth, and a fifth before grabbing Strangler by the wrist and attempting to whip the behemoth into another vehicle. Strangler reverses the whip, but before he can attempt any sort of attack, Erek delivers a kick that doubles the giant M7 member over. Erek steps forward and wraps his arm around Strangler's head, and with a last breath, renders a quick fall backwards, driving Strangler's head into the concrete with a DDT!!! The referee stands there, watching as Erek slowly lays a hand on top of Strangler:

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

 

THRE- OOOOOH! Strangler kicks out!! Erek drops to the side, catching his breath as Strangler slowly pushes himself up to his feet. Erek piles back up as well and quickly fights the behemoth down with quick jabs to the face. Strangler is too slow to get up and is overrunned. He gets backed to the hood of a sedan, and Erek walks the other way, panting heavily until he sucks it up. Erek breaks off into a run, and at the last second, leaps into the air! A crossbody block- NO! Strangler lunges forward and catches Taylor in the air. He stands there, with the ICTV Champion wailing about. Strangler pauses, scanning the area before quickly falling backwards, flipping Erek into the air....

 

BONG!!!

 

....AND PLANTS HIM INTO THE WINDSHIELD OF THE SEDAN WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM!

 

"(Mark) OH!! AND STRANGLER RETURNS THE FAVOR!! FALLAWAY SLAM THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!!"

 

"(Riley) Whoa whoa whoa. Heh, now it's gonna get interesting."

 

Strangler piles on to his feet, and walks to the battered body of Erek Taylor, which is lying on the windshield with cracks surrounding him. Strangler flashes a sadistic grin, and grabs hold of the windshield wiper before pulling it out of its socket! Strangler raises the wiper in the air, before swiftly bringing it down in an instant, nailing Erek in the forehead!! The ICTV Champion yells in anguish as his forehead is split apart. Blood begins to ooze down, but Strangler isn't done yet. The behemoth tears Erek's jersey apart, and raises the wiper before bringing it down in another encounter, this time, landing it on Erek's back.. THWACK!!

 

"(Mark) Oh my god! Strangler's torturing Erek Taylor with that windshield wiper. He's using it as a bat and is just scarring Erek Taylor for life."

 

The sounds are sickening, and the visuals are even more horrendous. Erek's back now begins to redden, with a clear mark of where the wiper hit. Strangler brings the wiper down again, and scars Erek with another mark. The behemoth chuckles and tosses the wiper aside before giving Erek a little pull. With that, Erek rolls down the hood helplessly before his back falls to the concrete below... Strangler goes down and hooks the leg for the cover:

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

THRE- OOOOH!! AND EREK KICKS OUT!! The giant behemoth, so focused and so relentless, continues the punishment, bringing Erek Taylor back up and pummeling him with a hard right. Erek dangles about, and Strangler comes in with another hard punch. The behemoth watches as Erek slowly collapses down on the floor once again, and with that, Strangler removes his belt.

 

"(Mark) Oh no! Don't do it Strangler! We don't want to see what's under there!"

 

Strangler holds on to the leather strap, and swiftly brings it down in a satisfying collision with Erek's back. The arena erupts in boos as Strangler brings the belt down again, making Erek's back full of red areas. Strangler tosses his belt aside, but instead of seeing Strangler making all our nightmares come true, the pants stay on and Strangler goes for the cover again, convinced that the preceding attack was enough:

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

THREE- OOOOH!!!

 

"(Mark) And somehow, someway, Erek is still kicking out!!"

 

"(Riley) You don't know how glad I am that those pants stayed on."

 

Strangler is shocked, but his desires prevent him from putting on another tantrum. The behemoth rises to his feet, bringing Erek along with him before swinging and connecting a fierce right. Erek bursts right back with a punch of his own. The two combatants exchange fierce right hands, either one willing to submit. But Strangler's strength proves to be the difference maker, and he wins the exchange. Strangler backs Erek down, delivering an ongoing onslaught of hooks and uppercuts that forces Erek on to another vehicle. Strangler ventures forward, but Erek absorbs a sudden dose of energy. He bursts forward suddenly, lashing out and connecting a hard chop across Strangler's chest!

 

"(Crowds) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!"

