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Guest KingOfOldSchool
Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Denise Richards

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

Kirsten Dunst

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

Liz Hurley

 

West

 

Saddam Loyalist Shania Twain

"Made in the USA" Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

Trish Stratus

 

North

 

Natalie Portman

Jennifer Lopez

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Guest KingOfOldSchool
Posted

Hey, don't get me wrong. I don't think Alyssa Milano is special. But I don't think Liz Hurley is all that great either (and the same goes for most other models in my mind). So it was pretty much a coin flip.

Guest Smell the ratings!!!
Posted

Connelly

 

Richards

 

DUSHKU BRINGS THE HOTNESS

 

Millano

 

JLH (Twain pulls the rope during abdominal stretches! Bitch!)

 

Hayek

 

Trish

 

Portman

 

 

 

I think we all know this is destined to be a final between JLH and Eliza. The Megahotties Explode!

Guest spiny norman
Posted

Yeah, that would happen if Jennifer Love Hewitt was, in fact, hot.

Guest evilhomer
Posted
The Alyssa Milano love here sickens me.

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East

 

Jennifer Connelly

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Denise Richards

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

Kirsten Dunst

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

Liz Hurley

 

West

 

MAPLE LEAF FAN AND SADDAM HATER Shania Twain

Jennifer Love Hewitt

- a tough one because Shania did come out with a great Maple Leafs jersey on the Junos and who could forget her Super Bowl appearance, but JLH is JLH

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest

 

Stacy Kiebler

Trish Stratus

 

North

 

Natalie Portman

Jennifer Lopez

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

 

South

 

Denise Richards

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

 

West

 

"Made in the USA" Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Northeast

 

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

 

North

 

Jennifer Lopez

Guest Agent of Oblivion
Posted

Wow, I'm glad to see the Jennifer Connely votes. She's my dark horse to win this thing.

Guest Tyler McClelland
Posted

Britney Spears

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Eliza Dushku

Alyssa Milano

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Salma Hayek

Stacy Kiebler

Natalie Portman - (Y)

Guest hardyz1
Posted

I can't believe Torrie Wilson is getting votes.

 

Britney Spears

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Kirsten Dunst

 

Liz Hurley

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Salma Hayek

 

Trish Stratus

 

Natalie Portman

Guest treble charged
Posted
MAPLE LEAF FAN AND SADDAM HATER Shania Twain

Jennifer Love Hewitt

- a tough one because Shania did come out with a great Maple Leafs jersey on the Junos and who could forget her Super Bowl appearance, but JLH is JLH

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She wore outfits for all the Canadian NHL teams, though.

Guest areacode212
Posted

Jennifer Connelly vs. Britney Spears

 

Jennifer & Britney square off in an abandoned warehouse. Britney is still full of rage from being dissed by Fred Durst. Plus, she's in good cardiovascular shape from jumping around & dancing onstage. Unfortunately, all that does Britney no good as Jennifer pulls out her Oscar statuette and bashes her in the head (Britney doesn't have any comparable awards to block it with).

 

Winner: Jennifer Connelly

 

Denise Richards vs. Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Denise Richards comes to Sunnydale, decked out in her Starship Troopers armor & weaponry. She sees Buffy on patrol in the cemetery, and fires her gun wildly. But with years of staying after school to train with Giles under her belt, combined with her superhuman agility, Buffy easily evades the laser fire, and takes off for the heart of town, and its countless dark alleys. Denise Richards follows in quick pursuit, and soon chases her around a corner into...you guessed it...an alley. But when Denise reaches it, Buffy is nowhere to be found. Thinking that she's hiding behind one of the piles of garbage bags and cardboard boxes, she sprays the alleyway with gunfire. But as she cautiously steps through the alley, she fails to see SMG perched on a pole above her. Buffy swings down, and ass-kicking ensues. Denise is left lying unconscious while SMG goes off in search of a nonfat yogurt.

 

Winner: Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Eliza Dushku vs. Kirsten Dunst

 

You're kidding, right? The Bring It On costars finally go at it, only it's pathetically one-sided. None of Kirsten's roles can help her. Not Mary Jane Watson, not the ill-fated dream girl from The Virgin Suicides, not Torrance Shipman, or the girl from Dick. In desperation, she turns into her most evil & dangerous character...Claudia from Interview With The Vampire. Who is a vampire. And a little girl. Who is up against a vampire slayer. Later, Eliza runs into SMG enjoying a Yoplait.

 

"How was your fight?", asks Sarah.

 

"Five by five, B."

 

Winner: Eliza Dushku

 

Alyssa Milano vs. Liz Hurley

 

I don't feel like writing anything up for these two, and Liz Hurley is hotter, so:

 

Winner: Liz Hurley

 

Shania Twain vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Shania and JLH compete at a sing-off on Total Request Live. The TRL crowd, made up mostly of brain-dead teenagers, of course cheer loudly for JLH and give Shania nothing more than polite applause. A frustrated Shania turns heel, and like all country music heels, hits JLH with her guitar (which is not gimmicked), and stalks off. JLH thus enjoys a bittersweet victory.

 

Winner: Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Torrie Wilson vs. Salma Hayek

 

Ah, the rest of these are boring...

