The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest Anglesault]

Never said I didn't. YOU have to sell the Supersault as well.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Just a second.

 

*Gets Contract*

 

BPP told me that I didn't have to sell for anyone under 6'6, but since you're so INTENSE~! I'll cutyou a deal.

 

*Briefly holds ribs before powerbombing AS and holding his ribs again.*

 

Test taught me how to do that.

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Takes Zsasz contract and swats his head numerous times. Realizing it's just paper, Zack tries the same technique, this time with a chair!::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

::By the time Zack got back ZsasZ has left the ring to study Kane matches for selling tips.::

[Guest What?]

::runs in and BAKERKICKS!~ Anglesault!, then delivers a FACE!~ Beatdown! K-MONEY IS TURNING FACE?! ZIGA WHATWHAT?!::

 

 

::goes to drink more COFFEE!~!~!!~ and listen to Eric Clapton!~~!~::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

:: Steals K-Money's Eric Clapton albums.::

 

Z: "I TOLD YOU YOU COULD BORROW THEM; NOT KEEP THEM! YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T FIND MY PORNO HERE!"

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

:: sits in men's bathroom looking over ZsasZ's porn he stole from K Money ::

 

 

 

"Hmmmmmm"

[Guest What?]

......someone...stole...the albums of Jesus?

 

 

::BAKERKICKS!~ ZSASZ AND TAKES BACK HIS CLAPTON ALBUMS! BASTARD!!::

 

 

 

::but, leaves "Reptile" and "Pilgrim"::

 

 

All yours, pal...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*runs in...hitting INACTIVE kicks on everyone!*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::catches Rando's foot and clotheslines him down. Then he puts the head of Mike Sanders' pony in Rando's bed::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*CRIES*

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Guest What?]

::BAKERKICKS!~ Rando::

 

Stop crying! Only women and Tosh Townend cry! STOPCRYINGGODDAMMIT!!~

 

 

 

 

 

::gives Rando a sucker::

 

I'm sorry for yelling

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

i've been *twitch* having problems *twitch*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::hit's a running clothesline on Rando, continues running and clotheslines K Money down too::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*sells with laughter*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::smacks Rando with a chair::

 

Laugh it up!

[Guest What?]

::sells the clothesline like a shotgun blast to the face; lands on the back of his neck....::

 

JR: ...Mah Gawd...he...he isn't moving...

 

::Paramedics come to check on K-Money...and The Parka investigates as well...the paramedics help K-Money up as they take off their hats....IT'S THE INDY FACTION!~ Paul London and Spanky dual Superkick The Parka as K-Money climbs to the top rope...::

 

JR: NO! THIS IS SICK!!~

 

::K-Money leaps.....SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO THE PARKA!~!~!~! Joey Styles runs to the announce booth and punches JR; takes his headset::

 

JS: OH MY GOD!! K-MONEY JUST DELIVERED THE PRESS OF THE SHOOTING STARS TO THE PARKA!! Oh my GOD!~!~

 

Fans: E-C-W! E-C-W! E-C-W!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::the SSP has driven Parka through the ring leaving a big hole::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*laughs at the hole*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::reaches up and pulls Rando down into the hole::

 

JR: BAH GAWD HE'S PULLED HIM DOWN TO HELL~!!!

 

::slams Rando's head into the concrete floor under the ring and then climbs out of the hole::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Fucking MARKS~! for Rando!::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*poses, spits water from hell* .... *twitch*

[Guest treble charged]

*manages generally*

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

*randos amazingly*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::la parka's his car::

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Zack's Malibu? Malibu's Zack?::

[Guest What?]

::Money's his K::

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

::then BAKERKICKS!~ Zack!~

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::KO's Money.::

[Guest What?]

::flies backwards into a brick wall from some sort of force by which Zack was able to...::

 

 

 

Wait....what?

 

 

 

::Get's KOed...theeeeere we go::

[Guest Lightning Flik]

::The Slacker, now reawakened, Slack Offs the Champion~! Before he lets Malibu decide on whether or not to sell, Slacks splits~!::