Is it just the camera angle and/or other factors

[Guest TheGame2705]

I dunno if it's just size or if having a match arouses him but in all the pictures of him it's about as obvious as an "Al Wilson". Anyone else notice this now or before? It's as clear as day when he's out there.

[Guest Jack Tunney]

I can't believe I'm going to acknowledge this,but there's a picture of Jeff Jarrett in an old WWF magazine where you can clearly see his wang through his tights. As for Kurt,I don't know.

[Guest j.o.b. squad]

well you got to atract the female demographics some way. I can just see the advertiseing campagn. wwe raw on spike tv now with 20% more crotch shots.

[Guest I Fear Hogans Air Guitair]

Just like Jack Tunney I can't believe I'm going to acknowledge this in a match on raw back last year between Regal and Spike when spike is doing the 10 punche's in the corner you can clearly see Spike's wang in regal's face. poor Regal.

[Guest mst3krules]

Well, there is quite a well known (amongst female Undertaker fans) close up from the time that UT tried to strangle Sable in the ring from a few years ago...

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Well, there is quite a well known (amongst female Undertaker fans) close up from the time that UT tried to strangle Sable in the ring from a few years ago...

Does that mean he gets off on Sable? Or gets off on choking annoying bitches?

 

I hate wrestling boners. Cause you don't wanna see them, but once you notice them then you have to see it. Goldust use to get them a little more frequent then I'd like to see...but that fit the gimmick I guess.

[cawthon777 0]

Why were you investigating his groin area in the first place?

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Why were you investigating his groin area in the first place?

Sometimes you just see things that don't look right.

 

I've never seen the Taker boner...and I'll keep it that way

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

I can't remember who, but I remember a hilarious interview not too long ago with an Indy wrestler who was doing a mixed tag with Alexis Laree and got the boner to end all boners.

 

This was made funnier by the fact that he kept having to do moves and holds with Alexis.

[Guest godthedog]

shouldn't this be in the love/sex/dating folder?

[Guest Sandman9000]

I can't remember who, but I remember a hilarious interview not too long ago with an Indy wrestler who was doing a mixed tag with Alexis Laree and got the boner to end all boners.

 

This was made funnier by the fact that he kept having to do moves and holds with Alexis.

That might have been Greg Matthews. He was fired from GLOOW (Gorgeous Ladies Of Outragous Wrestling, a.k.a. strippers and skany hoes "wrestling") for getting an erection in a match with one of the ladies.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I can't remember who, but I remember a hilarious interview not too long ago with an Indy wrestler who was doing a mixed tag with Alexis Laree and got the boner to end all boners.

 

This was made funnier by the fact that he kept having to do moves and holds with Alexis.

That might have been Greg Matthews. He was fired from GLOOW (Gorgeous Ladies Of Outragous Wrestling, a.k.a. strippers and skany hoes "wrestling") for getting an erection in a match with one of the ladies.

You can't fault a guy for getting a little excited when you have him rolling around with a bunch of girls in the ring.

[Guest ShooterJay]

Well, there is quite a well known (amongst female Undertaker fans) close up from the time that UT tried to strangle Sable in the ring from a few years ago...

Does that mean he gets off on Sable? Or gets off on choking annoying bitches?

 

I hate wrestling boners. Cause you don't wanna see them, but once you notice them then you have to see it. Goldust use to get them a little more frequent then I'd like to see...but that fit the gimmick I guess.

Another boner-related wrestling story is Monty Brown- he'd get them ALL THE TIME during his matches. It's REALLY obvious in his street fight with Elix Skipper. My brother and I couldn't stop laughing the whole time=we called it the "alpha boner."

[Guest Trivia247]

just so happy people Just look at wrestlers THAT closely.

[Guest Eagan469]

Does anyone else here have the book "The New Pictorial History Of Wrestling" by George Napolitano?

 

There's a picture of Chris Adams with serious wood that my friends and I always used to make fun of.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Does anyone else here have the book "The New Pictorial History Of Wrestling" by George Napolitano?

 

There's a picture of Chris Adams with serious wood that my friends and I always used to make fun of.

The bastard in me wants to make a joke tying Chris Adam's wood to him being stiff as a board now....but I can't do it

[Bored 0]

Hmmm I already suggested this is the Spike TV thread but because of this thread I got to thinking this slogan might be better for this forum:

 

TheSmartMarks Forums: We Got Cock!

[Guest Mattdotcom]

(Three years ago)

 

Calebdotcom: Alex Wright always has a boner.

 

Mattdotcom: I've never noticed that before.

 

(Weeks later)

 

Mattdotcom: Oh, my God. He does.

 

(One week later)

 

Mattdotcom: Damnit, Caleb.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Kurt Angle wears a body-hugging spandex singlet. It hugs the crotch, though. I haven't really noticed if he wears a cup or not, but it seems at least some times he doesn't. Doesn't mean he has a boner, it just means he has a crotch.

 

On a related note, I have it on good authority from several girls my age that Kurt has a nice ass.

[Guest My Eyebrow is on fire]

Why do people think Alexis is fine? she have no tittie

[Guest HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

I can't remember who, but I remember a hilarious interview not too long ago with an Indy wrestler who was doing a mixed tag with Alexis Laree and got the boner to end all boners.

 

This was made funnier by the fact that he kept having to do moves and holds with Alexis.

That might have been Greg Matthews. He was fired from GLOOW (Gorgeous Ladies Of Outragous Wrestling, a.k.a. strippers and skany hoes "wrestling") for getting an erection in a match with one of the ladies.

You can't fault a guy for getting a little excited when you have him rolling around with a bunch of girls in the ring.

Especially if it is Alexis.

 

 

 

 

Oh, and Gayest. Thread. Ever.

[Guest AndrewTS]

Oh, and Gayest. Thread. Ever.

 

I disagree.

 

 

Okay, there we go. NOW we're well on our way. Still needs a slashy Yuna post, though.

 

 

I really don't see too much of a problem.

[Guest commie_050]

On a related note, I have it on good authority from several girls my age that Kurt has a nice ass.

You don't need to ask girls to know THAT.

 

I mean ... um, forget it.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

Two posts ago, this was not the gayest thread ever.

 

Now, I don't know.

[Guest TheGame2705]

 

Now if you DON'T think Kurt's atleast carrying a good amount of baggage with him wherever he goes, you're blind.

 

 

"Kurt Angle checks to see if all good wrestlers in WWE have as big of a predicament as he does"

[Guest AndrewTS]

Damn...

 

King Angle, and his scepter.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

What's gayer...the fact that this thread was started? Or that someone actually went out of their way to find pics of Kurt's junk busting through his gear?

[Yuna_Firerose 0]

Nice pic of Stevie there, Andrew Damn Bradshaw straight to hell for being in the pic.

 

The pics aren't hard to find, really. The WWEantasies group has MANY pics of wrestlers, and are starting a seperate group for Kurt. And, yes, it's a gay group, and before anyone asks, I'm not really active in it.

 

I don't think he had a boner, but Christian's green tights on Raw were just a *bit* too tight. I didn't notice that, my mom did.

[Guest treble charged]

It's possible that Angle's wearing a cup there, as that's kind of what it looks like to me.

[Guest LJSexay]

._.x

 

oh my...