Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 16, 2003 ::::Choken One Orders Mexican for the next 2 Weeks and 20 Hours::: :::Choken One Breaks Out Video Tapes:::: :::Choken One puts on Lucky #7 Bengals Jersey...BOOMER!:::: :::Choken One Clips Toenails:::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Choken ownz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Jesus, just take Carson Palmer already! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 FUCK THIS NOISE!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kahran Ramsus Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Jesus, just take Carson Palmer already! Knowing the Bengals they'll take Chris Simms. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 16, 2003 FUCK THIS NOISE!!!! I have the right to use all variations of that catchphrase, not you. Knowing the Bengals they'll take Chris Simms. I plan to go to UT for college, so hush. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tyler McClelland Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I think Choken should be FORCED to make a bad pick, just because he chose the Bengals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Jesus, just take Carson Palmer already! Knowing the Bengals they'll take Chris Simms. I honestly think that by draft day or on draft day they will trade down. I really dont see them taking Palmer and if you aren't taking Palmer than there isn't another player I would take with the first pick. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I still say Cincy should choose a defensive player to swerve everyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I still say Cincy should choose a defensive player to swerve everyone. They could draft a kicker. That would be the ultimate swerve, and example of the lameness that is the Bengals organization. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Are there any good kickers in the upcoming draft? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I can't wait until is ready to be drafted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 FUCK THIS NOISE!!!! I have the right to use all variations of that catchphrase, not you. FUCK THAT NOISE!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 16, 2003 That's the orinigal version so you're really pushing it, now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bps "The Truth" 21 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 FUCK YOUR NOISE!!!!! Why won't this S.O.B. pick already????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Why won't this S.O.B. pick already????? I asked him to hold out until you stop using variations of my catchphrase. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I can't wait until is ready to be drafted. Flyboy is that the Legend? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Huh? It's just Roy Williams. I just mark for the guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted April 16, 2003 That's his nickname. The Legend. He's still in school, but damn is he going to be good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Flyboy Report post Posted April 16, 2003 I didn't know that was his nickname. I was marking out for the guy when Texas played Texas Tech this year (even though I live in Lubbock). He's tall, speedy... great hands... everything. Fuck Randy Moss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest phoenixrising Report post Posted April 16, 2003 B.J. Johnson is a great reciever, would be a star on any other team...and is completely overshadowed by Roy Williams. The guy's insane. I'm picking #12 with St. Louis...any opinions on who they might draft? They could use a third wide reciever, a cornerback or a linebacker. I think Newman and Trufant will be gone though, and #12 might be too high for Andre Woolfolk because he's still raw. Martz has been making noise about a QB too, with Warner getting older and Bulger in the final year of his contract. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest phoenixrising Report post Posted April 16, 2003 "With the number one pick in the draft, the Cincinnati Bengals select...LeBron James, guard, St. Vincent-St. Mary's High School. Wait a second..." You know this is a distinct possibility considering the way the Bengals draft. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Phoenix, I heard the Rams are pretty high on E.J. Henderson of Maryland. I agree 13 for Woolfolk would be too high right now, although I think he will be a successful pro. Anybody interested in making a deal for my # 3 pick overall? I think the ESPN ad put it best on what the Texans need the most, but 3 is probably too high for Gross or Steinbach. If only Will Allen wouldn't have turned MaGahee's leg into a revolving door, this pick would be Rogers or MaGahee, whomever the Lions did not take. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 16, 2003 :::Camera zooms into a Dark Room::: :::A Small light is seen in the far corner of the room::: :::The sound of a slight hum rattles and reverbreates off the wooden walls::: :::A Young Man, In his 20's with a Out of control goatee and a Heavy Shadow is seen sitting on a plush leather couch. His feet are propped up onto a tall stack of video Cassettes::: :::The Room is Chaos, Boxes from a local Mexican Eatery are cluttered across the table and Scribbled scrawled notes shelter the Wooden floor::: :::The Camera Zooms into the light...Revealing the Final Moments of the 2003 Orange Bowl::: :::The Young Man, pauses the tape and slowly steps up from his holding post::: :::He aches and groans as he slowly, painfully arrives at a Small, White box. He slowly reaches down, letting out a sound of Agony and pulls out a frosty twenty ounce bottle, it appears to be Mountain Dew::: :::He stand Nobelly, Ready to battle, Let's in a Precautions ass scratch before he returns to his forte::: :::He seeps into the chair...and within seconds we're back to the game::: :::The Camera zooms into the tall stack of tapes...All Labeled by Date...and pans back...and Focuss on The Mickey Mouse Clock above the door...TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK:::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Choken that sounds just like the Mike Brown war room! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted April 16, 2003 No. Mike Brown would be watching the 1983 Orange Bowl, talking about, "Who's this Vinny Testaverde kid? He's good. Draft him......what's that? He's 36 years old? Oh, nevermind. Pick up that Herschel Walker guy then." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Just pick already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Who's turn is it? I'm confused. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kahran Ramsus Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Who's turn is it? I'm confused. It's Choken One's turn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChris Report post Posted April 16, 2003 Why don't we just pass the Bengals by? I'm sure they'd like to do that in real life, anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
