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Guest Zack Malibu

Oh wait, it already is.

 

If they were serious about the cruiserweights

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then they'd all be buried under HHH's crushing INTESNITY~!

 

If this happened...

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Vince would have killed the Cruiserweight division already.

 

 

If HHH, continues in his current direction (Becoming the next Yokozuna)............

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Guest Ace309

... then they wouldn't have had to exhume the body for one last title run.

 

 

 

If Mike Awesome hadn't torn his ACL...

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Guest Some Guy

then he'd be getting squashed by Taker right now.

 

If Awesome squashed Taker

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Guest goodhelmet

then it would be in some bingo hall and not in the WWF

 

If Spike Dudley gained 50 lbs

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Guest goodhelmet

then he'd still be classified as a cruiserweight

 

If Stevie Ray rejoins the current NWO

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Guest Some Guy

Then he would become a broom stick, maybe Benoit could get a good match out of him then. :)

 

If Hall gained 259lbs

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Guest Flyboy

Then, he would still be better than X-Pac.

 

If X-Pac wrestled like Benoit...

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He would look like a couch.

 

 

If the WWF had a battle royale full of old and current fat guys...........

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Guest Some Guy

Then your lack of caring would lead to you not giving a "Hoot", then that would lead to Not Caring's final stage of not "giving a shit".

 

If Big Show sat on Spike by accident

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Guest Some Guy

Then they would sell out across the world because a fat guy vs a crack-head = Ratings!

 

If Goldust + Booker draw big ratings for their film review segments

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Guest JAMES900

Then maybe for 5 mins raw would be worth watching

 

If Austin and Undertaker didn't have a 20+ minute match at backlash..

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Guest goodhelmet

then there would have been only 15 minutes of stalling

 

If Goldust ever became world champ

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then he'd be the 2nd most unover champion in WWF history. #1 being HHH.

 

If booker was over...

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Guest goodhelmet

then he'd still be made to look like a joke by the racist WWF machine

 

If Vince realized noone wanted him on tv

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Guest Mystery Eskimo

he'd close the WWF and find another way to rub his ego.

 

If Vince got killed in the ring

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Guest Big McLargeHuge

then he'd be considered a martyr and become a bigger presence on WWF tv dead then he was alive.

 

If this happened.

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Guest goodhelmet

then it would be a SWERVE baby and he would come out and gloat how he fooled us all

 

If Vince McMahon and Russo ever reunited

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The Earth would need two more Horsemen to complete the Apocalypse of Wrestling.

 

 

If Vince found his two Horsemen........

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Guest dreamer420

then he would probably stick them in the nWo.

 

If the next person to join the nWo is rob van dam...

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