Guest ViciousFish Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 I was flipping through my Bodyslams day calender today and it has a ton of great liners and I had to pick out a couple of my favorites. Mick Foley- It don't really matter whether you win or lose, it's how you maim the Game! Hardcore Holly to Crash- Just because you lost the title, you can't get a girlfriend,a nd you still collect Beanie Babies, doesn't make you any less of a man. and the greatest....... Kurt to 'Taker- You have a spiffy little bike and some really scary tattoos, but I don't think you have any gold medals.
Guest Showstoppa Icon Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 brings back a great quote from the taker-angle feud Kurt: "as they say on the streets...."MY BAD""
Guest bob_barron Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Angle: Excuse my language- but that's a load of BUNK!
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 I miss the 3 I's. They were a great heel gimmick that made you wanna gut him.
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 "I tear my quadrecep all the time! Heck, I tore it this morning, and I'm fine!" - Kurt Angle on HHH returning from his injury after eight months away. "A lock of my hair went on Ebay for $50. Shipping and handling not included." -Edge "Well Kurt, I'm gonna say something that you don't hear very much, but it's a date." Edge "It doesn't make you bad losing to Rob Van Dam... it just makes you like everybody else." I'll think of more later....
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 "Well Kurt, I'm gonna say something that you don't hear very much, but it's a date." Edge Did people ever treat Kurt with anything close to respect? HHH and Foley pretended to cry for like 15 minutes, Benoit stuck his medals down his pants and Vince had the Angle/Lesnar feud booked
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 "Well Kurt, I'm gonna say something that you don't hear very much, but it's a date." Edge Did people ever treat Kurt with anything close to respect? HHH and Foley pretended to cry for like 15 minutes, Benoit stuck his medals down his pants and Vince had the Angle/Lesnar feud booked Another Kurt insult (courtesy of Edge): "Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, how do I tell you? Your Olympic gold medal win was inspiring, it was uplifting, but more importantly it was *six* years ago."
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Almost as good as "X-Pac 1998 called and they want your gimmick back" or something along those lines. That can't be exactly it....doesn't seem quite right.
LaParkaYourCar Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 "I promise not to Billy Gunn this King of the Ring Championship" or something like that.
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 The ConquistaHardyz was pretty cool. I'll admit to being at least a little bit shocked when Jeff went down to an Unprettier from the Conquistadors but who was suprised by The ConquistaHardyz. But it did give us our first 'Jimmy Legs' reference.
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Almost as good as "X-Pac 1998 called and they want your gimmick back" or something along those lines. That can't be exactly it....doesn't seem quite right. It was "Oh and by the way, 1998 called and they're sick and tired of you, so feel free to join us in the year 2001 anytime."
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Shane to Vince: You will eat lightning and crap thunder! UT to Angle: I'm going to kick your teeth so far down your throat that you can chew your own ass out for pissin' me off. Most everything heel Rock was a SCREECH, although having had that horse beaten so much, looking at his old stuff now doesn't seem so funny. Edge: Now for the benefit of those with flash photography, we have a new.. FIVE SECOND POSE!
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 "The only reason anybody bought your book in the first place is they were hoping you would die at the end of it!" Jericho to Mick Foley
Guest Austin3164life Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Austin to Gorilla Monsoon- "I got a big buncha bannanas, an' I can tell you where ta stick each 'n every one of them!!" JR (yes, JR)- "The Rock just shoved Billy Gunn's face inta that large woman's ASS~!"
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Aw jesus. I forgot about the one when Holly thought he was a super heavyweight and kept goading the Hardys and Gangrel to step on the scale. He referred to Jeff as Karen Carpenter and called Gangrel "Count Fatass"
Guest eiker_ir Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 The Rock at the Rumble 2000 ''Well there may be two people who may give the Rock trouble in the RR. Number one is....Crash Holly. Numer two....Headbanger Mosh. If the Rock can get rid of those two, then he MIGHT have a chance of winning the RR''
Guest bob_barron Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Austin: Hugh Morrus. What? Is that supposed to be humorous?
Guest TheBlurricane Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 "I'm bi a lot of things, but lingual is not one of them.........did I just say that?" - HHH
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Test (yes Test) to Shane O'Mac- You couldn't kick my ass if the other half was helping.
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 This isn't a one liner, but still hilarious (from the night after WM 16 talking to Hardyz and about Dudleyz too): Edge: "Hey - don't hang those heads, guys - pick those chins up, young bucks. YOU did a great *JOB* last night." Christian: "There's no shame in being (makes the 'gun' hand signal) SECOND best - or even (makes 3D sign) THIRD best, for that matter."
Guest TheBlurricane Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 "Well I got 13 words for DX...how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" - Mankind at SummerSlam '98
Guest eiker_ir Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 this was during a match not a promo ''i will break you like a twinky!'' - Edge
Guest CanadianChick Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 The Edge one is great (I had to include HHH's part for it to make sense). Funny how I'm the one coming up with alot of Edge ones. Shocking, isn't it? · HHH "You know - while I admire your...guts and bravado...to come out here and get in my face - why don't you go back and win a couple o' world titles before you decide to jump on The Game. All right, pal?" · Edge "Well, I guess I could take the Triple H way to the top - marry the boss' daughter and sleep my way to the world championship, couldn't I?"
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 "Well I got 13 words for DX...how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" - Mankind at SummerSlam '98 I can't stop laughing...OMG!
Guest Austin3164life Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Austin: Hugh Morrus. What? Is that supposed to be humorous?
Guest Tod deKindes Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 More recently there was a Lumberjack match with RVD against maybe Triple H, and the 'jacks had leather straps. While the heels let loose on RVD, I remember Chris Jericho simply staying behind them and playing cheerleader: "Whip him! Whip his ass!!". Not a one liner, I know, but still cute.
Guest ViciousFish Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Gorilla Monsson to Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan- "If you keep quiet, no one will know how stupid you are" Mankind talking about the Rock and Sock Connection- "Rock is the front end, Mankind is the rear end-but not just any rear end. Mankind is the people's rear end. How is it he could totally slam himself and still end up more over after the promo? Eddie Guerrero on Rikishi- "Where the hell is Samoa? Do you know? Does anybody know?"
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 20, 2003 Report Posted April 20, 2003 Lawler: "She'a a butterface. I like everything about her but her face." Heenan: "How long you been married sir?" Guy: "21 years." Heenan: "You know you could have killed her on your honeymoon and you'd be out by now." Kurt talking to Taka and Funaki after winning KOTR "I am King Kurt. Which is similar to your emperor or 'head ninja.'" I almost pissed myself at that
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