100 Reasons Why the Big Bossman...

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this should be posted at the top of the board for further reference

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Bonus!

 

101. Bossman is from the south but didn't mind being a black man's lackey. He's a true saint.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Dude this right here is a Classic Thread BAY-BEE~!

[Guest Anglesault]

::Starts a 'classic thread folder' chant::

[Guest Fook_Hing_Ho]

::joins in on chant::

[Guest Eagan469]

*rips shirt off, joins in on chant*

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

::Joins rhe Chant and hits Goldberg with the HARDCORE belt::

[Guest snuffbox]

I mark out for this thread.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

CLASSSSICCCCCCCCCC

CLASSSSICCCCCCCCCC

 

and so on...

[Guest AndrewisyourHero]

:: The piped in chant skips ::

 

[Guest Mulatto Heat]

As Redhawk and Downhome weep....

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

As Redhawk and Downhome weep....

That just pushed us into Classic Thread territory right there. I did a spit-take at that one.

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

Awww....fuck it let's keep goin...

 

102: Once broke a watch as part of an angle.

103: Drew the following quote from Michael Cole...:"Big Bossman...hung from the Hell in the Cell by the UT...the humanity. *In most normal voice ever*: Now let's take a look at Fan Axxess.

[Guest Anglesault]

Awww....fuck it let's keep goin...

 

102: Once broke a watch as part of an angle.

With a hammer and anvil. (Not THE Hammer or THE Anvil, mind you)

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

104: Used to have a good theme tune:

 

Big Boss Man - Hard Times

If you ever take a trip down to Cobb County, Georgia,ya betta read the signs

Respect the law and order.

You'll serve hard times.

You'll be serving hard times.

You know the Big Bossman'll make ya walk the line

ya betta watch that trucky

ou'll be serving hard time

he carrys a big stick that'll probably change you,

your looking for trouble

he'll be coming after you.

You'll serve hard times.

You'll be serving hard times.

You know the Big Bossman'll make you walk the line

ya betta watch that car

you'll be serving hard times.

You'll be serving hard times

you'll be serving hard times

ya know the Big Bossman'll make ya walk the line

ya betta watch that car

you'll be serving hard time.

You'll be serving hard times

you'll be serving hard times.

Ya know the Big Bossman'll make ya walk the line

ya betta watch that car or you'll be serving hard times

[Guest Downhome]

As Redhawk and Downhome weep....

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

104: "Making a 60 year old woman cry on National TV."

[Guest webmasterofwrestlegame]

Hre is some Bossman poetry:

 

With the deepest regrets, and tears that are soaked

I'm sorry to hear that your dad finally croaked

He lived a full life on his own terms

Soon he'll be buried and eaten by worms

But if I could have a son as stupid as you

I'd have wished for cancer so I would die too

So be brave, and be strong, get your life on track

Cause the old bastard's DEAD and he ain't never comin' back.

[Guest Mik at Cornell]

105: Three words...Kennel from Hell

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106. The Bossman's return to WWE television will cause everyone to bitch and moan about Vince draging his sorry ass back, but at least he won't be main eventing a PPV.. (But it will make this thread even funnier..)

[Guest Downhome]

What the fuck, this is the ONLY one I'll agree with also. *Ahem*...

 

107. "Big Show, your're a dirty bastard and your mama says so!", or however it goes. Greatest quote, ever in Pro. Wrestling.

[Guest Eagan469]

how is this in "No Holds Barred" and not in the "TSM Classics" folder?

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Why did this get moved?

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

108. The Bossman would have put this in the Classics folder..

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

109: The Bossman is universally loved. HHH wanted to hold him down, but Steph threatened to leave him if he did.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

110. Bossman used to be a Guardian Angel.

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111. He perfected the Bossman Straddle that Stone Cold stole.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

112. Hardee's (at least I think it was) named a burger after him (The Boss)..

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

113. He's so cool they have to put his threads in NHB BAY-BEE~!

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105: Three words...Kennel from Hell

Dammit I wanted to say that

 

#114. The last time he returned, he was wearing a suit, and after kicking ass, what did he do

 

 

He fixed his tie.