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Are you a jock?

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Guest Incandenza
Physically, I think I am a jock because I play basketball and (soon) indoor soccer. I am 6'0 and weigh in at 212, with a well-balanced frame due to stenuous workouts in the gym. I'm also better looking than most smarks. Other than that I consider myself a young intellectual I guess, because I score high on report cards and I make friends with anyone.

Remember when you threw a hissy fit and left the board? Do that again, please.

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Guest Incandenza
I sure hope you aren't speaking about good 'ol Radamir.

Don't ever say that again.

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Guest MrRant

Well if your breasts are swollen and that is causing some of your bitchyness then you should soak them in Green Tea. It's supposed to help.

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Guest El Satanico

jocks and the dutch should be shipped to an island and then have nuclear bombs dropped on said island.

 

Sure some will survive and make a deformed race we'd call Ducks, but they would be easy to kill, just take a shovel to the back of their necks.

 

Yes, that would be a fine plan indeed!

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Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
I sure hope you aren't speaking about good 'ol Radamir.

Don't ever say that again.

Is it the Radamir? Why oh why do you hate on us, d.a.w.g? If everything sucks 'round these parts, why do you visit us? If you are laughing at our stupidity, keep it that way - but keep comments to a minimum. My ego is fragile.

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Guest treble charged

I guess we weren't cool enough for him, or something. Those indoor soccer players have high standards, you know.

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Guest bob_barron
When did AustinHHH throw a hissy fit? Was it because we didn't give a fuck about how he can make friends with anyone?

In August he made one of those long winded I'm leaving posts.

 

He didn't

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen

If I remember correctly, "It wasn't fun to be here anymore because we bitch so much." So now he's back to bitch with us.

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Guest bob_barron

His Austin obsession is pretty scary- seriously- you thought my Regal obsession was bad?

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Guest bob_barron

To All Posters,

I have decided to take my ball and move on to another forum. There are many reasons why I have reached this conclusion. Part of it is the amount of elitism that has being circulating lately, part of it is the number of newbies who get respected by post whoring, part of it is the people who think you matter only when you reach 1000, part of it is just because I want to try something new. I'm not knocking the entirety of this forum, it's just that I have been here for just about 11 months, I feel as if I have not gained anything out of my stay here. I have met some very cool people, and I have had some fun sometimes, but the fun stops here I guess. This board is becoming inter-competitive against itself and its posters, that I need a forum where I can breathe. I just wanted to post this thread to give a formal farewell because I didn't want to leave on a bad note. Besides meeting cool people, one thing I can say that I liked from this forum is the fact that I didn't get flamed for supporting Austin in his walkout, or for being a Triple H mark. I'd just like to say thanks for a very bumpy yet very interesting ride. Perhaps I'll comeback, but that's too distant to decide as of yet. Take care guys, and good posting.

 

--Austinhhh4life--

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What the hell is wrong with this jackass? Who does he think he is, George Fucking Bush? Someone tell him to leave again, just so he can give another State of the Smartmarks again, taking this too shit too seriously while he's laughed out of the place. Honestly, good bye posts (Or where you might be posting infrequently) only work if:

 

a) You're leaving for a legitimate reason and

 

b) People like you.

 

He had neither.

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Guest snuffbox
What the hell is wrong with this jackass? Who does he think he is, George Fucking Bush? Someone tell him to leave again, just so he can give another State of the Smartmarks again, taking this too shit too seriously while he's laughed out of the place. Honestly, good bye posts (Or where you might be posting infrequently) only work if:

 

a) You're leaving for a legitimate reason and

 

b) People like you.

 

He had neither.

:lol: ....burn.

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To All Posters,

I have decided to take my ball and move on to another forum. There are many reasons why I have reached this conclusion. Part of it is the amount of elitism that has being circulating lately, part of it is the number of newbies who get respected by post whoring, part of it is the people who think you matter only when you reach 1000, part of it is just because I want to try something new. I'm not knocking the entirety of this forum, it's just that I have been here for just about 11 months, I feel as if I have not gained anything out of my stay here. I have met some very cool people, and I have had some fun sometimes, but the fun stops here I guess. This board is becoming inter-competitive against itself and its posters, that I need a forum where I can breathe. I just wanted to post this thread to give a formal farewell because I didn't want to leave on a bad note. Besides meeting cool people, one thing I can say that I liked from this forum is the fact that I didn't get flamed for supporting Austin in his walkout, or for being a Triple H mark. I'd just like to say thanks for a very bumpy yet very interesting ride. Perhaps I'll comeback, but that's too distant to decide as of yet. Take care guys, and good posting.

 

--Austinhhh4life--

Ehhhhh the fucker thinks we care? A good ole fuck off from Banky will ste him straight. Wah wah wah.

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf

I for one hope this Austin fellow stays, he obviously contributes a lot to the board

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I for one hope this Austin fellow stays, he obviously contributes a lot to the board

He contributes p00p for banky to disect in between nachos and sleep on a friday nigyht. fuck.

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf

I've just taken the liberty of looking at the guys post hostory and was taken aback by the amazing ***** quality of each post

 

If this man didn't win poster of the year last time it was a travesty

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I've just taken the liberty of looking at the guys post hostory and was taken aback by the amazing ***** quality of each post

 

If this man didn't win poster of the year last time it was a travesty

He did win it. His award was that I got to inpregnate his mother. I made her eyes pop out in ecstacy. What can I say> I am Rad.

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Yo Mohammed, what other candidates are there for Best Poster of the year, in your opinion hmm?

I'm sure you'd nominate yourself...

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Guest Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf

Contenders?

 

That DJ Jeff was certainly up there

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Guest Memoirs of an Invisible Chevy
Look who's talking.

Ziiiiiiiing!

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