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Is anyone here from Delaware...

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Guest Mole

I have a fake ID from Delaware, and it is a license one. However, I don't know if it looks like a real one or not.

 

If someone could do me the favor of scanning their license, and posting it or e-mailing it to me? Of course you can cover up your address and all important stuff. I just wanna know what it looks like thats all.

 

And I am not bragging about have a fake ID, so if someone brings that up, I'll be pissed.

 

Thanks fellas.

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Guest Mole

I wouldn't, but some dude here said I was bragging about shit. I just wanted to make that clear that I'm not.

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Guest MarvinisaLunatic

Damn, I live relatively close to Delaware but I dont know anyone from Delaware.

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Guest Choken One

Why even Admit your from Delaware?

 

 

First off...What intentions do you have with a FAKE ID?

 

 

 

I never needed one...Thanks to my crazy out of control beard O had since I was 16 and That convinced people I was 21...

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Guest The Amazing Rando

Delaware is the Wyoming of the East Coast....a few people THINK it exists...but it's merely a black hole...

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Guest oldschoolwrestling
The page doesn't work oldschool...

It works for me still.

 

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Guest Anglesault

I still want indisputable proof that there really is a Delaware other than what you pass through on the interstate

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Guest Choken One

I heard they recently built their first Outhouse...

 

Which means Delaware is starting to get with the times...

 

I've heard people who live there are merely an Space Alien trap...Cuz no Earthling would ever find Delaware...

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Guest Anglesault

It's really kind of funny. I have NEVER run ito anyone who is from or has been in Delaware, and I've personally never been there, and the same applies to some of you. I'm telling you, "Delaware" is a figment of our imaginations.

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Guest Choken One

Delaware...

 

Where Santa, The Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and Jesus all live.

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Guest Anglesault

Ah, the Easter Bunny. I found out about him in the most traumatizing way possible. Luckily, I already kind of knew, so it wasn’t as bad as it could have been

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Guest MaxPower27

I was always afraid of the Easter Bunny.

 

All my pictures when my mom would take me to see the Easter Bunny at the mall are just me crying and screaming.

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Guest Choken One

O.K...I'll Bite.

 

What's this Trumatic Easter Bunny expirence of yours?

 

Did You catch you father dressed like a Bunny rabbit Giving your mother the old Two Hop Dance?

 

Don't worry we've all been through that...

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Guest Anglesault

Well, no, and thank God for that.

 

I was in the car with my dad, like three days after Easter, discussing what I got, and I look down in the cup holder to find the reciepts for all my toys. Couple that wth the fact tat it caught my dad so of guard that his explanation sucked and he was unable to salvage anything. It was a sad day in the Anglesault household.

 

Not that bad, but bad for an 8 year old or whatever I was.

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Guest Choken One

Hey...The Same Thing happened with me at Xmas when i was 7 But my dad...Swifty Bastard SAID

 

"Well, You see Santa was running low on time, So he gave the list and asked if I could help him out"....

 

Me? The Gullible Idiot I was...I brought It.

 

However, he was speechless when A year Later...I caught him sneaking presents from the Garage Attic and He fell and broke his Ankle...

 

I don't recall what I got for xmas that year...

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Guest Anglesault

Oh, I had to be like five when I looked at my new plastic basketball hoop at told my parents that there was no way an elf made that. For the next 4 or 5 years, Santa shopped at Toys R Us

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Guest Sturgis

I can't belive I'm about to say this but...

 

I LIVE IN DELAWARE

 

God I hate this fucking state. And no Santa, The Easter Bunny, or the tooth Fairy live here. Jesus on the the other hand does live here he goes by the name Phil. Jesus or Phil is a good friend of mine. He's in the National Guard, and has a crew cut. He also looks a bit like Cliff Burton too.

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Guest Coffey

"Or imagine being magically wisk away to Delaware...Hi...I'm in Delaware..."

 

Wayne's World ownz you all.

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Guest The Czech Republic
I don't recall what I got for xmas that year...

Lesbian porn perhaps?

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Guest Nevermortal

Delaware houses a lot of major credit card companies' main offices.

 

Fight Club was supposedly set in Wilmington.

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Fight Club is way too cool a movie to have been set in Delaware. Unless that only added to the coolness. Like Brad Pitt, Delaware is only a figment of your imagination, a voice inside your head if you will, that's only out to fuck up your life, but rather than get you to shoot yourself in the throat (how'd he survive that anyway?), it gets you to thinking that there are actually places where the 'net is something that you use to catch fish. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.

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Guest The Czech Republic
Delaware houses a lot of major credit card companies' main offices.

 

Fight Club was supposedly set in Wilmington.

Actually, the WWE is somehow based out of Delaware. Thus, WWE is a figment of our imaginations.

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