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The idea here is to have a tournament not unlike the Miss Smart Marks thing, but with bands and solo musicians taking the place of nubile young actresses and models. In compiling the list of eligible artists, I took a lot of things into consideration, such as popularity, longevity, importance, relevance, etc. Some of your favorite artists have been left out; mine, too. It's just a necessity based on time and space, you understand. Also, The Beatles are not included in this tournament. We did this once before at the EZBoard forum and, lamely and predictably, The Beatles won. I can't have that. Three members of the band are included in this tournament, but a vote for them should be based on solo material alone. And, please, I implore you: Vote for what you actually like better, as opposed to what you think you should like better. So, in no particular order:

 

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Patti Smith

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd

 

R.E.M.

The Doors

 

Radiohead

Megadeth

 

U2

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana

George Harrison

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

Chicago

John Lennon

 

Elvis Costello

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie

AC/DC

 

Beck

KISS

 

The Beach Boys

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson

 

Elton John

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins

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Guest MrRant

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - WIN

Patti Smith

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival - WIN

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen - WIN

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd - WIN

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd - WIN

 

R.E.M. - WIN

The Doors

 

Radiohead

Megadeth - WIN

 

U2 - WIN

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne - WIN

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath - WIN

 

Stevie Wonder - WIN

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana - WIN

George Harrison

 

Santana - WIN

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

Chicago - WIN

John Lennon

 

Elvis Costello - WIN

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads - WIN

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith - WIN

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash

Lynyrd Skynyrd - WIN

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin - WIN

 

David Bowie

AC/DC - WIN

 

Beck

KISS - WIN

 

The Beach Boys - WIN

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly - WIN

 

Elvis Presley - WIN

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

Madonna - WIN

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson - WIN

 

Elton John - WIN (GODDAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE!)

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel - WIN

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen - WIN

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins - WIN

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Guest evenflowDDT
Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Patti Smith

 

Metallica (though I dislike many of Metallica's songs, I do like "Master of Puppets" more than "Bad Moon Rising")

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins (sigh... can't both be winners?)

Van Halen

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd

 

R.E.M.

The Doors

 

Radiohead

Megadeth

 

U2 (shhh... don't tell my Dad, he's a HUGE Deadhead)

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath (because I really haven't heard enough Pixies to fairly judge)

 

Stevie Wonder

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana

George Harrison

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

Chicago

John Lennon (curse you! I hate John Lennon but musically he's still more interesting than Chicago...)

 

Elvis Costello

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie

AC/DC

 

Beck

KISS

 

The Beach Boys

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks (I actually would've voted for Madonna if her output in recent years hadn't been so disposable)

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson

 

Elton John

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins

My picks are in bold.

 

...so what happens next round when Pink Floyd square off against themselves?

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Guest snuffbox

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

 

 

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins

 

 

Paul Simon

 

 

 

Pink Floyd

 

 

The Doors

 

Radiohead

 

 

 

The Grateful Dead

 

 

Ozzy Osbourne

 

 

Black Sabbath

 

 

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana

 

 

Santana

 

 

 

John Lennon

 

 

Sonic Youth

 

 

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

 

 

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

 

Led Zeppelin

 

 

AC/DC

 

Beck

 

 

Guns N Roses

 

 

Buddy Holly

 

 

The Velvet Underground

 

 

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones

 

 

 

The Who

 

Neil Young

 

Jimi Hendrix

 

 

Bob Dylan

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Guest LooseCannon

I fully support the decision to leave the Beatles out of this shit.

 

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Patti Smith

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen (God I feel so dirty)

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd

 

R.E.M.

The Doors

 

Radiohead

Megadeth

 

U2

The Grateful Dead (I'm gonna need a bath)

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana

George Harrison

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

Chicago

John Lennon (I really don't have much basis here)

 

Elvis Costello

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash (This one was tougher than one might guess)

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie

AC/DC

 

Beck

KISS

 

The Beach Boys

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson

 

Elton John

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins

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Guest Lethargic

Woo hoo, something new I can be negative about!

