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HOLY VAN HORN, JA RULE JUST DISSED EMINEM!!!

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Guest Vyce

Who would win a real fight between the two? Screw this diss shit. I'm talking true fisticuffs.

 

I'll go with Em, on account of the fact that Ja Rule is a fidget.

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Guest MrRant

Man it must be horrible to be out-rapped. Has anyone commited suicide over that yet?

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Guest spiny norman

Oh you Eminem dissers, how can you not see how great Eminem is at dissing!? He disses like no other, he is, dare I say it, the Dissmeister! I think all of yous are just jealousy of his sheer dissality! Oh man, when Eminem disses, whoo boy, you're in for some trouble.

 

Seriously, who cares about Eminem's disinfecting capabilities? He's still a dickhead.

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Guest Hogan Made Wrestling
Oh you Eminem dissers, how can you not see how great Eminem is at dissing!? He disses like no other, he is, dare I say it, the Dissmeister! I think all of yous are just jealousy of his sheer dissality! Oh man, when Eminem disses, whoo boy, you're in for some trouble.

 

Seriously, who cares about Eminem's disinfecting capabilities? He's still a dickhead.

Stuff like "Real Muthafuckin' Gs" makes Eminem's disses look like Ja Rule's.

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Stuff like "Real Muthafuckin' Gs" makes Eminem's disses look like Ja Rule's.

::snicker::

 

Oh, Eazy-E, you were taken from us too soon...

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Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly

OK we getit already. There are people here who don' like rap. Now that we know this, can you please shut the fuck up and stop posting the same stupid shit in the rap threads? Why jump into a thread to say garbage about how you don't care? If you don't care, don't click on the damn link! If you don't think Eminem has any talent, fine. In the mean time, shut your stupid ass up and stop trolling in every damn thread that mentions his name. Quite frankly, your opinion doesn't even matter here. Some of the stuff that you guys say proves that you guys don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You're going to have as much success convincing rap fans that Eminem has no talent as you are going to have going into a church and convincing people that Jesus beat women.

 

Evenflow, you might be sensitive about the word faggot, but please don't take a song and misquote it just because you don't like the word. You skipped most of the song and picked out lines that Eminem didn't even say to prove your point. Furthermore, he didn't just make fun of Benzino's age, but since you don't like Eminem, you're going to downplay everything else he said.

 

This motherfucker man!

Just won't shut up will you?

Talking 'bout I owe him...

Bitch you owe me... I'm promoting you right now

Yo let's put the nail in his coffin

 

How many people here know who Benzino is?

 

[Chorus]

I don't wanna be like this

I don't really wanna hurt no feelings

But I'm only being real when I say

Nobody wants to hear that grandfather rap (nope)

And old men have heart attacks

And I don't wanna be responsible for that, so

Put the mic down and walk away

You can still have a little bit of dignitay

 

Say what you want about the age jokes, but the guy is like twice my age, how the hell would I think he's cool?

 

[Eminem]

I would never claim to be no, Ray Benzino

An eighty-three year old fake Pacino

So how can he hold me over some balcony without

Blowing his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me? (Ugh!)

Please don't you'll probably fall with me, and our asses'll both be history

But then again you'd finally get your wish

cause you'll be all over the street like 50 Cent (Hahaha)

 

My point again, Ray Benzino is an old man who wants credibility. THat's why he kisses some people's asses, like 50 Cent.

