You Know You Watch Too Much Wrestling When!!!

[Guest Hybrid420]

I dunno about you guys, but sometimes when im walking in the street and some little kid is running in my direction, I get the urge to big boot them. Also, when ever a guy has his legs crossed sitting down, I get the urge to put him in the figure 4, lol.

[Guest notJames]

… you name your first born son after your favourite wrestler.

 

(Guilty.)

how is young mean mark?

Grrr!!! Little Owen is not amused.

 

[Guest Dr. Wrestlingphysics]

- When you watch "real" sports and think a game would be improved by another team running in and joining team A in a beat down on Team B.

- When you work in a nightclub and refer to the supervisors as maineventers, the barstaff as mid-carders and the glass collecters as jobbers (guilty)

[TheFranchise 0]

And to follow on from the one above...

 

i've split my msn contacts into groups of ME, MC, CW and jobbers...

[Guest Showstoppa Icon]

And to follow on from the one above...

 

i've split my msn contacts into groups of ME, MC, CW and jobbers...

im so stealing that

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

you go somewhere and book an imaginary hardcore match there

 

you find yourself singing someones theme tune without realising it

[Guest Basswitch]

Whenever you hear music you think of how if could be entrance music or be used in a tribute MV.

 

I'm guilty of that. I also

 

Do the mattitude sign all the time, and my friends have no clue what i'm doing.

Want to drop an elbow on my best friend whenever we stretch out before gym.

When people jump off of things i yell.... "he must 30... 40 feet in the air" when he's about 3.

I wrestle with my brother's 5'8" bear all the time.

[Guest Markme123]

Here are a few of the best:

 

1.) You walk into church and high five people in the

pews as you walk down the aisle.

 

2.) You purposely blade yourself while shaving.

 

3.) Every time you see an Elvis impersonator, you ask

for his autograph and get upset when it's not signed

"Honky Tonk Man"

 

4.) You attack your friends from behind with a chair,

and look around the room, waiting for crowd reaction.

 

5.) You shake someone's hand, you pause, and hesitate,

while looking around nervously.

 

6.) You walk up to get your diploma, and the

graduation song is playing, you turn to the audience

and shout "Ooooooh Yeeeaaahhh!" and snap into a Slim

Jim.

 

7.) You won't come out of your room until your

parent's play your theme on the stereo.

 

8.) You Leapfrog over people while playing football,

then turn around, and clothesline them.

 

9.) Every time you go to church you wait for the

priest to quote something from the Book of Austin.

 

10.) Every time you leave a room you shout, "AND

THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, SON!"

 

11.) Everytime you score in a game, you start doing

crotch chops towards your opponent.

 

12.) You want people to leave you alone, you feel up

your chest, and deeply inhale.

 

13.) Every time a teacher's pet passes by your desk,

you mumble "Lousy Babyface," and stick your foot out

to trip him.

 

14.) Every time you walk past someone lying down, you

feel the sudden urge to put them in a Sharpshooter.

 

15.) Every time you come in contact with a roll of

duct tape, you wrap it tightly around your wrist.

 

16.) Your teacher gives you detention, you give them a

Stone Cold Stunner and walk out of class, flashing

your middle fingers.

 

17.) You find yourself carrying a baseball bat, metal

chair, and 2X4 wooden plank around with you everywhere

you go.

 

18.) You hold regularly scheduled matches with your

stuffed animals, including a monthly PPV called "In

Your Room."

 

19.) You make a Championship Belt out of cardboard,

aluminum foil, and glitter and then frequently model

in front of a mirror wearing it.

 

20.) You find yourself spending hours designing ring

props to bring to school to use as this years science

project.

 

21.) You are constantly telling your brothers, sisters

and/or friends to eat their vitamins and say their

prayers and then they can be like you.

 

22.) As soon as someone shakes your hand, you follow

with a boot to their mid-section and immediately go

for an Arm-Bar Submission Hold.

 

23.) You are always getting in trouble for trying to

put a Figure Four Leg Lock on your little brother

and/or sister.