 

***Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers****

Patti Smith

 

Patti Smith had one good song, Tom Petty had about 2 million of them.

 

Metallica

****Creedence Clearwater Revival****

 

I hate Metallica almost as much as I hate Pink Floyd and the Beatles which we'll get to later. Creedence is an actual favorite of mine.

 

****Smashing Pumpkins*****

Van Halen

 

Pumpkins had at least one good album.

 

****Paul Simon*****

Pink Floyd

 

This is really a vote for Simon and Garfunkel. Simon solo is pretty terrible. At least recently. It seems like ever since he went to Africa he's used that exact same African beat crap in EVERY song. Every song sounds exactly the same now. But I hate Pink Floyd with a passion. I have a Pink Floyd Sucks shirt so I have to go with Simon.

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd

 

Two people I really really hate. I'm voting for ***The Ramones***, who for some terribly stupid ass reason are not on this list, which automatically makes the winner of this thing a fraud.

 

R.E.M.

****The Doors****

 

Doors never sucked. REM has been hot and cold, hot and cold.

 

Radiohead

*****Megadeth****

 

Megadeath isn't a favorite but Radiohead has made me sick. They used to be such a great band that had some great songs. But then they started just making noise and calling it music. It's not music. It's crap.

 

****U2****

The Grateful Dead

 

Oh God. Two more bands I completely hate. But I hate the Dead more cause they're friggin hippies and hippies killed Bambi. I did like that Elevation song so U2 gets it.

 

The Police

*****Ozzy Osbourne*****

 

That's a tough one. But seeing as how I've seen Ozzy fall out of a chair and I haven't seen Sting fall out of one...it goes to Ozzy. Plus Stewart Copeland plays for that sacreligious "new" Doors band. That's a big strike against them.

 

Pixies

*****Black Sabbath*****

 

Give me a break on this one. One matters, one doesn't. Pixies have about as much right to be on this list as Blink 182 does. Being obscure doesn't make you cool it makes you poor.

 

****Stevie Wonder*****

Pearl Jam

 

Cause I'm pro-war.

 

****Nirvana*****

George Harrison

 

Hate the Beatles. Solo Beatles are even worse. Don't even understand why he's on here where there are a million truly great people not on the list. Seems like just having a blanket Beatles selection would've been plenty and would've made room for some people that are missing.

 

***Santana*****

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

I honestly went my entire life without ever knowing that Wings existed. I NEVER heard of them until a couple of years ago when that big Wings greatest hits thing came out or whatever. But once again, those damn Beatles.

 

Chicago

John Lennon

 

Oh God. The HORROR. THE HORROR. I vote for ***The Black Crowes***.

 

Elvis Costello

*****Sonic Youth*****

 

Not a favorite, just can't stand Costello. Makse me want to go to a coffee shop when I hear that stuff.

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths

 

Eee gads. I vote for ***Rage Against the Machine***.

 

Aerosmith

****The Sex Pistols****

 

While Aerosmith was a great band in the 70's, in the grand scale of things, they simply didn't make the same impact that the Pistols did. The Pistols helped create a revolution in music, Aerosmith was just another rock band with some hit songs. Plus as bad as the Pistols were at times, there never as bad as the Aerosmith of today.

 

The Clash

*****Lynyrd Skynyrd****

 

One band is really good, one band is really bad. Simple one right here.

 

Prince

****Led Zeppelin****

 

Puh-leeeease.

 

David Bowie

*****AC/DC****

 

The guys are in their 60's and still rock. Bowie does a lot of techno BS now.

 

*****Beck****

KISS

 

One Foot in the Grave is one my favorite albums, his recent crap has pretty much sucked but that one album is awesome. Kiss makes my roids flare up.

