Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, after a week and a half of wondering, I opened the new Goldberg WWF magazine and was ALERTED~! It's his HOUSE~! Yes, this raving lunatic freak show actually calls his house that. An apparently, he fills the place up with garbage and sculpts them or something. In fact, instead of a mailbox or address, you get a scary ass 80 foot sculpture to scare the bejeezus out of you. And he spends hs free time painting this place and digging in the dirt. And apparently he bakes a mighty fine chocolate cake, for those wondering. He scares the shit out of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted April 19, 2003 "Athletically, he resembles Julius Erving and Barry Sanders, men who might not have won the most championships, but who were innovative and graceful competitors who brought their respective sports to the next evolutionary stage." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 19, 2003 "Before there was Mattitude, before there was Imagi-Nation..." So before he split up with Matt, he was either homeless or lived with Matt? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted April 19, 2003 "Before there was Mattitude, before there was Imagi-Nation..." So before he split up with Matt, he was either homeless or lived with Matt? Touche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 19, 2003 "Athletically, he resembles Julius Erving and Barry Sanders, men who might not have won the most championships, but who were innovative and graceful competitors who brought their respective sports to the next evolutionary stage." Man, these shills certainly try hard to spin things into positives. I thought he was just a ex-bump freak whose wrestling quality declined drastically and now resembles a drug addict. Imagi-Nation sounds like it should be a stable of Jeff, another painted up weirdo, and Brutis Beefcake all dressing like rainbow warriors. Does this mean that Jeff will be joining Evilution? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre Geez--a WWE article on HHH would likely send a smark into convulsions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Two columns later there's an article on Nathan Jones. ... and it's called "NATHAN JONES EXPOSED!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre If you put those people together you'd get one messed up human being, so I guess it's a partial truth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre If you put those people together you'd get one messed up human being, so I guess it's a partial truth. Well, aren't at least 3 of those known drug users? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CED Ordonez Report post Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre If you put those people together you'd get one messed up human being, so I guess it's a partial truth. Well, aren't at least 3 of those known drug users? Exactly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cawthon777 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, this raving lunatic freak show actually calls his house that. See, I just assumed it was one of those cults where everyone drinks a lot of spiked Kool-Aid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yuna_Firerose 0 Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Two columns later there's an article on Nathan Jones. ... and it's called "NATHAN JONES EXPOSED!" And in the column about Jazz, there's a Stevie/Victoria pic that I wish I had a scanner for. I haven't read the article yet, but I'm sure it'll be more entertaining than 'Scary Faces=MAIN-EVENT MATERIAL~!' Goldberg. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 19, 2003 No, just confusing as hell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted April 19, 2003 mmm...chocolate caaake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Your Olympic Hero Report post Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre don't forget Richard Simmons and Mr. T Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CanadianChick Report post Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre Jesus. How do they compare him to these guys exactly? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ravenbomb Report post Posted April 19, 2003 by saying 'Jeff is a black british guy who plays the trumpet and dabbles in dentestry' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest El Satanico Report post Posted April 19, 2003 by saying 'Jeff is a black british guy who plays the trumpet and dabbles in dentestry' No way...that can't be accurate...I just can't see Jeffrey doing dentistry...he just doesn't seem to be the type. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Showstoppa Icon Report post Posted April 19, 2003 by saying 'Jeff is a black british guy who plays the trumpet and dabbles in dentestry' No way...that can't be accurate...I just can't see Jeffrey doing dentistry...he just doesn't seem to be the type. i can see that....jeff strung out on a dentists chair, dental tools sticking out of his arm, strung out on novacaine. Hed probably make a sculpture of some kind in someones mouth w/ metal from some1s braces. I can see it now, Raw Tag Team Champions- Isaac Yankem and Jeff Hardy DDS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, after a week and a half of wondering, I opened the new Goldberg WWF magazine and was ALERTED~! It's his HOUSE~! Yes, this raving lunatic freak show actually calls his house that. Can you say "Neverland Ranch"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, after a week and a half of wondering, I opened the new Goldberg WWF magazine and was ALERTED~! It's his HOUSE~! Yes, this raving lunatic freak show actually calls his house that. Can you say "Neverland Ranch"? Somehow I can't see Jeff Hardy touching little kids. Maybe Rey Mysterio but not little kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jobber of the Week Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, I know. But I can't help but keep drawing comparisons between Michael Jackson and Jeff Hardy... They're JUST... TOO... SIMILAR. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, I know. But I can't help but keep drawing comparisons between Michael Jackson and Jeff Hardy... They're JUST... TOO... SIMILAR. Oh come on. Jeff Hardy isn't that pale. When he becomes as pale as Jacko I'll agree to the similarities. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 19, 2003 In a few years he'll be more like Tito... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Completely forgotten??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 19, 2003 When I first saw the title of this thread, I was hoping it was the name of the new Teddy Long Stable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FeArHaVoC Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Jeff Hardy is really the kid from the 1994, Michael Jackson child molestation scandal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, after a week and a half of wondering, I opened the new Goldberg WWF magazine and was ALERTED~! It's his HOUSE~! You had me thinking Goldberg was sculpting trash and baking chocolate cakes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AndrewTS Report post Posted April 19, 2003 Completely forgotten??? Yeah, and only remembered as use for a punchline because his brother remains famous. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
