OAOAST Merchandise For Sale!

[Guest Sandman9000]

I know I'm gone, but I need a shirt or something.

 

Like a black sleeveless-t with "DEATH WISH" in red letters or something.

 

Fuck, I'd buy it.

[Guest Sandman9000]

And for those of us who were around in the good ol' days (re: 2002), check the Bloody, Battered, and Beaten thread for some mock t-shirt ads that I created on a whim. Gave Zack some inspiration.

[Guest j.o.b. squad]

how about the iou shirt

 

front:

(on top in bold letters) IOU

(on the bottom of the front) We prefere to be on the bottom

 

back : (in small leters) of the card

[Guest Big Poppa Popick]

oh man, i so want a trinity baseball jersey now

 

make that one!

 

sp design logo stat

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I'm gonna create a Dream Machines Logo.

 

This is a cool idea.......as long as he doesn't rip us off and run off with the money.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

My contribution to the idea bin: Monthly PPV shirts.

 

If we could get OAOAST merchandise to appear on WWE TV, that'd be phat as hell. Even showing it on NWA:TNA would get oodles of exposure. I feel the backs should have some sort of anti-WWE message, in the vein of what Tony suggested.

 

Notice that the buttfloss was made in honor or IZ and not HD, which has the MANLY~ boxer shorts? BOOYAH!

 

EDIT: I just realized that if we try, we could make "Ban Agnes" the new underground saying/design thing, like Andre the Giant became.

[Guest treble charged]

Front:

CobainWasMurdered

 

Back:

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

(or however many times it will fit on the back)

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wouldn't the pic posted below look awesome on the back of a black shirt with The Dream Machines written in red in the same font on the front?

 

Dream Machines Pic (Might be somewhat of a spoiler. So be warned)

 

Sorry about the fuzziness. I'm using imagestation and it makes it fuzzy sometimes.

[Guest Michael Joel Benoit]

I would SO buy a Puerto Rican Lightning shirt.

 

Front: A Puerto Rican Flag and written on it in red in script "Puerto Rican Lightning."

 

Back: Another picture of the Puerto Rican flag and on the bottom written in big letters "HERO TO PUERTO RICANS EVERYWHERE"

 

It goes with PRL's gimmick of being a delusional psycho.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Evenflow

Catchphrases: yea, like the brass is gonna give ME a t-shirt

 

Heh. I actually would (and probably will eventually, particularly if I get some birthday money left over after I Drink Your Blood) sport the "Don't Ban Agnes" shirt, and a HeldDOWN~! knit-cap...

 

...ummm and by sport I mean burninate while wearing my Intensely cooler IZ gear. Ummm... yea.

 

I'll wait until the logo sizes are increased though. This actually keeps me from buying a lot of Cafepress-ish shirts, the logos are way too small.

 

I'd also say chalk me up for an In Crowd shirt, but did we ever have an official logo? I don't think so but I could just not be remembering right.

 

However, I don't think there could be too many OAOAST wrestler shirts because our "official" looks are "patterned" after actual wrestlers/characters, which would probably get us in legal hassle, blah blah blah. That being said, I'll be the first to pick up a ZM shirt in this all-too-fitting style...

 

[Guest Mystery Eskimo]

If we could get OAOAST merchandise to appear on WWE TV, that'd be phat as hell. Even showing it on NWA:TNA would get oodles of exposure.

If anyone's going to any tapings anytime soon, they should be forced to buy an OAOAST shirt to wear.

 

Maybe we could get Dames to send Jerry Jarrett a few

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Someone buy a "Ban Agnes" or "Don't Ban Agnes" shirt and sit in the front row and I'll mark the hell out.

 

We need a shirt with the OAOAST logo on it.

[Guest The Superstar]

Ladies and gentlemen...

 

*THE* CWM SHIRT~!

 

http://www.cafeshops.com/cp/store.aspx?s=super5tar06

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Okay I must have missed the "Canadian of course" joke. What's up with that?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

FRONT:

 

"Shhhh..."

 

BACK:

 

"I'm Thinking."

[Guest The Superstar]

Okay I must have missed the "Canadian of course" joke. What's up with that?

Well, because he always likes his beer "Canadian, of course" etc, etc...and it's there so many times because he always double/triple/quadruple posts, and sometimes more than that

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Oh........okay.

 

Could we get one of those jerseys with the OAOAST logo on the front?

[Guest Tony149]

If anybody doesn't know what our logo looks like, here it is...

 

[Guest Lightning Flik]

Neato~! Shit, if I could buy some of these I so would. Yet, right now I'm broke.

 

Too bad I can't have a Slacker T-Shirt made. Only problem is, I haven't been here long enough to deserve one. No biggy though.

 

Wish that logo on heldDOWN~! T-Shirt was a bit larger though. That'd be one of the first things I'd buy. If I had cash.

[Guest The Superstar]

http://www.cafeshops.com/super5tar06

 

JUST ADDED: The ZACK MALIBU P.O.P. T-SHIRT~!

[Guest The Hollywood Fashion Plate]

Once again: the logos I'm using are only as big as those posted here on the site. I'm not going to screw with them and risk altering somebody's design and get yelled at.

 

And again, this is NOT FOR PROFIT.

[Guest The Superstar]

I added the official IN CROWD T-SHIRT~!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Will we see a ZsasZ shirt?

[Guest Angle-plex]

Superstar just deleted the Ban Agnes shirt? WTF?!

[Guest Tony149]

Once again: the logos I'm using are only as big as those posted here on the site. I'm not going to screw with them and risk altering somebody's design and get yelled at.

If you want to enlarge the logos, go ahead. I have no problem with that.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Front:

CobainWasMurdered

 

Back:

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

Canadian... Of Course

 

(or however many times it will fit on the back)

that'd kick ass.

 

 

we need this one:

 

 

Front: Treble CHarged

 

Back: Greatest Woman's champ Ever

 

 

and:

 

Front: The Mysterious One (with Austin Bleeding skull)

 

 

Back: Yes, I am Evil...thanks for asking

[Guest The Superstar]

Superstar just deleted the Ban Agnes shirt? WTF?!

Because you can only have one of each type of shirt...and since Slickster already made a Ban Agnes one, I made the IN CROWD one.

[Guest SP-1]

I'm still a little fuzzy on who is actually making the merch.

[Guest The Superstar]

The website, cafepress.com, produces it when something is ordered.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

If you guys made a ZsasZ shirt I PROMISE YOU I would buy it.