 

FUCKIn punk pussy, FUCK YOU CHUMP

Give me a one on one; see if I don't FUCK YOU UP

Tryin to jump the Ruff Ryderz and they cut you up

And you put Jada on a track, that's how much you suck, dick

In the industry, swear that you in the streets husslin'

You sit behind a fuckin desk at The Source BUTT-kissin'

And beggin motherfuckers for guest appearances

And you can't even get the clearances, 'cuz real lyricists

Don't even respect you or take you serious

It's not that we don't like you we HATE YOU period

 

For those of you who don't know, Ray Benzno owns a rap magazine called the SOURCE. It has pretty much been rap's equivalent of Sports Illustrated. In addition to having interviews and the latest news, it has album reviews. There is a conflict of interest though because while Ray Benzino owns this magazine, he wants to be a rapper too. The last excerpt was an example of his ass kssing. He supposedly had beef with the Ruff Ryders, but turned around and tried to do a song with one of them. Benzino wants street credibility and has none. He wants to be a rapper, a gangster and a hustler, but he is none of the above.

 

Talk about a mid-life crisis, damn

Last week you was shaking Obie Trice's hand

Now he's a buster? What the fucks with that

Get on a track dissing us and kissin 50's ass

And asking me what I know about indictments, bite me

Bitch I got two cases, and probation, FIGHT ME!

What do I know about standing in front of a judge like a man

Ready to take whatever sentence he hands?

What you know about your wife slicing her wrists

Right in front of the only thing you have in this world? A little girl

And I put that on her, when this is all o-ver

I would never try to make her a star and eat off her

 

Benzino put out a song with his little son a while ago. He was trying to use HIS SON to further his rap career.

 

I don't know shit about no shopping rocks

But what you know about HipHop shops rocking spots?

Where you the only white boy up in the bitch just rippin'?

Pressing up your own flyers and your stickers, stickin'

Them bitches up after spending six hours at Kinko's

Just making copies of your covers to cassette singles

To sell them out of the trunk of your Tracer

Spending your whole paychecks at Disk Makers

What you know about being bullied over half your life?

Oh that's right, you should know what that's like, you're half white

(Hahaha) Vanilla Ice, spill the beans and rice

I'm eating you alive inside, Jesus Christ!

 

Eminem wasn't whining right here, he was stating facts. This stuff doesn't matter though because rap=crap. Nobody works hard at it and everyone who raps sucks. These guys that you see on TV just drop out of a plane and parachute to MTV so they can be put on TRL, then they use teleportation powers to appear at the Rolling Stones offices so they can get their picture taken a few times. In NO WAY, do they work at their craft because they have no craft. RAP SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS.

 

If you're that much of a gangsta, put the mic down

You should be out killin motherfuckers right now!

Kill a motherfucker dead, KILL 'EM DEAD BITCH!

Shoot 'em in the fuckin head, GO AHEAD BITCH!

Slap my mom; slap THE FUCK OUT OF HER!

She can't sue you; she wouldn't get a buck out of ya

'Cuz you're broke as fuck, YOU SUCK, you're a FUCKIn JOKE

If you was really sellin COKE with, then WHAT THE FUCK-

You STOP for, dummy? If you slew some crack

You'd make a lot more money then you do from rap (Hahaha)

You'll never have no security, you'll never be famous

You'll never know what it's like to be rich; life's a bitch ain't it?

Raymond? Here let me break the shit down in Laymen's

Terms for you, just to make sure that you can understand it

Since Canibus is using too many complicated fuckin words for you

Here let me slow it down for so you could understand if I say it slower

... Let it go dogg, it's over

 

He's pointing out the fact that Benzino will forever be a wannabe.

 

[Eminem]

Haha... talking 'bout, I have motherfuckers calling your crib

BITCH YOU AIN'T EVEN GOT A FUCKIn CRIB!

You ain't even got a fucking phone... fucking bum

Threatenin to shut me down at ya lil' fucking Source magazine

If I come back when did I attack you?

BITCH you attacked me first take it like a man and shut the FUCK UP

Fuck your little magazine too

I don't need your little fucking magazine

I got XXL's number anyways...

and y'all can't stand it 'cuz they gettin bigger than y'all

Oh, and by the way... how'd I look on the VMA's?

When you was watching me from whatever fuckin TV you was watching me from

From Boston...the mean streets of Boston

Fuckin sissy, and you got us scared up in that motherfucker?

