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As I said before, the final eight have been randomly matched up. Voting ends Wednesday at midnight (a week is too long now). I will also show how each woman got to where they are now. Click the name for a picture (like you don't know what they look like already).

 

Salma Hayek

 

R1: def. DJ Rap (44-4)

R2: def. Rachel Weisz (42-16)

R3: def. Katie Holmes (28-24)

Reg. Fin: def. Torrie Wilson (35-14)

 

vs.

 

Natalie Portman

 

R1: def. Tara Reid (25-23)

R2: def. Brooke Burke (30-27)

R3: def. Charisma Carpenter (36-16)

Reg. Fin: def. Jennifer Lopez (31-18)

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Eliza Dushku

 

R1: def. Reese Witherspoon (34-14)

R2: def. Catherine Zeta Jones (44-15)

R3: def. Heidi Klum (36-16)

Reg. Fin: def. Kirsten Dunst (40-9)

 

vs.

 

Trish Stratus

 

R1: def. Nasheka Siddall (44-4)

R2: def. Mena Suvari (48-11)

R3: def. Halle Berry (37-15)

Reg. Fin: def. Stacy Kiebler (27-22)

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Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

R1: def. Tarja Turunen (42-6)

R2: def. Estella Warren (43-16)

R3: def. Anna Kournikova (26-26)

Reg. Fin: def. Denise Richards (33-16)

 

vs.

 

Alyssa Milano

 

R1: def. Diana Taurasi (45-3)

R2: def. Cameron Diaz (44-15)

R3: def. Shannon Elizabeth (31-21)

Reg. Fin: def. Liz Hurley (28-21)

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Britney Spears

 

R1: def. Tia Carrere (31-17)

R2: def. Angelina Jolie (37-22)

R3: def. Elisha Cuthbert (31-21)

Reg. Fin: def. Jennifer Connelly (27-22)

 

vs.

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt (look at my sig)

 

R1: def. Laura Elena Herring (44-4)

R2: def. Jennifer Aniston (49-10)

R3: def. Catherine Bell (40-12)

Reg. Fin: def. Shania Twain (31-18)

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Guest Kotzenjunge

Salma Hayek (WHOO! Either her or Liz Hurley making the Elite Eight was what I was hoping for)

 

Trish Stratus (even non-wrestling fans would agree here)

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar (Alyssa Milano does NOTHING for me)

 

Britney Spears (my pick to take it all, because she's THAT FUCKING HOT)

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Guest DrTom

Salma Hayek

 

vs.

 

Natalie Portman

 

(Tough one, as I think both of these fine ladies are the bomb)

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Eliza Dushku

 

vs.

 

Trish Stratus

 

(I think Eliza needs to eat a couple cheeseburgers)

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Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

vs.

 

Alyssa Milano

 

(I was a bigger SMG fan in Cruel Intentions than since she's been on Buffy.

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Britney Spears

 

vs.

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

(JLH seems to have gotten less hot over the past couple years, while Britney is still smokin'.)

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Guest LaParkaMarka

I like how you had their previous wins shown. Almost tale of the tape like. Good stuff.

 

Anyways, here goes:

 

Salma Hayek

Natalie Portman

 

Eliza Dushku

Trish Stratus

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Alyssa Milano

 

Britney Spears

Jennifer Love Hewitt YES~! Finally Britney goes down.

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Guest KingOfOldSchool

Salma Hayek

Natalie Portman

 

Eliza Dushku

Trish Stratus

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Alyssa Milano

 

Britney Spears

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Guest Vitamin X

Salma Hayek

 

Eliza Dushku!! Sorry Trish

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

 

BRITNEY F'N SPEARS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The Mission is on...

 

britney10.jpg

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Guest Coffey

Salma Hayek

Natalie Portman

 

Eliza Dushku

Trish Stratus

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Alyssa Milano

 

Britney Spears

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Guest Tyler McClelland

Natalie Portman (Beautiful!)