 

The Beach Boys

*****Guns N Roses*****

 

Probably in the grand scheme of things the Boys are much more important, but I can't vote against GnR unless they run up against somebody big time.

 

Cat Stevens

****Buddy Holly****

 

Uh....cause I'm pro war.

 

****Elvis Presley*****

The Velvet Underground

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA My side hurts from laughing. HA HA HA HA HA

 

The Kinks

*****Madonna*****

 

Don't like everything she did but you can't deny her impact. Kinks had some great songs but Madonna was hotter.

 

The Rolling Stones

*****Michael Jackson*****

 

One is old and sucks, one is old and sucks but is really, really weird. Advantage: Michael.

 

Elton John

*****The Who****

 

John has some good songs but The Who are one of the great rock bands ever. You can't tell me that there has ever been anybody more rock and roll than Keith Moon. He dived into an empty swimming pool people. He demands respect!

 

****Neil Young****

Billy Joel

 

One of my top three favorite musicians. I like Joel OK, but Young is just the friggin man and a half. Decade never gets too far from me.

 

****Jimi Hendrix****

Bruce Springsteen

 

Not a big fan but I like Hey Joe. Never understood the deal with Springsteen.

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins

 

A hippy and a bald Brit. I vote for ***Motley Crue***.

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

And you will know them by the exclamation of VICTORY!

 

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers - VICTORY!

Patti Smith

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival - VICTORY!

 

Smashing Pumpkins - VICTORY!

Van Halen

 

Paul Simon - VICTORY!

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd - Uh...in the consolation round...VICTORY!

 

R.E.M. - VICTORY!

The Doors

 

Radiohead - VICTORY!

Megadeth

 

U2 - VICTORY!

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police - VICTORY!

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies - VICTORY!

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder - VICTORY!

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana - VICTORY!

George Harrison

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings - VICTORY!

 

Chicago

John Lennon - VICTORY!

 

Elvis Costello - VICTORY!

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths - Ohmygod this was a hard one to choose VICTORY!

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols - It's not Aerosmith. VICTORY!

 

The Clash - VICTORY!

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince - HUGE OVERWHELMING VICTORY!

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie - VICTORY!

AC/DC

 

Beck - Highly amusing pairing begets VICTORY!

KISS

 

The Beach Boys - VICTORY!

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens - Elvis Costello is a better nerd than BH. CAT VICTORY!

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground - GIGANTOR VICTORY!

 

The Kinks

Madonna - ALL ABOARD THE VICTORY TRAIN!

 

The Rolling Stones - TOOT TOOT, VICTORY SQUARED!

Michael Jackson

 

Elton John

The Who - VICTORY!

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel - VICTORY!

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen - VICTORY!

 

Bob Dylan - VICTORY ON VICTORY!

Phil Collins

 

Wow. That shit got irritating really fast. I think I'm going to start using it to pick up chicks.

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Guest spiny norman

In honour of Rant and Edwin I am really original and putting WINNER! next to (in an ironic twist) the artist who wins.

 

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers: WINNER!

Patti Smith

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival: because Metallica are hideous: WINNER!

 

Smashing Pumpkins: quite hard choice: WINNER!

Van Halen

 

Paul Simon: WINNER!

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd: To make up for just losing then: WINNER!

 

R.E.M.

The Doors: again, quite difficult: WINNER!

 

Radiohead: Don't really care, but Radiohead is bearable: WINNER!

Megadeth

 

U2: WINNER!

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police: WINNER!

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath: Again, don't care: WINNER!

 

Stevie Wonder: WINNER!

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana

George Harrison: Nirvana is overrated: WINNER!

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings: WINNER!

 

Chicago

John Lennon: WINNER!

 

Elvis Costello: WINNER!

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads: WINNER!

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols: WINNER!

 

The Clash: Difficult to pick again, but: WINNER!

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince: WINNER!

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie: WINNER!

AC/DC

 

Beck: Don't care, WINNER!