SUCK my motherfuckin dick

Oh! And for those that don't know

Don't get it twisted y'all

THE SOURCE HAS A WHITE OWNER!

 

That wasn't a verse but I threw that part in anyway.

 

I'm done here because I've spent too much time with this already. In the future, when you see a thread bout something that doesn't interest you, leave it alone. It's just that simple.

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Guest Incandenza
Man it must be horrible to be out-rapped. Has anyone commited suicide over that yet?

Don't post in rap-related threads, dear.

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Guest B-X

Inc, can you tell me why you arent banned, and yet, the thread in music says you are (Re: Shit you listened to today)

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Guest Incandenza
Inc, can you tell me why you arent banned, and yet, the thread in music says you are (Re: Shit you listened to today)

This account is under my orginal sn, "incadenza." I asked Dames to change this account to Incandenza, and to delete the account that was currently using that spelling.

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Guest B-X

Damn, I looked at both names like 10 times before I caught the spelling difference.

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Guest ant_7000
For those of you who don't know, Ray Benzno owns a rap magazine called the SOURCE. It has pretty much been rap's equivalent of Sports Illustrated. In addition to having interviews and the latest news, it has album reviews. There is a conflict of interest though because while Ray Benzino owns this magazine, he wants to be a rapper too. The last excerpt was an example of his ass kssing. He supposedly had beef with the Ruff Ryders, but turned around and tried to do a song with one of them. Benzino wants street credibility and has none. He wants to be a rapper, a gangster and a hustler, but he is none of the above.

Benzino is making the SOURCE look like shit, Em is not doing anything with them no more and he does stuff for XXL magazine eventhough they dissed him when he came out. I can't stand Benzino especially when he had the nerve to say he's "The 5 mic giver," when it supposed to be consist of radio DJs over the country that determines what kind of ratings a rap album should get. Benzino rates the albums by who he wants or already work with (good Ratings) and who don't want to work with him.(bad ratings) Also, his (he wasn't involved) crew where the ones that stabbed Paul Pierce a couple of years ago. Like Benzino trying to bring a race issue towards his feud with Em when Benzino himself IS HALF WHITE ;). Him and Ja needs to give it up because nobody is checking for them fags.

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Guest saturnmark4life

I'm no rap fan really, but I have to agree the people who don't like rap should really pack up and fuck off home. You add nothing, and you are trolling. I mean, we all know Taue's chokeslam is ghey, but we certainly don't need a thread about it or anything.

 

 

Ja Rule has the 'so bad it's funny' novelty so in a sick, sad way I hope he sticks around.

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Guest FeArHaVoC
Ja Rule is not remotely talented (because I've heard "We Did It Again" with Metallica and it is quite possibly the worst song in the history of the entire world) and Eminem is not remotely creative.

 

EDITED because I always mistake Aerosmith and Metallica.... WHYYY???!!!

I'm all sorts of confused on that one. I know Em and Aerosmith have worked together, but Metallica did a song with Ja rule?

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Guest Flyboy

Em and Aerosmith didn't work together... Em just sampled one of their songs.

 

Metallica and Ja Rule did do a song together, though.

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Guest FeArHaVoC

Actually, they did work together. Joe Perry redid the guitars for "Sing for the Moment." Also, Tyler redid the vocals, but Em liked the old school sound of the original vocals so he kept them on instead.

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Guest Midnight Express83

Ja Rule is dead. Em is going to kill him, as been said many times.

 

It is funny reading rap threads on this board. Because its the same group who talk about the SUBJECT. And then a group of people come in the thread and bash RAP ignoring no matter what is being talked about. My favorite is the Fabolous at WM thread. Sad group of people here. Why post in a thread when you know nothing about it and are just going off of what you think might be the cool thing to say.