 

Erek thrusts his fist forward, connecting it with Strangler's neck. The M7 lieutenant begins to cough, and for that, gets pounded on with a combination of rights and lefts from the Champion. Erek grabs Strangler by the wrist and hurls him towards the vehicle with all his might- but Strangler thinks otherwise, countering the whip and sending Erek forward instead! Erek quickly scouts out his situation, and leaps up on the hood of the car at the last second. Hearing Strangler's footsteps draw near, Erek launches himself into the air again, spinning around and bringing a foot mindlessly across Strangler's face!! The giant crumples to the ground and Erek is quick to go down for the cover:

 

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

THRE- OOOH!! But the giant is still at the peak of his strength, and with no effort at all, body presses Erek into the air, stopping the count firmly. Strangler rolls aside and piles back on to his feet. He takes a moment to recooperate as the young flyer comes about, rocketing forward with another fistful. Strangler catches it in the air, and lunges his head forward, colliding with Erek in a nasty headbutt. Erek staggers back, and Strangler goes to take control again, driving a boot into Erek's face!

 

"(Mark) I've never seen the Boston Strangler so focused. It seems the animosity between these two have propelled their fighting skills."

 

"(Riley) Well it doesn't take a five year old to figure that one out. Strangler's not only here to win the title, he's here to take it and leave Erek in a broken mess."

 

Strangler scans the area, and notices a sitting security guard nearby watching the action. The behemoth approaches the guard, throwing the worker aside just to take hold of the steel chair! Strangler walks back to the weary Erek Taylor. The behemoth raises the chair up high, and with one mighty swing, lands the chair right on Erek's back! Taylor crumples to the ground, and Strangler flashes a satisfying grin before tossing the chair aside. He stands tall, and with one foot, kicks Erek over on to his back. Strangler places his boot on Erek's chest, cueing the referee to count:

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

THRE- OOH!!! But the cocky pin was just too light and Erek simply rolls back on to his stomach. Strangler pulls Erek back and goes for another cover, this time hooking the leg:

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

THRE- OOOOH!! Once and again, Erek Taylor kicks out!!

 

"(Mark) Erek Taylor refuses to lose!! He's being punished by the Boston Strangler and he's still kicking out!"

 

"(Riley) It doesn't make him better, though. He's just delaying the inevitable."

 

Strangler brings the resiliant Erek Taylor up on his two feet, draws his arm back before shooting it forward, connecting another fierce punch. Erek staggers back, trying oh so desperately to regain his composure as Strangler comes in for another punch. Taylor dodges it, and is quick to grab Strangler by the shins, tackling the giant behemoth down to the ground. Erek mounts himself on Strangler's back, quickly pulling the behemoth's leg as far as he can.

 

"(Mark) Erek with a comeback attempt. But with Strangler being so dominant, it's going to be so hard. It's a good strategy to try to take away Strangler's vertical base but how long will it last?"

 

"(Riley) It won't last long. Erek's not a technical wrestler, although he does have some knowledge of the submission side."

 

Strangler grinds his teeth to relieve the pain, but Erek doesn't stop there, letting go of the Single Crab and venturing up the body, where he applies a Camel Clutch on the Boston Strangler! The referee gets in front of the behemoth's face, asking for submission but Strangler stubbornly refuses. Erek lets go of the Camel Clutch and goes back to the leg area, once again, applying the Single Crab.

 

"(Mark) A series of submissions by Erek Taylor, and it's doing a pretty good job on confusing the giant."

 

Strangler gives a hard tug from his leg, successfully dragging Erek to the ground! The behemoth slowly piles back on to his feet, and regains his posure before lunging forward and swinging his massive arm! Erek eludes the clothesline, and with all the strength he can muster, circles his grasps around Strangler's waist and hoists the giant up before planting him firmly on the concrete with a diving spinebuster!!! Erek grabs Strangler by the legs, placing it into a "T" position before crossing it up and twisting around, firmly trapping the Boston Strangler with the Inverted Texas Cloverleaf!!

 

"(Mark) THERE IT IS!! COMET'S TAIL!! COMET'S TAIL!! Erek Taylor used that move to defeat Strangler on Smarkdown but will it work tonight?!"

 

The sight of the move again sparks countless cheers from the crowds as Erek holds on for his very dear life. Strangler is grimacing, rubbing his hands along the concrete floor to try to place his mind away from the pain. The referee gets right back to work, asking for submission, which obviously crosses Strangler's mind. But the Boston Strangler isn't going to let up now, he reaches into the air and prepares to slap the ground but instead, changes his mind and grabs the referee by the collar. With one hand, Strangler pulls the referee in, clipping the referee's shin from beneath him and sending the official right into Erek Taylor!!! Erek gets knocked down, releasing the Comet's Tail!!!

 

"(Riley) HA!! There we go!! Strangler's now the stupid dope you thought he was, huh, Taylor?"

 

"(Mark) Now that just isn't right."

 

"(Riley) Hey, it's no DQ. Strangler can hurt the referee, kill the referee, and it still won't matter. It's the rules."

