Who's ever tried snoiffing glue?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

So I was wondering whose eber sniffed glue here ont he board cause I was sniffing it earlier and oh my god it was tight. I mean never had I been so gfood. But relally I dont know, cause I dont know if its me ot the glur. it s cheaper to get the glue than thop get some other tpe so bad drug, its thw best.

[Guest MrRant]

Went from taking it up the ass to glue sniffing now huh?

 

The sad fall of IDRM. Started 4/6/2003.

[Guest Flyboy]

I liked it better when he was taking shits on women.

[The Dames 0]

In all honesty, I never sniffed glue, but I did sniff white out in the 5th grade. It actually became a problem and I was reprimanded by my teacher for stealing other kids white out.

 

Dames

[Guest MrRant]

Dames + White Out = Party.

[Guest snuffbox]

Dames is to badass what James Taylor is to....badass.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

(imagines Dames having a white moustache of white out, being perpetually refreshed)

 

(laughs)

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

This is the second time now that Dames has stolen all my attention... no the third time. First there was that picture of me with the blood and it turned into 6 pages of dames eating chicks on their period (which he didnt even do). People, I have actually done that. I felel like Neil Armstrong at a sci fi convention. Dames stole everything from me, and after I beat him in that rap battle that one time, I get no repsct. Do you just want me for the sex? Am I just a sex oracle and that's all you want from me, cause I don't care, but I do have other interests.

[Guest MaxPower27]

I never sniffed glue, but I ate paste and crayons.

[The Dames 0]

Pardon me....but when the FUCK did you beat me in a rap battle? If I remember correctly, I made you my bitch 6 different ways before you even realized what hit you.

 

Dames

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

No, that was Banky that was your bitch, if nothing else, I was at least tied. It wasn't lopsided one way or anythier.

[Guest MrRant]

I think you two should hit the glue and get hyped up and just start fucking each other up.

[Guest goodhelmet]

i haven't sniffed glue but i have sniffed a few illegal substances. i regret it.

[The Dames 0]

That was a total, unequivocal "Flawless Victory" on my part.

 

I don't know what you're talking about.

 

Dames

[Guest MrRant]

I think IDRM knows I am the king of rap battles . He knows all about my skillz right home skillet?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

unequivocal my ass. besides, rapping is not even my primary creative output, it's mixing, and I could take anybody here in a mixing contest... probably... I'm not really basing that statement on anything, as I've never actually heard any mixing by anybody here except patrick and he works a completely different style than me anyway

 

ejit: and yeah, Rant is good, totally serious

[Guest snuffbox]

what a queertactular thread

[Guest goodhelmet]

dude, internet rap wars. it is appropriate this discussion is taking place in a thread about sniffing glue.

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

what a queertactular thread

dude, youre calling my thread queertacular but I suck cocks so any thread I start is queer... besides I wasnt even joking about the glue... well sort of, it was actually rubber cement... I'm gonna regret this tomorrow

[The Dames 0]

dude, youre calling my thread queertacular but I suck cocks so any thread I start is queer...

That is the funniest defense I've ever heard.

 

Helmet, you dont know the skillz.

 

I'll post them on here tomorrow if you wanna know how I tore him up.

 

Dames

[Guest snuffbox]

I hate it when I can call a dude a 'Cawk sucker' and its not only true but also inoffensive.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I went through a week or so long glue phase in 7th grade before I discovered pot.

[Guest EL BRUJ0]

I felel like Neil Armstrong at a sci fi convention.

People, people... this man has literally gotten his red wings!

 

Krabappel: HA! NOBODY CARES!

[Guest SP-1]

I found the word, 'snoiffing" amusing.

 

That is, until my eyes were graced with the word, 'queertacular.' Then I was VERY amused.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

OK, this is weird, I SWEAR I posted in this thread already, but now it's not here.

 

Anyway, I tried sniffing glue before, but all I got was a headache, no high or anything. I mean if I want a headache from fumes I'll go become a painter...

[Guest Choken One]

Sniffing Glue are for Pussified Bitches like IDRM...I sniff Cat's Asses for the fun of it...

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

Well, I've still gotta try smoking catnip... and eating 20 grams of nutmeg... I hear that fucks you up.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

I think IDRM is full of shit. Of course, I don't mean literally as he probably does eat shit. Or so it goes...

[Guest Zero_Cool]

I've sniffed Sanford King Sizes...I'M HARDCORE!! I'M HARDCORE!! I'M HARDCORE!!

 

So, what do you guys think is the right way to get drunk? Do hard stuff, then go down the ladder, or should you start off slow, and then go for the hard shit?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I think IDRM is full of shit. Of course, I don't mean literally as he probably does eat shit. Or so it goes...

What is this, a backlash? I did feel some inkling that I would regret posting about my experimentation with solvents. I'm just an artist bro, just an artist.