100 Reasons Why the Big Bossman...

[Guest The Superstar]

115. He busted Austin open by rubbing a microphone into his forehead.

[Guest The Superstar]

116.

[Guest Anglesault]

He busted Austin open by rubbing a microphone into his forehead

 

Without ever making contact!

[Guest the 1inch punch]

116.

117. Thats a boss Tattoo

[Guest bob_barron]

118. He's faced John Tenta on back to back PPVs.

 

119. Molestomp doesn't like him

[Guest AndrewTS]

They need to make a "Best of Bossman" DVD already.

[Guest Mel Fill-ups]

119. Bossman is not a filthy Jew.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

119. Bossman is not a filthy Jew.

Mel, why do you feel the need to kill the good buzz of the thread?

 

Why do you need to be a troll? Sure it's fun for a couple minutes but then there's the emptiness of being banned and the search for a new message board.

 

You should try to find a board with which you can have a meaningful relationship. That'll feel better than 1000 trollings.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

120. I'm sure the Bossman could catch The Hamburglar (not the poster...THE HAMBURGLAR)

[Guest JDMattitudeV1]

121. Bossman was involved in the two greatest fueds in the history of pro wrestling. With the Mountie in 1991 and with the Big Show in 1999. WHAA MY DADDY WHAAA!

 

I would also like to add. Best. Thread. Ever

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

122. He was the #3 Heel in the Company in 1998.

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

123. He's not Goldberg

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

124. Bossman was not a part of WCW when David Arquette was champion

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

125. He teamed with Mr. Perfect on the very first Brand Extended Raw.

[Guest Super Pissed Smark]

126. Reading everybody their rights on an early SNME appearance with the Doctor of Style Slick: "You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to feel pain... If you wish to have an attorney present, I'll hurt him too!"

 

We're closer to 200 than to 50.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

127. Put over The Rock (even if it led to THE SWERVE)

[Guest the 1inch punch]

128. Is Bill goldberg supposed to be a threatning name? I see Bill Goldberg, nothing, I see Big Bossman, i shit my pants

[TheFranchise 0]

Boss Man didn't end any Canadian careers.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

130. When Bossman got a wannabe, it was Bull Buchanon. When Bill got one, it was Gillberg.

[Guest the 1inch punch]

When Bill turned heel, he walked around with Scott Hall's contract in his tights, Ray had a night stick

 

 

Limp....Hard

[Guest The Superstar]

127. Put over The Rock (even if it led to THE SWERVE)

132. Bossman BEAT The Rock in a HARDCORE Match.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

133. Bossman is more HARDCORE than Goldberg

[Guest DerangedHermit]

134) Hey, Bossman's been on America's Most Wanted, and Goldberg hasn't.

-------134a) A killer looked exactly like him.

135) I love the way the Bossman squeals...

[Guest DrTom]

While this is going nicely, I don't think it's Classic material. Yet.

 

Here's what I'll do, though: if this thread gets to 200 reasons why Bossman > Goldberg, without too much silly filler or repetition, then I'll move it to the Classics folder. But it has to be 200, and there can't be a lot of repeats. If you folks want it to be a classic, there's the criteria.

[Guest DrTom]

Oh, and...

 

136. Bossman wears cool sunglasses. Goldberg eschews eyewear and is ghey.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

137. Bossman would've worn the wig Goldust gave Goldbverg... and made it even more badass.

[Guest Bricks]

138. Punched Meat in the balls when Meat had a boner.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

139. Even in his hefty days, the Big Bossman could bump like a madman.

 

140. At a Sacramento house show back in 1999 after losing, he sold it like death until he slowly rose his arm in the air and flipped everyone the bird. Beautiful.

 

141. Bossman has a finisher name that somehow relates to his character (compare "Bossman Slam" to Goldberg's "Jackhammer")

 

142. Bossman was a multiple time Hardcore Champion.

 

143. Bossman carries far less heat from smarks on the Internet compared to Goldberg.

 

144. Bossman can claim he beat Nailz.

 

145. Bossman has participated in an actual Survivor Series match.

 

146. The Scotsman felt compelled to push somebody in EWR. Who does he push? That's right: The Big Bossman.

 

147. Bossman was a former Tag Team Champion.

[Guest CED Ordonez]

148. Bossman defines the Loogie Spit sell. Goldberg defines the no sell, but how many other people can claim that?

[Guest Eagan469]

149. Cobb County, GA > Atlanta, GA