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Guest Big McLargeHuge

he'd be stuck in the main eventing heat, but still have great hair

 

If Kevin Nash cut his hair....

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Guest Tony149

Then he doesn't have wrestlings best looking hair

 

If X-Pac cut his hair

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Guest Midnight Express83

Then the two people who still haven't swtiched stations when he comes on would notice.

 

If Jericho cut his hair to look like Lance Storm.

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Guest The Man in Blak

He would co-star with Curt Hennig in "The Perfect Storm."   *rim shot*

 

If Mr. Perfect's "new" theme music wasn't pitch shifted up about a whole tone...

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Guest Tony149

Then it would sound like the classic it was in the early '90s.

 

If Mr. Perfect got any sort of new music

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Guest dreamer420

he just wouldn't be Mr. Perfect.

 

If the fans stop chanting you suck during Kurt Angles entrance...

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then Kurt Angle's not over as a heel.

 

If the Patriot returned to the WWF, demanding that Angle return his theme music...

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Guest dreamer420

then Kurt will keep the you suck portion.

 

If Mark Madden signed with the wwf...

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then he'll feud with Lilian Garcia.

 

If Harvey Wippleman faced Howard Finkel in a Hell in a Cell match...

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Guest Tony149

Then it's 10 times worse than Taker/Bossman

 

If the WWF brought back the old blue bar Cage

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then the Big Show couldn't choke slam Austin through the walls of it.

 

If the Big Show hit Spike Dudley with a moonsault...

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Guest dreamer420

they would need a spatula to get him off the canvas.

 

If Big Show fell off the top of the Hell in The Cell...

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Guest Tony149

Then he would miss the table and break his neck.

 

If the Big Show fell off the top of the building

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then he'd get up, dust himself off, and go fight the nWo with Ray Traylor.

 

If the Big Bossman was forced to walk without bending his kneecaps...

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Guest dreamer420

he would look like something is stuck up his ass.

 

If the Bossman had a nightstick up his ass...

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then we'd know that the Bossman is friends with "Sgt. Patterson."

 

If Lenny & Lodi met Chuck & Billy in a dark alleyway somewhere...

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Guest dreamer420

they would all quickly leave to find a hotel together.

 

If Lenny and Lodi get into a hotel room with Billy & Chuck...

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Guest CED Ordonez

then I'm leaving the hotel and finding another.

 

If the Divas got a room together

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Guest dreamer420

there would be some hot lesbian sex.

 

If Jeff Hardy and Mae Young shared a hotel room...

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.....then we would end up getting ANOTHER Bastion Booger out of that deal.

 

If Essa Rios, Bull Buchanan and Mark Henry formed an alliance...

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Guest dreamer420

it would be called Job Squad 2002.

 

If Edge and Christian get back together...

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Guest Tony149

Then they would get jobbed to Hall & Nash

 

If the WWF went out of business

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then Rob Black would suffer a stroke.

 

If all of the McMahon family left on an airplane for Greenland that crashes into the Atlantic Ocean

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then Austin's ass...would be FIRED.

 

If Vince got beat up by Hurricane Helms...

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Guest goodhelmet

then Vince should think twice about who he buys his steroids from

 

If Hurricane Helms really could fly

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what do you mean IF? The man CAN fly! Didn't you see is entracne video!? That's all the proof we need!

 

If the Big Show could  fly....

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Guest goodhelmet

LOL

 

then he would be a villian who uses his superpowers to destroy the concept of workrate which we value so much

 

If the Big Show were 5'2

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then they could call him the Flying Circus.  *rim shot*

 

If Ric Flair got into a thumb wrestling contest with Ricky Steamboat...

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