 

Strangler staggers to his feet, his legs inflicted with so much harm, they are barely able to support the 300 pound frame of the Bostonian. Nevertheless, Strangler marches on. He ventures forward and swings a right, but Erek ducks under the outstretched arm of the Strangler and with lightning fast reflexes, grabs Strangler's arm and pulls it to the ground before swiftly applying the armbar!!

 

"(Mark) Brilliant strategy by Erek Taylor! He can't find anything to jump off of so he's using smarts to beat Strangler."

 

"(Riley) Beat Strangler? The match isn't even over yet and you're already claiming Erek has won."

 

"(Mark) ....I won't even bother to respond."

 

Strangler grimaces, trying to get Erek Taylor off him. The High Flying Prince's legs are placed heavily on Strangler's chest and neck, and Strangler is quick to think, tonight at least, and presses his teeth on Erek Taylor's left leg!!!

 

..........

 

And the arena lets out a long chorus of boos!! Erek releases the armbar and tends to his left leg. He pulls the sleeve of his pants up, to reveal a reddish bite mark! Erek staggers to his feet, and Strangler does so as well. Taylor heads towards the exit, trying to limp away as soon as possible. Strangler begins to stalk Erek, taking the time to tear off another windshield wiper to use as a weapon. The giant behemoth walks after the ICTV Champion, who limps towards the exit while also tending to his leg!

 

"(Riley) That's right, Erek! Run away!! Because that's the best you can do!!"

 

"(Mark) I can't believe Erek agreed to this matchup. It's no doubt that Strangler wanted this stipulation so everything he did could be legal.

 

"(Riley) Hence, the name of the match, Streetfight."

 

Strangler breaks off into a run, trying to catch up to the ICTV Champion. But at the sight of the Strangler, wailing his wiper around like a medieval knight, the High Flying Prince Erek Taylor takes off. Not at full speed, but still manages to get ahead of the Boston Strangler. Erek heads out into the open, and Strangler is still on pursuit.

 

"(Riley) Well, that's honor right there. Running away from the fight, huh."

 

"(Mark) You would be running too if your opponent bit you in the damn leg."

 

"(Riley) No I wouldn't. You know I wouldn't!!"

 

"(Mark) Hey, you ran away from every challenge. So, I do have good reasoning."

 

The Seattle skyline sparkles in the background, and the Space Needle can clearly be seen high above. The cameraman scrambles to catch up, and when he does, Strangler has already managed to catch up with the High Flying Prince and is already punishing Erek with the windshield wiper, swinging it left and right and connecting it with both arms of the High Flyin' Prince. Strangler throws the wiper aside and forces a pin right on the concrete:

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

THR- and Erek inches his shoulder up. The fight heads more out into the open, with Strangler leading the Champion. Strangler angers, and rises to his feet. He takes a look around, while listening to the sounds of the traffic that lies only a few feet away. Grabbing Erek by the hair, Strangler drags him up to his feet. He measures the Champ up, and decks him with a colossal right. Strangler thrases Erek with another right, before grabbing the Champion by the wrist and hurling him straight for the nearby intersection!!

 

"(Mark) No! Strangler, you won't!"

 

"(Riley) HE WILL!!"

 

Strangler sends Erek Taylor stumbling into the asphalt. Honks of the nearby vehicles begin to boom through the night sky, and Erek desperately rolls out of the way to dodge the oncoming traffic!! The High Flying Prince huffs and puffs, and slowly staggers to his feet as Strangler ventures forward. The Boston Strangler moves in and immediately swings a right fist, but Erek ducks under the massive arm of the Bostonian, and sends a fist straight into Strangler's neck! Strangler gasps for air, and before he can retaliate, Erek sends another right hand surging forward and connecting it with Strangler's neck yet again. Desperate to counter, Strangler rockets his knee forward, doubling Erek over in an instant. Strangler grabs Erek by the wrist and whips him into the intersection again- OOOOH!!! But Erek counters the whip and sends Strangler there, just as a nearby sedan comes speeding by!! The driver of the sedan brakes at the sudden scene of Strangler, but the brakes are not strong enough and the vehicle hits Strangler!! Strangler rolls up to the top of the hood from the impact, and lies there as the driver opens the door.

 

"(Mark) YES!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!! THEY LOVE IT!! STRANGLER GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!!"

 

"(Riley) Stupid Seattle bitch!! You hit the Strangler!!! SOMEBODY GET CHRIS WILSON ON THE LINE!!"

 

Erek moves forward and shoves the driver aside, who tries to tend to the M7 behemoth. The High Flying Prince jumps on top of the car's hood and walks up the windshield before mounting himself on Strangler's chest. With oncoming traffic honking at its loudest, Erek rains down a hefty load of hard rights while also snapping on a choke hold to amplify the damage! After a good exchange of punches, Erek hooks Strangler's leg up for the cover:

 

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

 

 

THREE! OOOOOOHHHH!!!!!

