Guest Anglesault Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, after a week and a half of wondering, I opened the new Goldberg WWF magazine and was ALERTED~! It's his HOUSE~! Yes, this raving lunatic freak show actually calls his house that. An apparently, he fills the place up with garbage and sculpts them or something. In fact, instead of a mailbox or address, you get a scary ass 80 foot sculpture to scare the bejeezus out of you. And he spends hs free time painting this place and digging in the dirt. And apparently he bakes a mighty fine chocolate cake, for those wondering. He scares the shit out of me.
Guest The Superstar Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 "Athletically, he resembles Julius Erving and Barry Sanders, men who might not have won the most championships, but who were innovative and graceful competitors who brought their respective sports to the next evolutionary stage."
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 "Before there was Mattitude, before there was Imagi-Nation..." So before he split up with Matt, he was either homeless or lived with Matt?
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 "Before there was Mattitude, before there was Imagi-Nation..." So before he split up with Matt, he was either homeless or lived with Matt? Touche.
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 "Athletically, he resembles Julius Erving and Barry Sanders, men who might not have won the most championships, but who were innovative and graceful competitors who brought their respective sports to the next evolutionary stage." Man, these shills certainly try hard to spin things into positives. I thought he was just a ex-bump freak whose wrestling quality declined drastically and now resembles a drug addict. Imagi-Nation sounds like it should be a stable of Jeff, another painted up weirdo, and Brutis Beefcake all dressing like rainbow warriors. Does this mean that Jeff will be joining Evilution?
Guest Anglesault Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre Geez--a WWE article on HHH would likely send a smark into convulsions.
Guest The Superstar Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Two columns later there's an article on Nathan Jones. ... and it's called "NATHAN JONES EXPOSED!"
Guest CED Ordonez Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre If you put those people together you'd get one messed up human being, so I guess it's a partial truth.
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre If you put those people together you'd get one messed up human being, so I guess it's a partial truth. Well, aren't at least 3 of those known drug users?
Guest CED Ordonez Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre If you put those people together you'd get one messed up human being, so I guess it's a partial truth. Well, aren't at least 3 of those known drug users? Exactly.
cawthon777 Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, this raving lunatic freak show actually calls his house that. See, I just assumed it was one of those cults where everyone drinks a lot of spiked Kool-Aid.
Yuna_Firerose Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Two columns later there's an article on Nathan Jones. ... and it's called "NATHAN JONES EXPOSED!" And in the column about Jazz, there's a Stevie/Victoria pic that I wish I had a scanner for. I haven't read the article yet, but I'm sure it'll be more entertaining than 'Scary Faces=MAIN-EVENT MATERIAL~!' Goldberg.
Guest Your Olympic Hero Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre don't forget Richard Simmons and Mr. T
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 They also equate him with Isaac Asimov, Stephen King, Pul McCartney, Louis Armstrong and Dr. Dre Jesus. How do they compare him to these guys exactly?
Guest Ravenbomb Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 by saying 'Jeff is a black british guy who plays the trumpet and dabbles in dentestry'
Guest El Satanico Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 by saying 'Jeff is a black british guy who plays the trumpet and dabbles in dentestry' No way...that can't be accurate...I just can't see Jeffrey doing dentistry...he just doesn't seem to be the type.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 by saying 'Jeff is a black british guy who plays the trumpet and dabbles in dentestry' No way...that can't be accurate...I just can't see Jeffrey doing dentistry...he just doesn't seem to be the type. i can see that....jeff strung out on a dentists chair, dental tools sticking out of his arm, strung out on novacaine. Hed probably make a sculpture of some kind in someones mouth w/ metal from some1s braces. I can see it now, Raw Tag Team Champions- Isaac Yankem and Jeff Hardy DDS
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, after a week and a half of wondering, I opened the new Goldberg WWF magazine and was ALERTED~! It's his HOUSE~! Yes, this raving lunatic freak show actually calls his house that. Can you say "Neverland Ranch"?
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, after a week and a half of wondering, I opened the new Goldberg WWF magazine and was ALERTED~! It's his HOUSE~! Yes, this raving lunatic freak show actually calls his house that. Can you say "Neverland Ranch"? Somehow I can't see Jeff Hardy touching little kids. Maybe Rey Mysterio but not little kids.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, I know. But I can't help but keep drawing comparisons between Michael Jackson and Jeff Hardy... They're JUST... TOO... SIMILAR.
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, I know. But I can't help but keep drawing comparisons between Michael Jackson and Jeff Hardy... They're JUST... TOO... SIMILAR. Oh come on. Jeff Hardy isn't that pale. When he becomes as pale as Jacko I'll agree to the similarities.
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 In a few years he'll be more like Tito...
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 When I first saw the title of this thread, I was hoping it was the name of the new Teddy Long Stable.
Guest FeArHaVoC Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Jeff Hardy is really the kid from the 1994, Michael Jackson child molestation scandal.
Guest pinnacleofallthingsmanly Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Yes, after a week and a half of wondering, I opened the new Goldberg WWF magazine and was ALERTED~! It's his HOUSE~! You had me thinking Goldberg was sculpting trash and baking chocolate cakes.
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 19, 2003 Report Posted April 19, 2003 Completely forgotten??? Yeah, and only remembered as use for a punchline because his brother remains famous.
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