One and Only Smackdown! Thread; April 10th, 2003

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Wow. Sounds like this show is CRAP. It makes me glad I am not watching it.

[Guest AndrewTS]

How is Platinum the hottest new show on TV when it hasn't even debuted yet???

[Guest AndrewTS]

Yup, open that Playboy a few feet away from kids, you stupid bitch.

 

Eh, Torrie. Going to take my dog out to piss.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Whoa Sable had that Playboy open where the kids behind her could see it......bet that made their parents real happy.

[Guest tpww7]

Spanky fucking rules.

[Guest Nevermortal]

Northern Lights to the Corner. Niiiiice.

[Guest tpww7]

Tazz fucking rules too for mentioning that

[Guest AndrewTS]

So, Torrie is going to give Spanky a hummer after this match?

[Guest AndrewTS]

Whoa Sable had that Playboy open where the kids behind her could see it......bet that made their parents real happy.

I noticed that.

 

What do you expec? She's a blonde.

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Damn.......Spanky busted his face! That sounded like he hit too hard.

[Guest Nevermortal]

That was the slowest Swinging DDT ever.

[Guest AndrewTS]

"Great match up..."

 

Until Torrie came in.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Now Torrie is going backstage with Brian to fuck, I assume.

 

Benoit/Rhyno! WHOOO!!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

"Great match up..."

 

Until Torrie came in.

 

Oh, come on, she could not have been THAT bad.

[Guest Lightning Flik]

"Great match up..."

 

Until Torrie came in.

 

Oh, come on, she could not have been THAT bad.

Wanna make a bet? I watched Torrie when she was in WCW having matches.

 

She killed them.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Battle of the little big men!!

 

Wristlock sequence--NORTHERN LIGHTS sorta! Cool!

[Guest Will Scarlet]

Wanna make a bet? I watched Torrie when she was in WCW having matches.

 

She killed them.

 

Good point. Then again, I kind of miss WCW women's matches. I always loved it when Mark Madden would be yelling "FACE FULL OF STUFF~! FACE FULL OF STUFF~!"

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Was that Cole and Tazz's way of knocking House of a 1000 Corpses?

[Guest Lightning Flik]

...dude... That was good.

 

That's all I'm going to say. I'm not spoiling what I'm talking about though. You'll find out though later on in the show.

[Guest tpww7]

Cross Arm Breaker/Body Scissors combo, nice.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Good match--better than I expected from Rhyno, not that Benoit is doing any harm himself.

 

Diving Headbutt?!

[Guest Mole]

Benoit is the man

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

That was an incredible match.

 

Crowd was into it too.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Geez...lesbian angle...this is fucking stupid.

[Guest tpww7]

Time for Piper's Pit.

[Guest Mole]

Has Sable been doing drugs or something? She looks older then she is?

[Guest AndrewTS]

I love this commercial.

 

Why is HHH on the cover, and 5 times bigger than the other guys, though?

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

I love this commercial.

 

Why is HHH on the cover, and 5 times bigger than the other guys, though?

HHH>THQ

[Guest creativename]

Why is HHH on the cover, and 5 times bigger than the other guys, though?

After all this time watching WWE, you still have to ask that question?

 

Anyway...wasting it on Hogan-Vince is exactly what they shouldn't be doing with Piper's Pit. You just know that a Piper's Pit with Cena or Matt Hardy would own. But Vince? Come on. I hope that this isn't what it looks like.

[Guest Mole]

Can anyone post an old picture of Triple-Juice before he was into the Juice? I want to show my friend what he looked like then, and now.