 

Here comes the response!! The crowds are in disbelief!! Strangler pops his shoulder forward and the referee stops the count. Erek Taylor is appalled!! He can't believe it as well!!

 

"(Riley) YES!! Strangler is the toughest of them all!! He still kicked out after he got hit by a car!!"

 

"(Mark) Don't get so happy. The car didn't even hit him that hard!"

 

"(Riley) I sense a little fright in you."

 

Erek grabs Strangler by the hair and begins slamming the behemoth's head into the vehicle as hard as he can. The driver is shocked but all he can do is stand by and watch. A passenger bus drives by and stops as Erek jumps in front of its path. Erek Taylor orders the driver of the bus to halt, and seeing the carnage laid in front of him, the driver obeys. Erek jumps back on Strangler, and delivers a right hand. Phasing Strangler on the car, Erek jumps into the air, grabbing the top of the bus with his hands. He pulls himself up, and stands atop the Seattle bus.

 

"(Mark) He won't! Erek Taylor is on top of a bus and god knows what he's going to do!"

 

The fans in the arena are watching every moment, and they are ecstatic. Erek takes one last breath before launching himself into the air!! Spinning and twisting and turning in the Seattle wind, Erek comes flying down, transferring himself from the top of the bus to the top of the car!! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT-

 

 

........ RIGHT INTO NOTHING!!! STRANGLER ROLLS OFF THE CAR AND EREK GOES CRASHING INTO THE TOP OF THE CAR!!!

 

CUE THE COUNTLESS "OOOOOOH!!"s!!!

 

"(Mark) OH MY GOD!!! STRANGLER ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND EREK TAYLOR COMPLETED A CORKSCREW MOONSAULT INTO THE CAR!!!"

 

"(Riley) Holy shit!! Look at the car, the windows are beginning to crack!"

 

The top of the car is dented and the bus driver as well as the passengers are curious to what has happened. They roll down their windows, they exit the bus, but they are still not prepared for the image! Erek Taylor lies in a broken mess as drops of blood begins to roll down his lips and forehead. He lies on his back, breathing heavily after the missed Corkscrew Moonsault.

 

"(Crowds) SWF!! SWF!! SWF!! SWF!!"

 

Erek lays motionless on top of the car while Strangler is on the asphalt, trying to regain his brute-like strength he so many times had. The referee stares in disbelief, but there's nothing he can do. Countouts are not in effect! He stands there, checking on Erek as well as Strangler, hoping to get a word out of them. But all he gets is a mumble. Soon, sirens can be heard. Except they are not of the EMTs....

 

....two police cruisers speed up to the scene!

 

"(Mark) What the?"

 

"(Riley) Stupid people in the bus. They phoned the cops!!"

 

"(Mark) Perhaps they didn't know this was a licensed match. Well, I don't blame them. If I saw a man go flying off a bus, I'd call the cops."

 

Four uniformed officers step out to a scene of carnage. They are quick to move into action but the referee is there to stop them in their tracks. While the official tries to reason with the officers, both combatants slowly stir. Strangler pushes himself to his feet and drags Erek down from the car before decking him with a hard right. Strangler backs Erek to a light pole, where he delivers a massive headbutt that sends the back of Erek's head into the steel pole!! Erek falls on his behind, and the officers race towards the fight. The referee tries to stop them but the four officers tries to restrain Strangler.

 

"(Riley) Damn cops! Get them out of there!!"

 

The Seattle officers fail as the overpowering Boston Strangler shoves them all out of the way. Strangler grabs hold of one of the handcuffs and quickly goes behind Taylor, snapping the handcuffs on in an instant, trapping Erek at the light pole.

 

"(Mark) Make the cops useful! Tell them to give the key to the referee!!"

 

"(Riley) No!! The referee is impartial!! He can't interfere in this matchup!!"

 

Strangler relays a hard soccer kick right into the chest of Erek Taylor!! The impact is sickening, with a loud "Thud" echoing in the streets of Seattle. Strangler tries to push Erek down for the cover, but the handcuffs prevent Erek from even lying down!! Strangler asks the referee for a pin, but the official states that both of Erek's shoulders have to be flat on the ground!!

 

"(Mark) Haha!! Strangler's plan backfired!! He can't pin Erek!!"

 

"(Riley) No! He can! Just push Erek on his back, go on Strangler!"

 

Strangler yells, and angrily gets into the official's face. The referee stands his ground, in the ruling, that is. He gets backed ten feet but still stands by his ruling. Strangler, so busy arguing, is blind to the other side as one of the officers unlocks the handcuffs and helps Erek to his feet.

