HHH workout book

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LOL2003@Bored!

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Not funny. The "uh" never has been. Making fun of the way that someone talks is about as funny as making fun of the mentally ill.

Uh get a sense of uh humor....BITCH! LOL2003

I have a very good sense of humor. However, you can only laugh at a dead horse getting bludgeoned for so long.

yea but i guarantee that horse gets a headstart in all its races, bc the other hroses arent at his "level".And when the race is fixed, the horse will only lose to his best friends....yea, im pretty tired, and making a HHH-horse analogy just seemed like a good idea

[Guest AndrewTS]

I just figured it out! This book is the venue for which Vince will use, with HHH heading it up, to bring back the Body Building Federation!!!!!!!

I guess that may be a reason why Vince and HHH obviously get along so well.

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Not funny. The "uh" never has been. Making fun of the way that someone talks is about as funny as making fun of the mentally ill.

Uh get a sense of uh humor....BITCH! LOL2003

I have a very good sense of humor. However, you can only laugh at a dead horse getting bludgeoned for so long.

yea but i guarantee that horse gets a headstart in all its races, bc the other hroses arent at his "level".And when the race is fixed, the horse will only lose to his best friends....yea, im pretty tired, and making a HHH-horse analogy just seemed like a good idea

Well if HHH is truly a horse they should have shot him when he tore his quad.

[Guest Downhome]

I just figured it out! This book is the venue for which Vince will use, with HHH heading it up, to bring back the Body Building Federation!!!!!!!

I guess that may be a reason why Vince and HHH obviously get along so well.

Mark my words, my theory for Vince/HHH/His book/Luger is going to be shown for what it really is.

 

Seriously though, what was the reason for the WBF in the first place?

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Not funny. The "uh" never has been. Making fun of the way that someone talks is about as funny as making fun of the mentally ill.

This "this joke has gotten old" stuff is very, very repetitive. I see you make the same exact comment in every fucking thread. We get the point. You don't have to make a new post every single time you see an un-funny joke.

 

As for the book, why exactly was management so insistent on him writing a book anyway? Like the world is anxiously awaiting this or something. I'm guessing it'll do decent, if disappointing numbers, but I doubt too many people who buy it will finish it.

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"this joke has gotten old"

Good point.

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You got to wonder if at the beggining of the book he says people will tell you raw egg yolk will help before a big work out but the game has found the ultimate pick me up in the morning 1)Get 1 glass of water 2)Get the magic bottle from your bum bag 3)Drop a magical pill 4)begin work out LOL

[Guest Anglesault]

You got to wonder if at the beggining of the book he says people will tell you raw egg yolk will help before a big work out but the game has found the ultimate pick me up in the morning 1)Get 1 glass of water 2)Get the magic bottle from your bum bag 3)Drop a magical pill 4)begin work out LOL

I don't think even HHH owns a device caled a "bum bag"

[Guest AndrewTS]

I just figured it out! This book is the venue for which Vince will use, with HHH heading it up, to bring back the Body Building Federation!!!!!!!

I guess that may be a reason why Vince and HHH obviously get along so well.

Mark my words, my theory for Vince/HHH/His book/Luger is going to be shown for what it really is.

 

Seriously though, what was the reason for the WBF in the first place?

Vince, being a "businessman" foresaw that at times, the WWF would have down periods. So, maintain adequate cash flow he sought to "diversify" and expand "sports entertainment" beyond just the wrestling.

 

So he picked another unpopular, alleged sport and tried to do the same thing with it, I guess. Probably also because Vince has a hard on for hosses and musclebound men and it was natural for him to take a crack at it.

 

At least with the XFL he attempted to capitalize on a popular sport. However, the players pretty much all sucked except for a couple.

[Guest AndrewTS]

You got to wonder if at the beggining of the book he says people will tell you raw egg yolk will help before a big work out but the game has found the ultimate pick me up in the morning 1)Get 1 glass of water 2)Get the magic bottle from your bum bag 3)Drop a magical pill 4)begin work out LOL

I don't think even HHH owns a device caled a "bum bag"

Probably related to Ass Cream somehow.

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Not funny. The "uh" never has been. Making fun of the way that someone talks is about as funny as making fun of the mentally ill.

Retard walks into a bar and starts babbling. Bartender says "SHUT THE FUCK UP."

 

Retard says "(incoherent babble) ::pukes blood::"

 

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Best. Post. Ever.

[Guest RavishingRickRudo]

The XFL came about because Vince saw Any Given Sunday and said "hey, I could do that!"

 

The WBF is because Vince is gay.

[Guest CanadianChick]

HHH workout book? Nah, I'll save my money for the upcoming RVD stretching video! Seriously, it's coming...

[Guest AndrewTS]

...Kendrick?