Are you a jock?

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

If so, go fuck yourself. Then snip off your testicles and eat them....I hear they are a great source of calcium. Fucking meatheads....

 

 

OMG~ GENERALIZATION~~!!~!!

[Guest snuffbox]

damn

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

Someone get picked on at school today?

[Guest DawnBTVS]

*slowly raises sign that reads "GO BANKY~!" and gets trampled by the Jocks*

[Guest Banky]

Someone get picked on at school today?

Banky fucking worked his ass, WORD LIFE! I beat that bitch to the ground. Where's your cronies now Bankster? Fuckin' joke.

[Guest snuffbox]

this thread likes boys

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

this thread likes boys

I never knew your dad was posting here?

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Fool, don't you realize that YOU are his father?

 

I'm sure you talked about fucking his mom at one point, so it only makes sense really...

[Guest Vitamin X]

If so, go fuck yourself. Then snip off your testicles and eat them....I hear they are a great source of calcium. Fucking meatheads....

 

 

OMG~ GENERALIZATION~~!!~!!

Uh...someone's a tad bitter..

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

If so, go fuck yourself.  Then snip off your testicles and eat them....I hear they are a great source of calcium.  Fucking meatheads....

 

 

OMG~ GENERALIZATION~~!!~!!

Uh...someone's a tad bitter..

Did you eat your testicles yet?

[Guest geniusMoment]

I am a jock, I played baseball and basketball in high school and now play baseball for UC. I don't care what you say about me, to each his own. If its cause you got picked on I understand, I was a dick in high school. I am not really sure why but now I feel pretty bad about it.

[Guest Patorick]

I got along fine with jocks, nerds & miscellaneous at high school.

 

There is a decent human being inside all of us no matter what our lifestyle choices may be...

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

I am a jock, I played baseball and basketball in high school and now play baseball for UC. I don't care what you say about me, to each his own. If its cause you got picked on I understand, I was a dick in high school. I am not really sure why but now I feel pretty bad about it.

Ehhhh, nope, I was quite the stud in high school. Much like I am on here. I resent their homo-eroctic games they play on one another, their testosterone-fueled meathead humor, and their inability to function on the same level as the rest of society. Them and their ripped off sleeves shirts flexing their muscles to impress girls. Bitches only impress one another. Ever heard the lockeroom stories of athletes? Or how 85% of gang rapes are commited by meaty jocks forcing their sexually deprived carcasses onto unsuspecting girls? I can hold my own against these guys, but their meaty-ness could kick my ass. I've yet to get the filling beaten out of me, but it'll happen eventually. I'm too sassy for their beefcakery.

[Guest Passenger]

Coon jocks or 'Cocks' are the worst kind...

[Guest geniusMoment]

Not all jocks are like that. I was a smart ass in high school but I never pysically intimidated anyone, I am only 6 feet tall and weigh about 172 pounds. I consider myself an intelligent person, why should the fact that I enjoy sports qualify me as some sort of dopey goon. I have never heard of any of my friends, who are also athletes, raping any girl.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I am a jock, I played baseball and basketball in high school and now play baseball for UC.  I don't care what you say about me, to each his own.  If its cause you got picked on I understand, I was a dick in high school.  I am not really sure why but now I feel pretty bad about it.

Ehhhh, nope, I was quite the stud in high school. Much like I am on here. I resent their homo-eroctic games they play on one another, their testosterone-fueled meathead humor, and their inability to function on the same level as the rest of society. Them and their ripped off sleeves shirts flexing their muscles to impress girls. Bitches only impress one another. Ever heard the lockeroom stories of athletes? Or how 85% of gang rapes are commited by meaty jocks forcing their sexually deprived carcasses onto unsuspecting girls? I can hold my own against these guys, but their meaty-ness could kick my ass. I've yet to get the filling beaten out of me, but it'll happen eventually. I'm too sassy for their beefcakery.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Not all jocks are like that. I was a smart ass in high school but I never pysically intimidated anyone, I am only 6 feet tall and weigh about 172 pounds. I consider myself an intelligent person, why should the fact that I enjoy sports qualify me as some sort of dopey goon. I have never heard of any of my friends, who are also athletes, raping any girl.