 

"(Riley) HEY!! THAT COP IS HELPING EREK WIN!! GET HIM!!"

 

"(Mark) No you idiot. He's just helping Erek to his feet!"

 

Strangler lets the case drop, and turns around, angrily finding Erek up on his feet! Strangler races forward, yelling at the referees as he draws his arm back and rockets it forward! But Erek, with one gasp of air, ducks under and takes a swipe at the nearest officer's belt. With that, he takes hold of a can. Too desperate to fight Strangler off, Erek doesn't even look at what he's holding and just pushes the release button on the can....

 

........

 

SHHHHHWWWWWWPPP!!!!!!

 

....and lets out a long splash of pepper spray into Strangler's eyes!!! The fans erupts into cheers as Erek tosses the pepper spray aside and delivers a club to Strangler's back. The Bostonian grimaces in pain and anguish as he continues to rub his eyes again and again!!

 

"(Riley) Figures that Erek would try something like this. He just can't beat Strangler and he's admitting it right here."

 

"(Mark) It was a desperation move. Why don't you bash on Strangler for a change?"

 

"(Riley) Because I don't want to. And you suck."

 

"Water!" Strangler yells. The M7 behemoth staggers towards the Key Arena, struggling to see as the scene zooms in on his red eyes. He jogs towards the entrance of the Key Arena, but soon, Erek Taylor dashes in, and brings the giant down with a bulldog! Erek goes down for the cover:

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

 

THREE- OOOOH!! And Strangler kicks out!! The behemoth piles back on his feet, and with Erek so close, he reaches back and swings a right arm forward- but Erek ducks under and counters with a climb up wheel kick! Strangler is on his knees, panting heavily as he tries to reconcilie with himself.

 

"(Riley) Come on Strangler, suck it up and make it to the arena. There's plenty of water there!"

 

Erek grabs Strangler by the hair, but as he prepares to lead the behemoth back up, the giant draws an uppercut and rockets it upward, nailing Erek right in the crotch!! The audience rises to the occassion and lets out a long chorus of boos!! Erek drops to his knees and Strangler rolls the small man up into a schoolboy!!

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

THRE- but Erek kicks out!! The surging pain from the groin shot still flows through Erek's veins. He tries to get up but his legs give in from all that has happened and he falls back to the ground. Erek lies there, battered while Strangler uses the referee as a balance beam and pulls himself back up.

 

"(Riley) Good job Strangler!! Hit him where it hurts! Now just get to the arena and get some water for your eyes!"

 

"(Mark) I don't think he needs that much inspiration. The entrance is only twenty feet away."

 

Strangler limps towards the entrance, and makes it there with no difficulties. The M7 behemoth enters the Key Arena, and is quick to go to the nearest beverage vender. Strangler grabs the vender by the collar, and pulls him out of his stand! The giant quickly grabs a water bottle and starts pouring it all over his face.

 

"(Mark) There we see Strangler, finally easing the pain from the pepper spray."

 

Erek Taylor and the referee enters the Key Arena, and the ICTV Champion is quick to react, racing forward and delivering a high forearm to the back of Strangler's head!! Erek spins Strangler around, and quickly thrusts a fist forward- no! Strangler catches it in the air and counters with yet another massive headbutt! Strangler starts his comeback, keeping it alive with fierce haymaker punches! He staggers Erek back a good five feet before driving a knee forward, doubling the Champion over. Strangler steps up, pulling Erek's head in between his legs. Cinching Erek by the waist, Strangler hoists the Champion in the air! Erek sits on Strangler's shoulders, but before Strangler can even think of performing a powerbomb, the fast and dashing Erek Taylor rolls down Strangler's back, pulling him down into a sunset flip!! Erek holds on for the cover:

 

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

 

THREE- OOOH!! And Strangler kicks out!! Strangler piles back on his feet, obviously upset at Erek getting the best of him. Strangler ventures forward and connects with a right hand before Erek can rise to his feet.

 

"(Mark) Nice counter by Erek Taylor! Strangler tried the powerbomb but it just wasn't the time."

 

"(Riley) Just one move, Mark. One move won't win the match for him."

 

Strangler delivers another haymaker punch, before grabbing Erek by the hair and leading him into the interior of the Key Arena, the true interior. Strangler follows the sounds and before you know it, the two combatants have entered the stands. The scene switches again, and goes back to the inside camera. It pans the stage, trying to locate the two fighters. It finds Strangler, leading Erek down the stairs and towards the ring.

 

"(Mark) Well the action has just entered the stage and is headed right for us."

 

"(Riley) Do you think we should get up?"

 

"(Mark) ....."

