The One and Only Zack Malibu Thread~!

[Guest treble charged]

[Patty O'Green 0]

::resumes masturbating::

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

Good guess, but that isn't the LEGEND~!

 

(slips gay porn into SD's jackoff materials)

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

well....the further burial of THE PICTURE~! should completely destroy SD's sex drive...but in fact has made him stronger..

 

 

EWWWWWWWW...

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Wait.........SD is whacking it to Bob Barron???

 

::pukes::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

that's a whole different kind of shattered dream...

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::pukes::

[Guest SP-1]

yuk

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::OMG~! The limo is pulling up to the building!::

[Guest SP-1]

::kicks Zack in the junk::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

The sickness leading up THE LEGEND is quite frightening

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Holds his crotch after the kick. He and SD ARE alike!::

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::Gives Rando a Supercharger to show the Legend that we do indeed wrestle in this thread...not whack it......but wrestle::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::belt shot::

[Guest SP-1]

::talks to someone who depresses him and looks to Zack knowingly::

 

The legend will make it better!

[Guest treble charged]

uh, *spear*

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::sells Supercharger...stands and woobles...then runs past LPYC giving him a COMMERCIAL SIGN~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Oh it must be Razazteca!! He's come to show us his mad lucha skills~!!!!

[Guest SP-1]

::shoots Zack into the ropes::

[Patty O'Green 0]

Come on Gang! If we all do one big circle jerk we can make it to page 11!

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Does Brock's happy dance.::

[Guest SP-1]

Ew

[Guest treble charged]

*wonders*

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

::after getting up from the Commercial Sign he walks over to SD and punts him in the groin::

 

I'm bemused by this plucky character!

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

::gives SP a Standing Shooting Star Press....but misses and lands on face::

 

OUCH~!

[Guest SP-1]

Ooh . . . burn.

 

::puts the boots to RANDO and hits a SPIDAHSAULT::

 

Shooting Star my webbed ass.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

ewww...LPYC is BEMUSED.... isn't that something that would attract Yuna or something?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

::Once we hit 11, everyone FREEZE for THE ENTRANCE!::

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

dude...wipe your boots OFF before you kick me....you got puke all over them~!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

I don't know........I heard that word on MST3K.