Ehhh, there is a difference between jocks and athletes. Being a jock is a mentality. Athletes can be good/decent/normal people, jocks can't.

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

Coon jocks or 'Cocks' are the worst kind...

Did no one else catch this blatent racism?

 

Oh, and for my opinion just because you played sports doesn't mean you are a jock. I played baseball and football in high school and did tons of other things, tended to stay away from the type of guys Rad is talking about.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Coon jocks or 'Cocks' are the worst kind...

Did no one else catch this blatent racism?

 

Oh, and for my opinion just because you played sports doesn't mean you are a jock. I played baseball and football in high school and did tons of other things, tended to stay away from the type of guys Rad is talking about.

I did, but Dames is giving him a 3! opportunity to revive himself.

 

I agree with Mik. That is what I was saying. Being a jock is more a mentality than anything else. A jock can be a burnout snowboarder who thinks its funny to snash beer bottles over their head.

[Guest the r-train]

At school, I'm involved with speech, drama, the newspaper, gay-straight alliance, literary magazine, and I also like to work out a lot. I get along with everybody. I'm in honors classes, and not to be racist, but all the athletes I know, and I know a lot, it's only the big black guys who have that jock mentality.

[Guest the r-train]

At school, I'm involved with speech, drama, the newspaper, gay-straight alliance, literary magazine, and I also like to work out a lot. I get along with everybody. I'm in honors classes, and not to be racist, but all the athletes I know, and I know a lot, it's only the big black guys who have that jock mentality.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I have nothing to add here, except that the BEST PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE~! seems perfect for Banky....

[Guest Austin3164life]

Physically, I think I am a jock because I play basketball and (soon) indoor soccer. I am 6'0 and weigh in at 212, with a well-balanced frame due to stenuous workouts in the gym. I'm also better looking than most smarks. Other than that I consider myself a young intellectual I guess, because I score high on report cards and I make friends with anyone.

[Guest bob_barron]

You call indoor soccer a jock spot? Riiiiight.

 

But congratulations on having a big ego at such a young age.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

I'm also better looking than most smarks.

Hahahahahahahahaha, suuuure.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I never understood why people tend to list all the aspects of their life and why they think they're cool. "I can bench press 350 lbs fucker, I'm not fat!"

 

"I consider myself fit, and I can make friends with anyone." Honestly, did anyone ask? No one fucking cares, some of us are good at alot of things, except that we don't feel the need to brag about it.

 

Although some of us like to brag about the fact that we're good at NOTHING, like Yuna, Elv1s, etc. etc.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

I never understood why people tend to list all the aspects of their life and why they think they're cool. "I can bench press 350 lbs fucker, I'm not fat!"

 

"I consider myself fit, and I can make friends with anyone." Honestly, did anyone ask? No one fucking cares, some of us are good at alot of things, except that we don't feel the need to brag about it.

 

Although some of us like to brag about the fact that we're good at NOTHING, like Yuna, Elv1s, etc. etc.

Its SOOOO true. Only I can brag about my sexiness and cool friends. But honestly, that was a tad boastish. You seem like you are your own #1 fan.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Yeap, and it also seems like you are your ONLY fan, which is why you feel the need to try and make us believe you. Not that I care for the validity of your story, I'm just laughing at the irony of bragging about your situation making you more of a loser.

[Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy]

Yeap, and it also seems like you are your ONLY fan, which is why you feel the need to try and make us believe you. Not that I care for the validity of your story, I'm just laughing at the irony of bragging about your situation making you more of a loser.

I sure hope you aren't speaking about good 'ol Radamir.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

Use logic and try to figure out who I was talking about.

 

I was thinking of putting a "I'm talking about AustinHHH by the way" in there, but than I figured that you would smart enough to get it anyways. How wrong I was...