 

Strangler throws Erek's head into the wall, dazing the ICTV Champion before leading further in. Before long, the two have reached the outer parts of the barricade. Erek tries to fight off Strangler, swinging quick rights and lefts to the body of the behemoth. He flinches, and for one moment, releases his grip. That's all Erek needs and the Champion bursts through, pummeling Strangler back with repetitive chops across the chest!

 

"(Crowds) OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!"

 

SMACK!

 

"(Crowds) OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!"

 

SMACK!

 

"(Crowds) OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!"

 

Erek backs Strangler to the barricade and quickly races in for the clothesline, but Strangler scouts out the move, bending down and hoisting Erek in the air! Erek flies over and crashes down flat on the mat!

 

"(Mark) Strangler with the back body drop!"

 

"(Riley) What a splat!"

 

Strangler breathes heavily, recooperating as he continues to regain his composure. He enters ringside, standing tall and quick to deliver a soccer kick to the body of Erek Taylor, sending him rolling across the mat. Strangler brings Erek up and rolls him back into the ring before sliding in himself. Erek staggers to his feet, and quickly delivers a barrage of forearms to the back of Strangler, trying to prevent the mammoth of a man from getting to his nearly 6'10 height. It is successful, for only mere moments. Strangler overpowers Erek, lunging forward and shoving the small flyer across the ring!!

 

"(Riley) WOOHOO! You won't stand a ghost of a chance now, Erek! C'mon Strangler, break him in half!"

 

Strangler moves forward, arrogantly strutting his fists that draws many boos from the crowds. The behemoth swings a hard right, and connects with Erek's chin! Strangler delivers another haymaker, a third, a fourth, and a fifth before grabbing Erek by the wrist and hurling him to the ropes. Erek rebounds, thinking retaliation the whole time as he leaps into the air and brings a high forearm into view- but it wasn't to be, Strangler raises his boot and drives it into Erek's face, knocking the Champion to the ground!! Strangler goes down and hooks the leg for the cover-

 

 

ONE!!!

 

 

 

TWO!!!

 

 

 

THRE- OOOH!! Even after the fatigue, Erek still inches a shoulder up!! Strangler grows impatient, showing it by yelling at the referee before rolling out of the ring. The M7 behemoth, clear of the rules of the matchup, walks over to the timekeeper. He shoves the man away before taking hold of the steel chair. Strangler holds it up high and slides back into the ring.

 

"(Mark) Oh no. This isn't good."

 

"(Riley) Of course it isn't good. Erek is still up! KNOCK HIM OUT!!"

 

Strangler raises the chair up high, and waits as Erek slowly staggers to his feet. The Champion has no clue, even with the continous warnings from the crowds. He turns around-

 

CLANG!!!

 

-AND EATS STEEL!! Strangler tosses the chair aside, and with his most sadistic grin, imitates his opponent, pointing to the sky and calling for an aerial move!!

 

"(Mark) And look at Strangler. He's acting as if he's won!!"

 

"(Riley) Well didn't he? Erek is out, and Strangler's going for the finishing touch."

 

Strangler ascends to the top rope, posing for the fans and flexing his biceps. He stands there, smiling as the Seattle fans in attendance shower him with boos. What a great feeling it must be to shut these people up. Strangler takes a deep breath, and launches himself into the air. Strangler stretches out his hands, and comes flying down....

 

 

down....

 

 

down.....

 

 

down- CRAAASSSHHH!!!! DOWN ON TO NOTHING!! EREK TAYLOR ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY WITH HIS LAST BREATH AND STRANGLER CRASHES INTO THE MAT!!

 

THE ARENA ERUPTS INTO CHEERS!! Erek Taylor staggers to his feet, his head oozing out blood with every second. He tries to walk over to Strangler, but as soon as he lets go of the ropes, the Champion's legs give in and he falls to the ground.

 

"(Mark) HAHA!! Strangler body splashes the mat! What a dope!"

 

"(Riley) Erek Taylor, you bitch! Why can't you just lie down and die?!?!"

 

Strangler staggers to his feet, holding his stomach in anguish and pain as he reaches for the chair. Strangler raises the chair up high, and with Erek still lying on his stomach, Strangler brings the chair crashing down-

 

CLANG!! The thunders of the ovation of boos echoes across the stage. Strangler swings another chair shot and drives it into the sternum of Erek Taylor!! Erek flinches and flinches, and tries to crawl away but Strangler prevents escape with another chair shot!! Strangler drops the chair at the center of the ring, and brings Erek back up to his feet. The M7 behemoth slaps on a choke hold, and with that, hoists the ICTV Champion into the air! Strangler holds Erek up high, showing for all the world to see, their hero at evil's domain.

 

"(Mark) Chokeslam coming up! This could be it!!"