KISS

 

The Beach Boys: WINNER!

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly: WINNER!

 

Elvis Presley: WINNER!

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

Madonna: WINNER!

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson: Wow, that's a bit rough for a first round pairing: WINNER! I guess

 

Elton John: Ditto. WINNER!

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel: WINNER!

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen: See Michael Jackson, Elton John. WINNER!

 

Bob Dylan: WINNER!

Phil Collins

 

 

Strange first round pairings. The fact Radiohead are more likely to make it to the second round than The Rolling Stones is just strange.

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Guest Choken One

Can We start this over? Lest compile a List of the TSM favorites and selections because this list comes from the mind of one personal opinion not a majority...

 

So, I implore Kinetic to absolve this thing and give TSM Four Days to compile 64 bands/Singers from a Wide Range of selections be it Modern Rock, Metal, Classic Pop Rock, R&B, Rap,Punk and more...That way it's an more concise list and it'll allow for an more exciting tournament...

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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Metallica

Van Halen

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

The Doors

Megadeth

U2

Ozzy Osbourne

Pixies

Pearl Jam

Nirvana

Paul McCartney/Wings

John Lennon

Sonic Youth

Talking Heads

The Sex Pistols

The Clash

Led Zeppelin

AC/DC

Beck

Guns N Roses

Buddy Holly

Elvis Presley

The Kinks

Michael Jackson

The Who

Billy Joel

Jimi Hendrix

Bob Dylan

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Guest R2DFooster McSockman

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Patti Smith

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd

 

R.E.M.

The Doors

 

Radiohead

Megadeth

 

U2

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana

George Harrison

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

Chicago

John Lennon

 

Elvis Costello

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie

AC/DC

 

Beck

KISS

 

The Beach Boys

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson

 

Elton John

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins

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Guest swan

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers-Win

Patti Smith

 

Metallica-Win

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen-Win

 

Paul Simon-win

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin-

Pink Floyd-win

 

R.E.M.-win

The Doors

 

Radiohead

Megadeth-win

 

U2-win

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police-win

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath-win

 

Stevie Wonder-win

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana

George Harrison-win

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings-win

 

Chicago

John Lennon-win

 

Elvis Costello

Sonic Youth-win

 

Talking Heads-win

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols-win

 

The Clash-win

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin-win

 

David Bowie-win

AC/DC

 

Beck

KISS-win

 

The Beach Boys-win

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly-win

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground-win

 

The Kinks-win

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones-win

Michael Jackson (He fucked up)

 

Elton John-win

The Who

 

Neil Young-win

Billy Joel

 

Jimi Hendrix-win

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan-win

Phil Collins

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Guest Anglesault

This is hard.

 

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

 

 

Metallica

 

 

 

Van Halen

 

 

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

 

The Doors

 

Radiohead (There name is purdier)

 

U2

 

The Police

 

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder

 

Nirvana

 

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

John Lennon

 

Elvis Costello

 

Talking Heads (See Radiohead)

 

Aerosmith

 

The Clash

 

Led Zeppelin

 

AC/DC

 

KISS

 

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

 

Elvis Presley

 

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones

 

The Who

 

Billy Joel

 

Bruce Springsteen

 

Phil Collins

 

Wide Range of selections be it Modern Rock, Metal, Classic Pop Rock, R&B, Rap,Punk and more...That way it's an more concise list and it'll allow for an more exciting tournament...

 

This is better. At least we aren't overwhelmed with obscure underground bands and flavor of the week rappers. And modern rock sucks ass.

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Guest WrestlingDeacon

I actually kind of like just one guy picking out the names. Lord knows if we throw it open to the board at large there will be a ton of flavor of the minute bands and obscure shit that people will think makes them look cool. If things are recast, I say we add some rules, like a band has to have been around for more than five years and scored at least one top 40 hit. Anyway,

 

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Patti Smith

-I used to not like Tom Petty, but he's grown on me and the only thing I like about Patti Smith is the 'loose tie, unkempt dress shirt' look.

