Guest Showstoppa Icon Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Body by The Game by Phil Speer April 16, 2003 As he alluded to in a recent interview with WWE.com, Triple H is currently putting together a workout book which he says will be available near the end of the year. “It’s going to obviously be a book about me, to a degree,” the World Heavyweight Champion said. “It’s going to have a lot of stories about the business, my career and things like that. But it’s basically going to be about training. At the point I’m at in my career, and the things I’ve done, I just don’t feel like I have a whole lot to write about as far as a biography. I thought the biography’s something you do towards the end of your career.” So when WWE officials asked him to write an autobiography, he offered do to the workout book instead. “It’s one of the most frequently asked questions that I get (and) that the guys get – about working out and staying in shape,” he said. “'How do you guys stay in shape? How do you guys train?' If you’re a kid, football players are all uniformed up. You can’t see their bodies. Basketball players are mostly just skinny guys. If you are intrigued with your body, being bigger and things like that, I think wrestlers are a very visible source of motivation, and I think that’s why we get asked that so much. So I want to give people an insight on that – tell them how we stay in shape on the road. And if you’re an 18-year-old kid that wants to get bigger and wants to work out and stay in shape or whatever, (the book will) tell you what you can do. There are not a lot of places where you can find that information, and if you do find it, it’s from a bodybuilder or something like that. Competitive bodybuilding may not apply to you.” The Thursday and Friday prior to WrestleMania, Triple H participated in a photo shoot for the as-yet-untitled book. “The first one, on Thursday, was me performing all the exercises that you’ll see in the book,” he said. “It took 14 hours to shoot. I worked out for 14 hours, basically. It was a very exhausting day. The second day was all physique shots of different things they’re going to put in the book. That was a 10-hour photo shoot the second day, all posing and flexing.” The finished product should be available in December.| credit:wwe.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 17, 2003 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...=ST&f=1&t=30426 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted April 17, 2003 . “It took 14 hours to shoot. I worked out for 14 hours, basically. It was a very exhausting day. The second day was all physique shots of different things they’re going to put in the book. That was a 10-hour photo shoot the second day, all posing and flexing.” BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 14 HOURS TO SHOOT! BWAHAHAHAHA *wipes tear from eye* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Showstoppa Icon Report post Posted April 17, 2003 sorry, my bad, didnt see it posted already Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 17, 2003 . “It took 14 hours to shoot. I worked out for 14 hours, basically. It was a very exhausting day. The second day was all physique shots of different things they’re going to put in the book. That was a 10-hour photo shoot the second day, all posing and flexing.” BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA 14 HOURS TO SHOOT! BWAHAHAHAHA *wipes tear from eye* Hush you, you know you'll find a "use" for this book. Is this going to be a how-to for 'roids or what? I'm actually serious, because God knows he isn't natural. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted April 17, 2003 But...but...he said shoot...and he said it again... and... *laughter overload* BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Good lord I'm saving this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 17, 2003 The other thread was about all books though. This one is just dedicated to H³, so it's not really the same topic... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 17, 2003 The other thread was about all books though. This one is just dedicated to H³, so it's not really the same topic... God knows we can always use another topic dedicated to the legendary HHH, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 17, 2003 The other thread was about all books though. This one is just dedicated to H³, so it's not really the same topic... God knows we can always use another topic dedicated to the legendary HHH, right? Well, H³ must be bashed on 15 minute intervals. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted April 17, 2003 By HHH. Forward by Vince Mcmahon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 17, 2003 See? Comedy Gold. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RavishingRickRudo Report post Posted April 17, 2003 I got a ton of em! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Indeed. This reminds me of a certain HHH picture I had in my sig, that should be on the cover of the book. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Hush you, you know you'll find a "use" for this book. Steady the coffee table? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Hush you, you know you'll find a "use" for this book. Steady the coffee table? Paper weight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Blunt object to hit intruders with? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Blunt object to hit intruders with? Alright, I can't beat that one. That made me roofle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2003 "Uh okay so you uh go down to uh Tiajuana and get uh steroids. Then you uh go to stick in your uh ass to smuggle it across the uh border. Then get a uh hyperdermic needle and uh and drain the steroids out of the uh bottle and then pull down your uh pants and shoot the uh steroids in your uh ass. Then your work out is uh done". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Not funny. The "uh" never has been. Making fun of the way that someone talks is about as funny as making fun of the mentally ill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 17, 2003 "Uh okay so you uh go down to uh Tiajuana and get uh steroids. Then you uh go to stick in your uh ass to smuggle it across the uh border. Then get a uh hyperdermic needle and uh and drain the steroids out of the uh bottle and then pull down your uh pants and shoot the uh steroids in your uh ass. Then your work out is uh done". I don't know if this was actually funny, or if I'm just really sleepy, but this just came across as the funniest thing I've read here in a while... Then your work out is uh done. ...that did it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Not funny. The "uh" never has been. Making fun of the way that someone talks is about as funny as making fun of the mentally ill. Uh get a sense of uh humor....BITCH! LOL2003 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2003 "Uh okay so you uh go down to uh Tiajuana and get uh steroids. Then you uh go to stick in your uh ass to smuggle it across the uh border. Then get a uh hyperdermic needle and uh and drain the steroids out of the uh bottle and then pull down your uh pants and shoot the uh steroids in your uh ass. Then your work out is uh done". I don't know if this was actually funny, or if I'm just really sleepy, but this just came across as the funniest thing I've read here in a while... Then your work out is uh done. ...that did it. Probably sleepy but I'll take what I can get so thanks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 17, 2003 HHH's very non-heterosexual obsession with bodybuilding continues. No wonder him and Chyna were so lovey-dovey. There isn't going to be anything in the book that you couldn't find from other, more credible, sources. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 17, 2003 needle + asscheek/hipbone(your choice here) Does it really require a book? Seems like a waste of forest to me, not a lot of literary intelligence in bangin' the juice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Not funny. The "uh" never has been. Making fun of the way that someone talks is about as funny as making fun of the mentally ill. Uh get a sense of uh humor....BITCH! LOL2003 I have a very good sense of humor. However, you can only laugh at a dead horse getting bludgeoned for so long. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 17, 2003 I just figured it out! This book is the venue for which Vince will use, with HHH heading it up, to bring back the Body Building Federation!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Not funny. The "uh" never has been. Making fun of the way that someone talks is about as funny as making fun of the mentally ill. Uh get a sense of uh humor....BITCH! LOL2003 I have a very good sense of humor. However, you can only laugh at a dead horse getting bludgeoned for so long. I could laugh at that ALL DAY LONG! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 17, 2003 I just figured it out! This book is the venue for which Vince will use, with HHH heading it up, to bring back the Body Building Federation!!!!!!! WBF Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 17, 2003 I just figured it out! This book is the venue for which Vince will use, with HHH heading it up, to bring back the Body Building Federation!!!!!!! WBF I'm telling you, it's going to happen. You see, the ONLY reason it failed the last time is because HHH wasn't involved. I mean, why do you think rumors of Luger coming back started up a month ago? This is all coming together now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bored 0 Report post Posted April 17, 2003 Damn me for making fun of a wrestler on a wrestling message board. I know HHH is reading this right now and his feelings are hurt. I would just like to apologize to you Mr. HHH, I'm so sorry and meant nothing by what I've said...BITCH! RETROLOL1492 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