 

Strangler lets all his anger out in one ferocious assault, letting Erek hang in the air for awhile before finally...

 

CLANK!!!

 

....DRIVING HIM INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WITH A CHOKESLAM!! Sickening doesn't even begin to describe the sounds of the impact! The crowds are silent, and Strangler moves over to the turnbuckle, taking a seat to witness the carnage he has created. He smiles, and the common people erupts in anger!

 

"(Mark) He's smiling?! What the fuck?! He just drove a human being through a chair and he's smiling?!!"

 

"(Riley) HELL YES!! STRANGLER JUST SHUT EREK UP!! GO STRANGLER!!"

 

"(Mark) Now what is he doing?"

 

Strangler walks over to the broken Erek, and grabs the Champion by the hair. Instead of going for the cover, Strangler brings Erek back up to his feet. The audience watches on as Strangler slaps on another chokehold, and points to the sky, signaling for another chokeslam!

 

"(Mark) He won't!! Strangler's going for another chokeslam through the chair!!"

 

"(Riley) DO IT!!"

 

Strangler gets showered with the countless jeers, but he doesn't care. He prepares to end the fight, and prepares to lift Erek up. Strangler begins to hoist Erek into the air when suddenly-

 

BAM!! The High Flying Prince bursts through and with one last desperation move, drives a foot up into Strangler's crotch!! The arena explodes as Erek drops to the ground and rolls to the outside. The Champion starts crawling away, not looking back at the Strangler, who is on his knees, bracing his crotch in pain.

 

"(Mark) LOW BLOW!! Erek Taylor goes for one last move and you have to get away, Erek! Strangler's just too strong!!"

 

"(Riley) Now who's a coward?"

 

"(Mark) Totally different circumstances, Riley."

 

Strangler staggers to his feet, sucking up the pain and quickly going off to pursue his nemesis. Erek uses the barricades to drag himself back up, and continues to use the barricade to lead himself away from Strangler. The Boston Strangler ventures after Erek, standing tall with only fire and revenge in his eyes. He catches up to Erek, and quickly decks the Champion with a clothesline from behind!! Erek struggles back up, and tries to escape once again, but Strangler reaches forward and grabs a chunk of Erek's hair!! He pulls the ICTV Champion in and quickly tries to set up the reverse DDT drop- but Erek quickly fights back, driving an elbow into Strangler's face to release the grip before leaping into the air and twisting around to deliver a heel kick across Strangler's face!! Strangler drops to the ground and Erek crawls away.

 

"(Riley) What is he doing? Why is he running?"

 

"(Mark) I'm no psychic, you fool!"

 

Erek crawls towards the Smarkstron, and with that, he takes a look around. Strangler is once again on the hunt, and out of desperation, Erek starts to climb. Strangler climbs after the Prince, successfully grabbing one of Erek's shoes. Strangler tries to pull Erek down but the ICTV Champion uses his free leg to kick Strangler off. Strangler doesn't discourage, climbing after the High Flying Prince again.

 

"(Mark) My god, he just goes higher and higher."

 

"(Riley) I can see it now. Strangler, the man to end Erek's career!"

 

Erek reaches halfway, trying to get away from the Boston Strangler, who continues his pursuit. Suddenly, an explosion of cheers. The camera goes to the entrance way, where two figures go up to Strangler and pulls the giant down!

 

"(Mark) WHAT THE? IT'S LDP AND TOD DEKINDES!! LDP AND TOD DEKINDES!! X FORCE 9 IS HERE!!"

 

"(Riley) NOOOOO!!!"

 

LDP and Tod pulls Strangler back down to the ground, leading him away from his pursuit and pummeling him back with joint right hands!! The two XF9ers back Strangler up to one of the wrecked cars that serves as decorations for the set. They continue their assault but Strangler bursts through like a caged animal, decking them both with a double clothesline. LDP staggers to his feet, and Strangler quickly slaps on a chokehold!!

 

"(Mark) CHOKESLAM!! CHOKESLAM!!"

 

But Tod denies the attempt, lunging forward and driving a forearm across Strangler's leg! Strangler loses his balance for a bit, but manages to regain it, only to get doubled over with a kick to the gut from LDP! LDP steps forward, and wraps his arm around Strangler's head. Strangler's former rival quickly hooks the arms of the behemoth, and hoists him into the air. The arena explodes and LDP drives Strangler into the concrete with a double armed DDT!! CLOGGER!!! LONGDOGGER CLOGGER!!!

 

"(Riley) NOO! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!"

 

Tod and LDP drag Strangler to the top of the wrecked car. They mount themselves on each side, delivering hard rights to the face of the Boston Strangler. The fans are so into the beating that they don't even notice that Erek Taylor has climbed to the top of the Smarkstron!!