 

Winner: Salma Hayek

 

Stacy Kiebler vs. Trish Stratus

 

Winner: Trish Stratus

 

Natalie Portman vs. Jennifer Lopez

 

Winner: Natalie Portman

Guest the 1inch punch
Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

 

South

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

 

West

 

"Made in the USA" Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Trish Stratus

 

North

 

Natalie Portman

Guest evilhomer
Posted
MAPLE LEAF FAN AND SADDAM HATER Shania Twain

Jennifer Love Hewitt

- a tough one because Shania did come out with a great Maple Leafs jersey on the Junos and who could forget her Super Bowl appearance, but JLH is JLH

18_shania_another_hockeyjer.jpg

 

She wore outfits for all the Canadian NHL teams, though.

But she wore the Leaf jersey for her song. That's what had the highest profile.

Guest treble charged
Posted

I don't agree with that. She wore a Habs outfit-type thing during the opening and a Sens sweater when she was singing with Tom Cochrane at the end of the show and she wore the Toronto shirt when she was singing some boring song, so it's not like she saved all the high profile stuff for the Leafs.

Guest evilhomer
Posted
I don't agree with that. She wore a Habs outfit-type thing during the opening and a Sens sweater when she was singing with Tom Cochrane at the end of the show and she wore the Toronto shirt when she was singing some boring song, so it's not like she saved all the high profile stuff for the Leafs.

Alright eh, she's a Canadian hockey fan then. I'm just trying to build up all the Leafs support I can right now.

Guest TheAnvil
Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Denise Richards

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

Kirsten Dunst

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

Liz Hurley

 

West

 

Saddam Loyalist Shania Twain

"Made in the USA" Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

Trish Stratus

 

North

 

Natalie Portman

Jennifer Lopez

Guest fazzle
Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

 

South

 

Denise Richards

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

 

Southeast

 

Liz Hurley

 

West

 

Saddam Loyalist Shania Twain

 

Northeast

 

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Trish Stratus

 

North

 

Natalie Portman

Guest DawnBTVS
Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Denise Richards

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

Kirsten Dunst

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

Liz Hurley

 

West

 

Saddam Loyalist Shania Twain

"Made in the USA" Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

Trish Stratus

 

North

 

Natalie Portman DIE J-LO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! *ahem*....

Jennifer Lopez

Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

 

South

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Kirsten Dunst

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

 

West

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt (Screw Canadian pride for now)

 

Northeast

 

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler (Screw Canadian pride for now Part 2)

 

North

 

Natalie Portman (Lose already, J-Lo! You ain't all that!)

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Denise Richards

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

Kirsten Dunst

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

Liz Hurley

 

West

 

Saddam Loyalist Shania Twain

"Made in the USA" Jennifer Love Hewitt...neither does a lot for me though

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

Trish Stratus

 

North

 

Natalie Portman

Jennifer Lopez

Guest Slingshot Suplex
Posted

East

 

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

 

West

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Northeast

 

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

 

North

 

Jennifer Lopez

 

I know there is a ton of J-Lo hate but Natalie Portman? Last I remember,she practically looked like a boy.

Guest JHawk
Posted

East

 

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Kirsten Dunst

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

 

West

 

Shania Twain

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

 

North

 

Jennifer Lopez

Guest welshjerichomark
Posted

East

 

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

 

Southeast

 

Liz Hurley

 

West

 

Saddam Loyalist Shania Twain

 

Northeast

 

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

 

North

 

Natalie Portman

Guest Y2BigJ
Posted

Britney Spears

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Eliza Dushku

Alyssa Milano

 

Saddam Loyalist Shania Twain

Torrie Wilson

 

Stacy Kiebler

Jennifer Lopez

Guest DrTom
Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Denise Richards

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

Kirsten Dunst

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

Liz Hurley

 

West

 

Shania Twain

"Made in the USA" Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

Trish Stratus

 

North

 

Natalie Portman

Jennifer Lopez FUCK HER for beating Laetitia Casta, who is at least 12 times as hot as J.Ho

Guest Moses The Monkey
Posted

East

 

Britney Spears

 

South

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

 

West

 

Shania Twain

 

Northeast

 

Salma Hayek

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Trish Stratus

 

North

 

Natalie Portman

Guest phoenixrising
Posted

East

 

Jennifer Connelly

 

South

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

 

Southeast

 

Liz Hurley

 

West

 

"Made in the USA" Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Stacy Kiebler

 

North

 

Jennifer Lopez

Guest Vitamin X
Posted

*breathing heavily*

Jennifer Connelly- 22

Britney Spears- 25

 

:( :( :(

 

If we're going to lose this, dammit I'm gonna put up a fight

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thanks to Kotz for the help with the cleavage shot.

Guest OffTheLip
Posted

East

 

Britney Spears

 

 

South

 

Denise Richards

 

 

Midwest

 

Eliza Dushku

 

 

Southeast

 

Alyssa Milano

 

 

West

 

Shania Twain

 

 

Northeast

 

Torrie Wilson

 

 

Southwest (aka "The Diva Bracket")

 

Trish Stratus

 

 

North

 

Jennifer Lopez

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