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival

-How can I go againt Dude Lebowski?

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen

-Both are pretty pretensious, but the Smashing Pumpkins are more moody and coy about it than Van Halen who were "fuck you, give us money."

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

-How you miss back to back Pink Floyd pairings is beyond me. Maybe you wanted to assure they moved on? I should be a dick and vote against them in both pairings, but Simon has sucked cock since Graceland and fallen into his worst habits. Love Something so Right and Hearts and Bones though.

 

Janis Joplin

Tom Waites

I like Janis, but I think she's grossly overrated due to dying so young. So, I'll throw up a personal pick.

 

R.E.M.

The Doors

I dislike R.E.M., I loathe the Doors.

 

Radiohead

Megadeth

-Neither band ever really appealed to me and I'm not versed too much on either. Of what I've heard, I like Radiohead better and they seem the more creative.

 

U2

The Grateful Dead

-I just don't care for jam bands, although a lot of my friends do. If you just look at the music and discount the political posturing, U2 is awesome.

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne

-His show has just totally soured me on Ozzy, maybe it's just overkill. I dig the Police anyway and wish they would have done King of Pain and Message in a Bottle at their hall of fame induction.

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath

-Sabbath are damn near the godfathers of heavy metal. The Pixies are just a bad you toss out to sound cool and with it. Why didn't you just put on the New York Dolls?

 

Stevie Wonder

Pearl Jam

-Like a lot of your best r&b artists, someone stole his funk in the '80's and has it on a shelf in a mason jar somewhere. Pearl Jam is a band I'm going to need about another ten years on to see if I would consider them as legendary and innovative as Stevie.

 

Nirvana

George Harrison

-I prefer Ringo solo over George. His stuff was very derivative and soaking in excess. I'm just now starting to really appreciate how great Nirvana was.

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings

-I am a total mark for Wings. In some ways, I prefer them to the Beatles. Honest.

 

Chicago

John Lennon

I am voting for Chicago Transit Authority/Terry Kath era, not the Peter Cetera high pitched whiny era. Kath is an unheralded guitar god and they really rocked in the beginning.

 

Elvis Costello

Sonic Youth

-I can point to a half dozen Costello songs that I like and are a millions times better than anything SY have even though about recording.

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths

-See above.

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols

-I'll go with the Pistols based on Aerosmith totally selling out to the Gen X'ers and pretty much disowning all of their awesome '70's stuff. However, I think more people are in love with the Pistols image and legend than the sound itself.

 

The Clash

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Skynyrd is a guilty pleasure although Free Bird and Sweet Home Alabama are so overplayed I can't even listen to them anymore. My favorite would be That Smell.

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin

Odd pairing, but not really a contest because of the night and day matchup.

 

David Bowie

AC/DC

AC/DC are a fun band, but I hear them way too much in my area. I'm a mark for white soul era Bowie.

 

Beck

KISS

-Another odd ball pairing that is a no contest for me based on that. When it comes down to apples and oranges, you go to what tastes better to you.

 

The Beach Boys

Guns N Roses

-I've always felt that GnR was overrated and their recent collapse leans to proving me right. I also don't believe that much of their music has aged well. Despite that particular surf sound the Beach Boys are timeless.

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly

-You have to be kidding.

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

-Another band where I think people are more in love with the mystique and legend than the sound itself. Coversely, a lot of people will discount Elvis for the legend and mystique, but his voice is one of the greatest ever.

 

The Kinks

Madonna

I can't say that I listen to much Madonna and I'm probably a bigger Kinks fan, but you can't deny her.

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson

-Off the Wall doesn't get the credit it deserves compared to Michael's later albums. I mark for the Stones big time.

 

Elton John

The Who

-John is great and I probably would take him over most others here, but the Who are in a class by themselves. Who are You? and Won't Get Fooled Again are two of the greatest songs ever.