 

"(Mark) Oh my god, he won't!"

 

"(Riley) He will!"

 

LDP and Tod hold on to Strangler. The fans watch on, and Erek Taylor leaps off the Smarkstron!!!! Time slows down drastically, and everyone has their eyes pasted to the scene. Erek Taylor flies off the Smarkstron, and in the air, twists and turns, until he heads down....

 

 

down 30 feet....

 

 

down 20 feet.....

 

 

 

down 10 feet.......

 

 

CRAAASSSHHHHH!!!!!!

 

....AND COMPLETES A TWISTING MOONSAULT ON THE BOSTON STRANGLER FROM THE TOP OF THE SMARKSTRON!!! THE ARENA EXPLODES AS LDP AND TOD KEEPS EREK LYING ON TOP OF THE BOSTON STRANGLER!!!

 

"(Mark) OH MY GOD!!! DOWNFALL FROM THE SMARKSTRON!!! EREK TAYLOR IS CRAZY!!!"

 

"(Riley) I'm at a loss of words."

 

The referee rushes in to check on the two combatants, but LDP quickly diverts the official's attention to the pin they laid in front of him. LDP and Tod backs away as Erek lies on top of Strangler:

 

 

 

 

ONE!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

TWO!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

THREE!!!!!!

 

***DING DING DING!!!***

 

And the arena explodes!! "Downfall" begins to boom out of the speakers, and everyone, fan or not, are in disbelief!!

 

"(Funyon) The winner of this matchup... and STILL SWF ICTV CHAMPION!!! EREK!!! TAYLOR!!!!!!!!"

 

LDP and Tod helps Erek off, and the referee rushes up with the ICTV belt. Erek raises the belt in the air, before collapsing once again. This time, however, his comrades are here to pick him up. LDP and Tod helps Erek into the back, as the scene zooms in on Strangler, who continues to lie on the wrecked car.

 

"(Mark) EREK TAYLOR RETAINS!! A DOWNFALL MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE SMARKSTRON!! THAT KID IS CRAZY!!"

 

"(Riley) He *is* crazy."

 

"(Mark) AND THIS ISN'T IT!! WE'RE JUST MOMENTS AWAY FROM THE ULTIMATE MATCHUP!! WARGAMES!!!"

 

EMTs from the back pour in to check on Strangler. They help the behemoth to his feet, and lead him to the back as the Smarkstron, the one that served the deciding attack, begins to play back the highlight moments of the matchup.

 

"The End"

[Guest Tod deKindes]

Whaddya know, I was in there.

 

Very good stuff.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Yeah...uhhh...sorry about that TNT. I've been really bad lately about the website because:

 

1) I'm just flat out lazy and updating that site is boring and I don't like doing it.

 

and

 

2) I've been pretty swamped with trying to graduate and all...

 

I'll get your next one up...promise.

 

Da "loves making empty promises" H

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Thugg... 3 shows... Let's see some rankings.

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Graduate? Thugg, I think you should stay at school another semester, just so I can come to College Park and personally watch you cry as my football team beats the Terps' ass again!

 

::rivalry::

 

On topic: this match was my favorite match from its show. Erek was really on his way up when he left; he would have been contending for the world title in another month or two. This was an example of a great brawl that really captured both men's character, and it features one of my top 5 coolest moments of last year: TBS no-selling a goddamn car!

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

am I on a top five coolest moment?

 

 

[Guest 5_moves_of_doom]

*force-feeds JD a urinal cake*

 

Of course not.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Hey now... Promoting myself would be vanity...

 

 

and Vanity is the Devil's favorite sin... well at least according to Pacino

 

 

 

 

Oh and...

 

*Waffles TNT with the ICTV belt*

[Guest Suicide King]

Hey JD? Remember when Adam the Red knocked your ass out in a hardcore match with a ten pound dildo?

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Hey King... remember when I hit you in the head with a cinderblock?

 

 

(I don't care if it was your match)

[Guest Suicide King]

Well, actually you DDTed me on to a cinderblock, but six of one and a half dozen of the other I suppose.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

I never claimed to be a memory major... (uh... did that make any sense?)

[Guest Suicide King]

None whatsoever. This may be due to residual brain damage from that ten pound dildo.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Hey now... it's not like it was jammed up my mouth and into my brain...

[Guest Suicide King]

On camera anyway.

[Guest Ace309]

I think that one was closer to fifteen. Possibly twenty.

 

Or maybe even twenty +1.

[Guest HVilleThugg]

Damn Tom, how in the hell did you get that banner in your sig so quickly???

 

And where are you hosting it at??

 

Da "huh?" H