Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Once again, WWE Blew another Opportunity of a lifetime... In the Guise of Chris Jericho, But this isn't another Long-winded meaningless idiotic Rant on his burial as we've come to expect here at The Smart Marks Fourm.... Not at all. Clearly over the last 8 Months, Chris Jericho has been LARGER THEN LIFE and the MVP of Raw. Putting on great matches and promos...His match at WMXIX will stand out as a WM Classic to remember. However, Tonight was another representive of a Wasted Opportunity from WWE... What has set Chris Jericho apart from the rest of the Company? His Popularity? His Looks? His Charisma? His Cartoonish Outfits? His Work-Rate? His Entertainment Value? Hell No. HIS BEARD! The One thing that all wrestling fans, Mark or Smart have come to identify with "The Highlight of the Night" has been his outrageously out of control Goatee... Tonight, It fell to an unmentioned Silence. Once Again, The World Wrestling Entertainment corporation squandered another money making investment... A Match that would've brought back the fans whom abandoned the company last Summer....A Beard Vs Career Match with The Heartbreak Kid. Regretablly, We shall never see that Match come to frutition. Rest in Peace Christopher Irvine's Facial Hair DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Normally I would laugh at something like this, but I have to admit that I was highly disappointed that he shaved it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 15, 2003 I was saddened But I gladly have carried the Jericho Torch proudly for 5 years...As I've NEVER shaved my goatee... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NoCalMike Report post Posted April 15, 2003 weird but true = I had a pretty chaotic uncontrollable goatee as well until last night when I shaved it due to having a job interview on Friday.....mere coincidence or is there something more to it? Hmmmmmm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Um, I was glad. I hated that damn thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Um, I was glad. I hated that damn thing. Have you any Manhood in you Man? You should say a prayer for the lost soul of Chris Irvine's Facial Hair... It was an Inspiration for those whom LACKED in the Facial Hair department... This Isn't Fair We've all lost our good share Fought through battles and lived to walk to our Lairs Where we are all but Human, Observe life from our Chairs We all dream of a simple world, Cotton Candy, Hot Dogs at the County Fair. Where all of the men dream of a identity, Wish to be Ric Flair But tonight we all bow our heads and mourn the lost of Jericho's Facial Hair.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 15, 2003 I hate when people who aren't funny try to act like they are. I can't believe you gave a ten bell salute to a fucking beard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Who Said I was trying to be funny...I very shaken by this devasting Lost... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest razazteca Report post Posted April 15, 2003 The next experiment in face fuzz for Jericho should be a Max Kellerman pencil thin beard which looks like it was drawn on with a mascara pencil. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted April 15, 2003 I was more disgusted at the fact that they edited the lyrics out of Christian's music and made it sound completely stupid. I suppose the "At last your on your own" part was a bit dated....but they could have at least edited out the "At last.." part out as well... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Why is everyone mourning over Jericho's beard? He's shaved it before. Just give him a couple of weeks and it'll be back to normal. Trust me. No one can grow a beard like Chris Jericho. No one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted April 15, 2003 I was more disgusted at the fact that they edited the lyrics out of Christian's music and made it sound completely stupid. I suppose the "At last your on your own" part was a bit dated....but they could have at least edited out the "At last.." part out as well... And now it's even slower. What the fuck happened to that kick-ass version he had in the first month of his singles career? And his pyro? Shaaaaame. Shaddup about Jericho's beard, it will come back. Meanwhile, Jason Reso's new theme sucks, he isn't rockin' the chain-mail, and his pyro is AWOL. Madness! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Jerky's experimented with his facial hair since he's been in WWE and probably well before. That beard will be back, and it will get a greater reaction than Kevin Nash's return did (which, really, isn't a whole lot but still). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Like Fook said, It's probably grown back by now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Why is everyone mourning over Jericho's beard? He's shaved it before. Just give him a couple of weeks and it'll be back to normal. Trust me. No one can grow a beard like Chris Jericho. No one. Wasn't mourning it, just I think he has a more heelish and distinct edge with it. That's all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest evilhomer Report post Posted April 15, 2003 A Canadian shaves his beard at playoff time??? Whatsupwitdat?!? This is almost as sad a day as The Day the Mullet Died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lightning Flik Report post Posted April 15, 2003 A Canadian shaves his beard at playoff time??? Whatsupwitdat?!? This is almost as sad a day as The Day the Mullet Died. Actually, I kinda forgot that you weren't supposed to do that at playoff time. And seriously, the mullet dying was a travisty. I mean, for a few seconds I didn't realize it was truly Eddie. I seriously thought it was some look alike for those brief seconds since I was so accustomed to him having it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Jericho has the world's faster growing facial hair, so by next week he'll have it just like he did all this time... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 15, 2003 Yes, I must take Solace in knowing that Hammurabi II is spreading across Chris Jericho's Naked Chin. HOpefully, This time Jericho won't chain him from it's liberty and let it breathe. P.S I hope WWE isn't dumb enough to blow the Potential AWESOMENESS of a Jericho/Xstain Segment since Jericho could run Laps around "Seize the day"...It also opens itself up for a potential Rock/Jericho promo.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HellSpawn Report post Posted April 18, 2003 Jericho has the world's faster growing facial hair, so by next week he'll have it just like he did all this time... Agreed. I also got a bear like he had last time, but I have to shave after new year because my family began to gave me weird looks, and well, it helps that f'n Peter Gabriel had a weird looking beard too and even when he rocks, I didnt want to hear "hey, nice beard, it looks like Peter Gabriel's". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Garth 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2003 i miss Jeri-beard, he's no longer the same man without it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted April 19, 2003 It'll grow back in like a day anyways.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Why is everyone mourning over Jericho's beard? He's shaved it before. Just give him a couple of weeks and it'll be back to normal. Trust me. No one can grow a beard like Chris Jericho. No one. Jericho sorta needs the beard as a heel. He looks more angry and badass with it. Maybe this is signalling an upcoming face turn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest eiker_ir Report post Posted April 19, 2003 wasn't the long beard a bet he had with one of the Fozzy members, to see who could grow it bigger??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Maybe but Jericho's always Rocked a Massive Beard so it wouldn't be out the ordinary for him grow another large one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Austin3164life Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Kudos to the thread lasting this long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
