Guest kelloggs Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 Straight from K-Bank’s Moneybag? … but it’s on LOCKDOWN By Kel “K-Bank” Thomas Well it’s that time again. My cyclical column on Lockdown for the Fed has started up once again and I plan on trying to keep it running even with work. I don’t know how long it’ll last but enjoy the goodness while it does. So today at work I’m basically sitting at a computer using AutoCad to draw floor plans(Civil Engineering!) but since my afternoon trip out to the school I’d laying out has been postponed, you, the liberal arts majors, can be graced with my presence. My Amazon Wish List~!Has yet to be met so help me out and buy a brother something. In reality I need a new book to read, so drop me a line at the PM address. We’ve got both Danny Williams and Mak Francis out after their brutal sixty minute Ironman last PPV and I could only guess that upon each mans return they’ll shake the concussion bug and in Mak’s case I hope his knee is better. Sadly there is no lletterbag feature because nobody sent me a question or knew to so… Tonight: Flesher speaks. Frost fights Fugue. Judge and Ejiro take on ELM and Craven. The HGC is on the line in a triple threat and TNT tries to get back on track with a win over the current ICTV champ (and backstage rival) Jay Dawg. Segment 1 Here we are born to be kings and I’m already tired of this 20 minute segment! Just Kidding, Flesher’s pretty solid on the mic so he should at least be entertaining. For those that didn’t know Tom just finished his “King’s Road”, which is a nice name for destiny and has claimed the SWF World Heavyweight Championship, but the fans won’t even let him speak! Blasphemy I say! Tom rolls the clip again because he’s stalling the crowd (used to get more heat) and he’s doing a good job. The ‘You suck dick’ chants prove it. He says he’s superior… runs down TNT… Mak Francis (BOOOO! He’s injured and was your protegee for Christ’s sake. Put him over)… and even takes a pot shot at Xero before getting to the point. He dislikes Frost and wanted him out of the M7. <sarcasm> NOOOO WAAAAAY </sarcasm>. I like the new tag feature by the way cause it’s hard to tell over the internet. He’s superior and doesn’t care who he faces for his title defense… Riley gives him a blowjob and we’re out! ------------------------- Commercial Break -------------------------- Well Tom gets across some good points and if I have to tell you what they are you need to pay more attention to my recaps. The video clip made this run longer than it had to but stalling is always good to get a rise out of the live crowd, so no complaints from me. Flesher Frost will happen this PPV and the only questions are who goes over and in what type of match? Segment 2 SINGLES MATCH scheduled for ONE FALL: Cuban B(eezel) vs. Zero No real history here as we don’t know who Beezel is, which means he COULD have fought Xero before, but I have my guesses. I’m sure they’re all wrong but I have them all the same. They start with some comedy, as Mr. B doesn’t like that Xero has his tights. Xero does a blind charge and gets treater like a jobber, which he is, until a roundhouse kick and bulldog combo take him to the mat. Shinning Black~! for a close TWO as Stevens miscalls the spot. (I personally think they’re the same but those puro snobs will bitch) Senton and a top rope rana keep Xero down and I’m starting to wonder if he’ll get any offence in at all… ah closed fist by Xero and the DDT King with a little CHEAT to LOSE because lord knows CC doesn’t want to push Xero. It’s a shame. More mocking from Beezel and a neat roll up for TWO! Outside action, kendo stick, super kick… I’m getting sick… DDT(finally some Xero offense!) and ABSOLUTE XERO!!!!… but it doesn’t happen and we get an Air MacPhisto for the pin! Uh.. nice debut for Beezel in the curtain jerker and it’s clear the guy can wrestle but poor Xero didn’y even get TOKEN jobber offence. It’s TOKEN damnit… he should at least get token offence. The question is how exactly does Beezel’s use of Air MacPhisto come into play in the later weeks. They’ve done a good job hiding Beezel’s identity as even my sources aren’t completely sure who he’s is. It’s TdK and he is BACK BACK BACK! Heeling it up in the backstage with Ben Hardy. He pulls out the mess up of his name bit and talks smack on TNT (assumedly because he’s beaten him numerous times). Calling him SOFT as in Something above Only Feces to Tod… yeah that sucked, so what. I'm tired and haven't eaten yet. This was short and stuff but Tdk is back as the generic heel… for now. A TNT/Tod program could be good considering the year apart these guys hd since their last one. More later after lunch…
Guest kelloggs Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 Sadly I have to retire this before it even gets started as my boss just dumped some work on me and I won't have time to do it once I get off work...
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Posted April 11, 2003 Report Posted April 11, 2003 I repeat what guy above said to me.
Guest Ace309 Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 Ah well. At least you got to hype me.
Guest HVilleThugg Posted April 15, 2003 Report Posted April 15, 2003 Well, it's good see that there is SOME life on these boards. Where the fuck was everyone yesterday? Da "didn't post either" H
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