Trish Stratus (Not too keen on the Dushku)

Alyssa Milano (SMG does nothing for me)

Jennifer Love Hewitt (Eh, fake boobs are a minus)

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Guest spiny norman

Natalie Portman

 

Eliza Dushku: Trish is gross! Seriously, were she not a poor man's Pamela Anderson she'd have not made the top 128.

 

Alyssa Milano

 

Britney Spears: Hewitt is *gross* nowadays. Excuse me while I go dry heave at Kingpk's sig.

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Guest Space_Cowboy

Salma Hayek

Natalie Portman

 

Eliza Dushku

Trish Stratus

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Alyssa Milano

 

Britney Spears

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Salma Hayek

 

Eliza Dushku

 

Alyssa Milano

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt.

 

These are the hottest women left, if you disagree, you clearly would rather watch Ed Asner lift weights.

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Guest bravesfan

Salma Hayek

Natalie Portman

 

Eliza Dushku - the only match-up that I've hesitated with my choice.

Trish Stratus

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Alyssa Milano

 

Britney Spears

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Guest Youth N Asia

Salma Hayek

Natalie Portman

 

-Selma just doesn't do it for me like she seems to for everyone else. Something about Natalie I really really like.

 

Eliza Dushku

Trish Stratus

 

-No comment really. I like Trish and all, but I like Eliza better.

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Alyssa Milano

 

-Milano isn't as nice as she was a few years ago.

 

Britney Spears

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

-Sorry JLH, you're ears are too big and you NEVER should have beaten Catherine Bell.

 

RACHAEL LEIGH COOK WAS ROBBED!

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Guest areacode212

Salma Hayek vs. Natalie Portman

- Now, I love Salma, and I'd definitely hit it. But I'm more likely to see myself striking up a conversation with Natalie. Plus she gets bonus geek points for apparently having a paper published in the Journal of Chemical Education. Oh yeah.

 

Eliza Dushku (my pick to win the tournament) vs. Trish Stratus

- ooh, tough one. Trish has a certain sensuality that eludes Torrie & Stacy. Also, while she could've coasted by on her looks, she's always had a better in-ring workrate than anyone could have imagined. But...Eliza took an awesome character in Faith and played her to perfection. She just oozes sexiness, from our first glance of her dancing in the Bronze to ripping off her tank top in "The Zeppo". Plus, she's in my sig.

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar vs. Alyssa Milano

- I always thought that Alyssa was overrated, even back in her Who's the Boss days. So, out of Buffy solidarity, I'm going with SMG (the 1996-99 version, not the ultra-skinny later one).

 

Britney Spears vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt

- Britney has appeared in more slutty, revealing clothes.

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Guest the 1inch punch

Natalie Portman

Eliza Dushku

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Guest Sturgis

Salma Hayek

Natalie Portman

 

Portman is cute and all, but COME ON it's SALMA FUCKING HAYEK.

 

Eliza Dushku

Trish Stratus

 

Tough one but I have to go with Trish.

 

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Alyssa Milano

 

Britney Spears

Jennifer Love Hewitt

 

I added up their votes for this decision. Sorry Kotz.

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Guest hardyz1

Salma Hayek (Toughest decision of all)

Eliza Dushku

Sarah Michelle Gellar (This was tough because I don't care much for either)

Britney Spears (She has more meat on the bones)

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Guest DawnBTVS

Salma Hayek vs Natalie Portman

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Eliza Dushku vs Trish Stratus

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Sarah Michelle Gellar vs Alyssa Milano

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Britney Spears vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

Salma Hayek

 

Eliza Dushku

 

Alyssa Milano

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt

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Salma Hayek (Ay yi yi...)

Eliza Dushku (The New Guy. Bikini try-on scene. Thank you.)

Alyssa Milano (SMG hasn't done anything I'd want to watch, lately)

JLH (Sorry, but JLH is just...JLH)

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Guest treble charged

Salma Hayek

Trish Stratus

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Britney Spears

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