 

Just because people who watch TRL like both doesn't make them "pop rappers". Eminem is a battle rapper who made a fan base because of Dre. Ja-Rule was doing shit with Jay-Z and that jump started his career. Ja isn't battle rapper, but has enough talent to hold his own. Eminem is just like 8 mile showed rabbit, a battle rapper who has talent not somene who made a career because they are white.

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Guest razazteca
Just because people who watch TRL like both doesn't make them "pop rappers"

They both crossed over into main stream by attempting to act in movies that are not direct to video so there for they are Pop Rappers. True, Em is a legit free style rapper but just like Marilyn Manson he is out to get "bad press" by using anti gay and making family members threats.

 

This Em vs Ja battle is as real as WWE wrestling, its a WORK

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Guest kkktookmybabyaway

"Stuff like "Real Muthafuckin' Gs" makes Eminem's disses look like Ja Rule's."

 

I'll take "No Vaseline" any day.

 

Yo yo yo...

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Guest Flyboy

I think Em's acting holds more water than Ja's, so your point is kinda moot, raza.

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Guest razazteca
I'll take "No Vaseline" any day.

The good ol days of the NWA battles! Just as good as Flair vs Steamboat :cheers:

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Guest Jobber of the Week
OK we getit already. There are people here who don' like rap.

*raises hands in the air, shakes them like he just don' care*

 

explination

 

That makes so much sense. And it's so mature, too. I hope Donald Rumsfeld challenges Saddam to a Battle Rap.

 

rummyrap.jpg

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

Speaking of "No Vasoline," the Ice Cube remasters/rereleases are farkin' great. Everyone needs a copy of Death Certificate. Never has "Givin' Up The Nappy Dugout" sounded so good.

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Guest Michael Joel Benoit
It is funny reading rap threads on this board. Because its the same group who talk about the SUBJECT. And then a group of people come in the thread and bash RAP ignoring no matter what is being talked about. My favorite is the Fabolous at WM thread. Sad group of people here. Why post in a thread when you know nothing about it and are just going off of what you think might be the cool thing to say.

Agreed. I like rap but I'm not into rock/heavy metal but I don't go into the threads that are about heavy metal (and there are alot) and start bashing it for no real reason. And it's not like I didn't give heavy metal a chance either. I listened to it but I didn't like it. I doubt some of the rap bashers have actually listen to some rap music. And I don't mean Ja Rule, or some hack who uses good beats to compensate what he lacks in skills. I mean great rap music like Eminem, Dr. Dre, old-school Snoop Dogg, Tupac, etc.

 

So I just ignore those threads because I'm not into heavy metal and if you don't like rap, ignore threads about rap.

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Guest razazteca

for those who care the Mix Tapes are out at the newsgroups alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.rap-hiphop.mixtapes look for Streetsweepers Presents DJ Priiest All For Nuthin 2003.

 

50 cent and others - Die

50 cent and g unit - True Loyalty

Ja Rule and others - Bang Bang

Charli Baltimore freestyle

Royce da 59 freestyle

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Guest nikowwf

BTW, have you all heard ASSASIANS by em, trice and 50? Or THA REALIST by 2Pac and 50? Good shit both of them...you should seek em out...

 

niko

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Guest razazteca

I think Die is Assassians or a remix of some kind good track its a hell a lot better than Bang, Bang, Bang by Blackchild, Nate Dog, Ja Rule.

 

50 Cent, Lloyd Bank, Obie Trice, Eminem are on the track Die.

 

Bang Bang Bang is just Nate Dog singing hooks while Blackchild makes threats then Ja Rule makes some weak comments about rappers being on his dick for 30 seconds then its a minute of shout outs.

 

Advantage 50 Cent, G-Unit, Eminem

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Guest J*ingus

One HUGE point that everyone seems to have overlooked: did Ja Rule really threaten Marshall's family, and say something about doing bad things to his daughter? The news reports alluded to it, but didn't quote any lyrics. If so, Ja is a piece of shit, regardless of whatever talent he does or doesn't have.

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