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel

Love CSNY, but the only Young solo tune I dig is Heart of Gold. I can't stand his voice. Joel is really a lot better than most who dismiss him as a contemporary pop star probably realize.

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen

-It's Jimi, that's all you have to say.

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins

-Man my brain can't even fathom this one.

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Guest Lord of The Curry

Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

Metallica

Van Halen

Pink Floyd

Janis Joplin

The Doors

Radiohead

U2

The Police

Black Sabbath

Pearl Jam

Nirvana

Paul McCartney

John Lennon

Elvis Costello

The Smiths

Aerosmith

The Clash

Led Zepplin

David Bowie

Beck

The Beach Boys

Buddy Holly

Elvis Presley

Madonna

The Rolling Stones

The Who

Neil Young

Jimi Hendrix

Bob Dylan

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Guest Spaceman Spiff

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Patti Smith

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd

 

R.E.M.

The Doors

 

Radiohead

Megadeth

 

U2

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder

Pearl Jam (a shock, I know...)

 

Nirvana

George Harrison

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

Chicago

John Lennon

 

Elvis Costello

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie

AC/DC

 

Beck

KISS

 

The Beach Boys

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson

 

Elton John

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins

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Pixies

Black Sabbath

-Sabbath are damn near the godfathers of heavy metal. The Pixies are just a bad you toss out to sound cool and with it. Why didn't you just put on the New York Dolls?

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

-Another band where I think people are more in love with the mystique and legend than the sound itself. Coversely, a lot of people will discount Elvis for the legend and mystique, but his voice is one of the greatest ever.

And before now I had no idea why I liked those bands. Now excuse me while I pop out and try to pick up chicks at the local hip record store.

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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

(Tom rocks)

 

Metallica

 

Van Halen

(Fuck Corgan, Van Halen kills 'em all)

 

Pink Floyd

 

Pink Floyd

 

The Doors

(The doors..drunken bafoons, like the Who..but atleast they had the courage to be drunken bafoons! "quote Almost Famous")

 

Megadeth

 

The Grateful Dead

 

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder

 

Nirvana

 

Santana

 

Chicago

 

Elvis Costello

(Elvis Costello owns you)

 

The Smiths

 

The Sex Pistols

 

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince

 

David Bowie

 

KISS

 

The Beach Boys

 

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

 

The Kinks

 

The Rolling Stones

 

Elton John

 

Billy Joel

 

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan

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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Patti Smith

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd

 

R.E.M.

The Doors

 

Radiohead

Megadeth

 

U2

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana

George Harrison

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

Chicago

John Lennon

 

Elvis Costello

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie

AC/DC

 

Beck

KISS

 

The Beach Boys

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson

 

Elton John

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins

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Guest cartman

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers WIN

Patti Smith

 

Metallica WIN

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen WIN

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd WIN

 

Janis Joplin WIN

Pink Floyd

 

R.E.M.

The Doors WIN

 

Radiohead WIN

Megadeth

 

U2 WIN

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne WIN

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath WIN

 

Stevie Wonder

Pearl Jam WIN

 

Nirvana WIN

George Harrison

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings WIN

 

Chicago

John Lennon WIN

 

Elvis Costello WIN

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads WIN

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith WIN

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash

Lynyrd Skynyrd WIN

 

Prince WIN

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie

AC/DC WIN

 

Beck

KISS WIN

 

The Beach Boys WIN

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens WIN

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley WIN

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

Madonna WIN

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson WIN

 

Elton John WIN

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel WIN

 

Jimi Hendrix WIN

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins WIN

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Guest Vern Gagne

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

 

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Van Halen

 

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

 

The Doors

 

Megadeth

 

U2

 

 

The Police

 

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder

 

Nirvana

 

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

Chicago

 

Elvis Costello

 

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

 

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Led Zeppelin

 

AC/DC

 

KISS

 

The Beach Boys

 

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

 

The Kinks

 

The Rolling Stones

 

Elton John

 

Billy Joel

 

Jimi Hendrix

 

Bob Dylan

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Guest LooseCannon

Christ, you people are really reinforcing my sense of superiority.

