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Guest dreamer420

ECW! ECW! ECW!

 

If Danny Doring and Roadkill sign with the WWF...

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Guest CED Ordonez

then Roadkill's about 8 years too late if he wants to keep the Angry Amish Warrior gimmick, but then again we do have The Hurricane, don't we?

 

If Nova wrestled Hurricane

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Guest goodhelmet

then Nova would blow about ten spots, calling the blown spots new moves, and ending with a Hurricane vertebreaker

 

If the WWF would let Helms use the vertebreaker

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Guest goodhelmet

then maybe Vince would have no choice but to push the cruisers

 

If HHH tears his quad again

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Guest Some Guy

Then who would wrestle Taker at Backlash, no one can carry Taker like HHH right now :)

 

If HHH lost 100lbs

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Guest goodhelmet

then he'd be a cruiser wrestling on Jakked

 

If HHH gained a 100 more pounds

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Guest Some Guy

Then he'd become the Shockmaster

 

If HHH's back acne popped and squirted JR in the eye

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Guest goodhelmet

then JR would shout "By Gawd, that puss is INTENSE.... and it burns like my BBQ sauce!!!!"

 

If Ric Flair and Steve Austin have a match

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Guest Some Guy

Then the Nature Boy would do the job to end a **** star match.

 

If Austin ate Debra's cookies

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Guest goodhelmet

then his absence from tv would have been perfectly acceptable

 

If Austin would have jobbed to Hall

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Guest Some Guy

Then the nWo angle might be successful

 

If Hogan goes over Hurricane on Smackdown this week

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Guest Some Guy

Then Vince has lost his mind to even put someone who would expose Hogan so badly in the ring with him and there is a God.

 

If GoodHelmet told me who his avatar is

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Guest The Great Wesuke

Then you would still have to watch Toryumon or other obscure Japan indies to understand.

 

If WWF signed Daffney...

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

I would buy ear plugs.

 

If WWF signed Scott Steiner and Midajah

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then they'd have one more heel for HHH to squash

 

If Lawler won the WWF title...

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Guest dreamer420

he be defending the title on every show in Bikini, Jello, Gravy, Paddle, matches.

 

If JR won the WWF title...

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Guest goodhelmet

then he'd cover it in BBQ sauce and start licking the belt

 

If Vince McMahon gets busted in another steroid scandal

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Guest The Man in Blak

Then expect the WWF to fall into an even greater slump.

 

If goodhelmet could use his hardcore title for the benefit of mankind...

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Guest dreamer420

he could take the title off Maven

 

If Ric Flair stopped saying WHOOO!!!...

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Guest Some Guy

Then he won't "wallop" people with it, like some one does with his Euro title.

 

If Kurt Angle died

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Guest ShamRock

Anglesault would be telling us that it was a work

 

If Shamrock whooped Angle's ass...

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Guest goodhelmet

then they'd be fighting in a caged octagon, not a wrestling ring

 

If Shamrock and Angle formed a tag team

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Guest The Man in Blak

Anglesault would wail about Angle being driven further down the card and then wallop somebody with the Euro title.

 

If Hulk Hogan and Kurt Angle formed a tag team...

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Guest goodhelmet

then they would be the "All-Americans"

 

If Kurt Angle snapped Hogan's ankle

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

Hogan's speed and moveset would still be intact.

 

If Austin walked out on Vince...

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Guest goodhelmet

then RAW would inevitably fail and be blamed on Ric Flair

 

If Ric Flair would have received Smackdown's roster

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Guest dreamer420

then he would have taped his first show tonight.

 

If Ric Flair had chosen Chris Benoit...

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Guest goodhelmet

then all would be right in the world

 

If Chris Benoit comes back 30 lbs heavier

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