Guest HBK16 Posted April 18, 2003 Report Posted April 18, 2003 Alright so Im driving to my girlfriend's house yesterday. My windows are rolled down. Im actually doing the speeding limit. Well I do in her town cuz cops are dicks around there. Anyways, Im driving and I see this bird flying in my direction on the right side of my car. So hes getting closer and closer and thinking he was going to fly higher to avoid me. Well he doesnt and he ends up flying right through my window. Its going insane flying back and forth running into everything. It was smakcing me in the face. So I start to freak out and try to bat it away disregarding the fact that my hands are still on the steering wheel. So the car hits the curb, jumps it and Im riding on the curb for a few seconds. Other drivers back off of me thinking Im insane. I get my car back in control and I pull up to a red light. All the drivers around me are looking at me. Finally the bird flys out the window again and I notice everyone laughing at me. I swear it was a horrible experiece. I thought I was gonna hit something. After I regained my cool, I laughed about it.
Guest Sandman9000 Posted April 18, 2003 Report Posted April 18, 2003 If people are laughing at you, you should kill them. It ensures that no one will ever laugh at you again. Ever. (It should be noted that Mr. Sandman has been up for 30 consecutive hours at this point and his advice may not be something that you should take.)
Guest HBK16 Posted April 18, 2003 Report Posted April 18, 2003 No damage to my car. I skimmed around for bird shit cuz I knew that bird was just as scared as me.
Guest DawnBTVS Posted April 18, 2003 Report Posted April 18, 2003 Now that's just something you don't encounter very often...PS: Better to try and pull over rather then swinging and endangering yourself and other drivers.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 I have had three near-death experiences...all in the same day. I can't count how many times it's happened otherwise.
Guest Choken One Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 I HAD about 10 of them....All but one were Car related...
Guest tank_abbott Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 I guess the Bird missed the last Feathered Friend Union meeting /Seinfeld reference
Guest SmarkySmark Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 So did your life flash before your eyes?
Guest El Satanico Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 I'm sorry but the only thing i can think of after reading that story is...to laugh my ass off ahahaha...a bird flew INTO your car...then you and the bird are both going batshit insane...the mental image that makes is so damn hilarious... But seriously...muaahaha...no really...seriously...I've been a few "holy shit we're gonna die" incidents related with cars... ahahaha...A BIRD...IN THE CAR...ahaha
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 I had a similar thing happen with some fireworks once.
Guest HBK16 Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 I'm sorry but the only thing i can think of after reading that story is...to laugh my ass off ahahaha...a bird flew INTO your car...then you and the bird are both going batshit insane...the mental image that makes is so damn hilarious... But seriously...muaahaha...no really...seriously...I've been a few "holy shit we're gonna die" incidents related with cars... ahahaha...A BIRD...IN THE CAR...ahaha Its all good. I am laughing about it now and so if everyone I tell it to.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 HBK...this is what you get for owning a Honda...
Guest Mole Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 That is scary, but funny at the same time. If that was me, I would of shit my pants.
Guest HBK16 Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 HBK...this is what you get for owning a Honda... I was driving my mom's Lancer though. Thought the bird would have more respect for a Lancer.
Guest evilhomer Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 I've always watched birds do that diving shit in front of cars and wondered if it's some kind of "extreme sports" for birds. I had something like that happen to me once with a hornet. I pulled over and killed the little bugger and moved on. Remember when in doubt, unless you've got a huge truck in behind you, the safest thing to do is pull over and stop. BTW, check your tires and alignment. The alignment will probably be off, and you may have a bump on one of your tires. This could lead to more serious problems later on.
Guest WhenDanSaysJump Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 *Once swallowed a fly and began choking on that little insectoid fucker while driving at high speed*
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 I had a bird fly into my open window once, fotunately it slammed into my back window and broke it's neck, saving me any inconvinence that I most likely could not have tolerated.
Guest EQ Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Sorry, but that is freaking hilarious. Anyway, I was driving to school today, and I'm passing a truck... the asshole tries to merge into my lane with me still there. I floored it and was able to get ahead of him before he hit my car. Stupid truck
Guest Choken One Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Hey, Man Sorry about that...But Us MEN whom drive Trucks OWN the road... When you see us...BACK THE FUCK OFF!
Guest HBK16 Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 I hate when people dont look before they change lanes. I cant even count the times when someone has tried to change lanes when I was already there. Dumb ass drivers.
Guest tank_abbott Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 I almost died once, and some people on this board still harass me about it...
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 What happened that caused you to *almost* die, hmm?
Guest DawnBTVS Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 He swallowed a fly, choking while driving at high speed...oh, wait that was WhenDanSaysJump *snickers*
Guest tank_abbott Posted April 30, 2003 Report Posted April 30, 2003 What happened that caused you to *almost* die, hmm? Ask around, others will let you in on the secret
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