 

...just kidding by the way.

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Pixies

Black Sabbath

-Sabbath are damn near the godfathers of heavy metal. The Pixies are just a bad you toss out to sound cool and with it. Why didn't you just put on the New York Dolls?

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

-Another band where I think people are more in love with the mystique and legend than the sound itself. Coversely, a lot of people will discount Elvis for the legend and mystique, but his voice is one of the greatest ever.

And before now I had no idea why I liked those bands. Now excuse me while I pop out and try to pick up chicks at the local hip record store.

"Sister Ray" is the perfect song for nailing a girl you hate.

 

Also, VU beat Elvis to sad clumps of paste, even though he is the King. I know we have this discussion a lot, but I don't think there's a less flawed run in American musical history than the VU's four years of glory.

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Guest ArkhamGlobe

My picks in bold:

 

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

Patti Smith

 

Metallica

Creedence Clearwater Revival

 

Smashing Pumpkins

Van Halen

 

Paul Simon

Pink Floyd

 

Janis Joplin

Pink Floyd

 

R.E.M.

The Doors

 

Radiohead

Megadeth

 

U2

The Grateful Dead

 

The Police

Ozzy Osbourne

 

Pixies

Black Sabbath

 

Stevie Wonder

Pearl Jam

 

Nirvana

George Harrison

 

Santana

Paul McCartney/Wings

 

Chicago

John Lennon

 

Elvis Costello

Sonic Youth

 

Talking Heads

The Smiths

 

Aerosmith

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash

Lynyrd Skynyrd

 

Prince

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie

AC/DC

 

Beck

KISS

 

The Beach Boys

Guns N Roses

 

Cat Stevens

Buddy Holly

 

Elvis Presley

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

Madonna

 

The Rolling Stones

Michael Jackson

 

Elton John

The Who

 

Neil Young

Billy Joel

 

Jimi Hendrix

Bruce Springsteen

 

Bob Dylan

Phil Collins

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Guest Lethargic
Well someone's gotta point out the lack of rap here.

Yeah, he at least got THAT right when he made this list.

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Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

 

 

Metallica

 

 

Smashing Pumpkins

 

 

 

Pink Floyd

 

 

Pink Floyd

 

R.E.M.

 

 

Radiohead

 

 

U2

 

 

The Police

 

 

Pixies

 

 

Stevie Wonder

 

 

Nirvana

 

 

Santana

 

 

 

John Lennon

 

 

Sonic Youth

 

 

The Smiths

 

 

The Sex Pistols

 

The Clash

 

Led Zeppelin

 

David Bowie

 

 

Beck

 

 

The Beach Boys

 

 

Buddy Holly

 

 

The Velvet Underground

 

The Kinks

 

 

The Rolling Stones

 

 

 

The Who

 

Neil Young

 

Jimi Hendrix

 

Bob Dylan

 

Can we eliminate both CCR and Metallica? I noticed though, that Kinetic seemed to put bands/artists that he loved with ones that he, well, didn't. I don't know if that strategy will work or not though. I also would be surprised if either the Doors or Phil Collins. The Doors have to be one of the most terribly overrated bands, EVER. Jim Morrison is a poet my ass.

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Guest MrRant

NO ONE eliminates CCR. They had more talent in their shit then Metallica ever had or will have.

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto
Well someone's gotta point out the lack of rap here.

Yeah, he at least got THAT right when he made this list.

Well, this is pretty much a rock list, so I suppose you're somewhat right. Though I'd much rather see Outkast, the Beastie Boys, and A Tribe Called Quest on this list than some of the cheesier rock stalwarts we've got standing. Still, I don't think it's too bad a list at all.

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