 

24.) You rent a table at the mall for the weekend and

hold an autograph session.

 

25.) You challenge the school bully, telling him he

can't beat you on his best or your worst day. This is

answered by a solid punch in the nose and when all

hell breaks loose, school officials rush in to break

it up.

 

26.) You took you mothers' wig mannequin and painted

"HELP ME" backwards on its forehead and carry it every

place you go.

 

27.) You have to be rushed to the ER because you

swallowed the green dye you were planning on spitting

in a classmates face.

 

28.) You tell your friends you are the neighborhood

"Icon" and demand their respect. They all get pissed

off at you and a feud erupts.

 

29.) You have to pay to fix the top rail you broke off

the wooden deck attempting a Frog Splash onto your

little brother or sister.

 

30.) You refer to your girlfriend as your valet.

 

31.) You spend hours teaching your dog to do a

moonsault off the top of his doghouse.

 

32.) Every time your boss tells you not to present the

proper corporate image, you call him "The dumbest SOB

you have ever met," and hit him with a Stunner.

 

33.) You wont enter a room until the lights go out and

there is a fireworks display.

 

34.) You switch schools swearing that the principal at

your old one screwed you.

 

35.) You ask you girl friend to get pumped up and

master low blows.

 

36.) You smash your mothers sewing dummy in the back

with a folding chair.

 

37.) You lay your little brother or sister on the

kitchen table and do a 450 Splash off the refrigerator

onto him and put him through the table.

 

38.) You refuse to visit any family members unless you

go in a lear jet and a stretch limo.

 

39.) You want four weeks worth of video promos of you

shown to anyone before you meet them for the first

time.

 

40.) You wear white face paint and a long black coat

to school. You rush in and chase 15 of the meanest

kids in school out of the school yard when you see

them pushing three of your friends around.

[Guest MaxPower27]

19.) You make a Championship Belt out of cardboard,

aluminum foil, and glitter and then frequently model

in front of a mirror wearing it.

 

I did that when I was 8. My mom couldn't afford to get me one of the foam titles, so I made one out of a garbage bag with a piece of a cardboard box electrical taped onto it.

 

I made a World, Intercontinental and 2 Tag Team Titles. I still have the Intercontinental. Once I get a scanner, I'll scan the picture.

[Guest C-Bacon]

Me and my friend Jon refer to our group of friends as Main Eventers, Mid Carders and Jobbers.

And in some cases create wrestling type scenarios. IE. Matt gets the girl and thus turns heel , seeting up Jon vs. Matt at the next PPV. stuff like that

[Guest Dmann2000]

You dream about walking into a Used CD/Video store and find a motherload of old and rare Wrestling tapes, which then becomes a nightmare because it's in Europe and youi don't have a European Tape player.

 

And then it really doesn't matter because you wake up and realize that none of it happened

[Garth 0]

I get the urge to do almost all these things, especially yesterday after my french oral exam i knew i'd done well, i walked out of the examination room at started singing "live for the moment" by monster magnet and flashed the version 1 symbol, and then walked to class whistling Angles theme the rest of the way.

[Guest MillenniumMan831]

You dream about walking into a Used CD/Video store and find a motherload of old and rare Wrestling tapes, which then becomes a nightmare because it's in Europe and youi don't have a European Tape player.

 

And then it really doesn't matter because you wake up and realize that none of it happened

Wow, that's almost the dream I had a few days ago. Basically, I go to work and see a cardboard box of 30ish videos on my chair. Unfortunately, I already had all of them. Doh!

 

Then, I woke up.

 

As for Live for the Moment, I do find myself mumbling "You could not pay me enough, you could not pay me enough, you could not . . ." over and over.

[Garth 0]

Heres one i do as well:you own aload of the action figures, but claim there just for display, and actually play with them all the time.

[TheFranchise 0]

And buy the ring, and commentate as you throw savage across the ring, then have a royal rumble, and have bret hart win it cleanly, and have lex luger take a dive to x-pac or bradshaw, just because you thought bret deserved to have that one.

 

yes.

 

not obsessed.