100 Reasons Why the Big Bossman...

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76. The sight of a prison guard smacking a convict in the side of the head with a nightstick to the sound of cheering kids is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[Guest AndrewTS]

76. Bossman is cheap to keep fed. Coffee and donuts, the occasional stray mutt--he's good.

 

Goldberg has to eat kosher.

[Guest Anglesault]

77 Bossman has won a ladder match

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77 Bossman has won a ladder match

Goldberg beat Scott Hall in a Ladder Match too.

[Guest Anglesault]

For some reason I thought Hall won that.

 

77: Bossman has won a ladder match that I care to remember

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78. Bossman has history with The Rock, you can build a feud on the foundations of that history.

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79. Bossman wasn't dumb enough to shatter a windshield with his barehands instead of a sledgehammer because he thought it would be cooler and nearly end his career in the process.

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77 Bossman has won a ladder match

Goldberg beat Scott Hall in a Ladder Match too.

Bossman has won a ladder match not involving a tazor hanging above the ring

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

80. Even AS must admit...that Kurt Angle couldn't have carried Big Show and Al Snow to more memorable feuds than Bossman did.

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81. JAILHOUSE MATCH~!

 

82. "That referee wasn't even supposed to be in the riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!"

[Guest Anglesault]

80. Even AS must admit...that Kurt Angle couldn't have carried Big Show and Al Snow to more memorable feuds than Bossman did.

Well, there was the Showster.

 

83: When taker and HHH weren't available for the pre KotR match with Austin, who did the Corporate Ministry go to? Yep, BBM!

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84. The Bossman took Mick Foley's Hardcore title away from him.

 

85. Bossman destroyed Mick Foley's Father's Day gift to Vince by busting it over Mick's head.

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86. Goldberg never had anyone seek revenge upon him the second they got out of jail.

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87. At Fully Loaded 99 gave Al Snow an insanely stiff bulldog on the sidewalk

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88. Come on . . . it's obvious. He's Bossman.

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

89. WCW Mayhem, featuring Goldberg, was mediocre. The Smackdown series, with Bossman? GOLD

[Guest Anglesault]

90: Bossman shoved Shawn's face through a windshield.

 

BTW, what the fuck is it with Shawn and that scenario? He's done it like three times.

[Guest Eagan469]

91. Doesn't mind posing for pictures

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

92. The above pictures are good for a laugh

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93. Does that cool move where you punch him and he falsl down to the second rope and bounces back up again.

94. Does that cool move where he places his opponent so that they face out of the ring on the second rope and then he slides out of the ring and smacks 'em one.

[Guest Anglesault]

95: Goldberg doesn't have a nifty flak jacket.

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96. Updated his cartoony 80's cop gimmick to a tough-ass, menacing SWAT/enforcer type gimmick more suited to the attitude era.

[Guest Anglesault]

97: Ripped Droz's piercing out, leading to the debut of ALBERT!

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98. Did that melodramatic reunion with the corporate ministry where he said "I love you guys!".

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

99. Has one of only a few finishers that can be done off the ropes on No Mercy for the N64.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

100. Bossman has actually pinned Stone Cold Steve Austin. Goldberg hasn't.

[Guest Anglesault]

WE DID IT~!

[Guest AM The Kid]

DONE AND DONE

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Dare I say, this is the greatest thread I have seen all year.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

*Bows*

 

Yes. Sometimes, with a little help, dreams CAN come true.