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Guest Lil Naitch
Posted (edited)

"I got my Hurri-powers, Bitch!"

-Hurricane to the Rock

"Just Bring it, Bitch!"

-Rock to Goldberg

 

And another recent Hurricane quote:

HHH: "Why the hell are you even getting involved in this!"

Hurricane: "Because I stand for truth and justice, bi-atch!"

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Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted
"The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!"

 

-Howard Finkel

It loses all it's oomph without "with a sixty minute time limit!"

Guest Askewniverse
Posted

(Raven has challenged Kurt Angle to a match):

Angle: "You're challenging me?"

Raven: "Oh, yeah."

Angle: "I'll face you in any kind of match that you want, buddy."

Raven: "Fine. ECW rules, then."

Angle: "Fine. Oh, and by the way, ECW doesn't rule, the WWF rules, pal!"

 

(After HHH has challenged Kurt Angle):

Edge: "Kurt, don't worry about it. Just go out there, kick the snot out of his never-ending nose, and afterwards, we'll all have cake!"

Christian: "Yeah! Cake is the body that rocks the party!"

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

one day...I just want the Rock to be like

 

"Everybody 3 Count...1 2 3!" and mock the Hurricane......

I'd mark out...

 

and then for Hurricane to best out "if ya smell" or "Finally..." or something

Guest CoreyLazarus416
Posted

Dude...if ANYBODY made the 3Count reference to Hurricane in a skit...I'd splooge myself...

 

**HUGE 3Count mark**

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

[Cartman] Ewww...Laz splooge [/Cartman]

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted

MORE Chris Jericho in WCW (Thanks to my TREASURED CJ-WCW comp):

 

- (Referring to Dean Malenko retiring) And a Mmmm Bop, it's gone! Thank you!

 

- CJ: Everybody here knows that . . . (to Penzer) where are we?

Penzer: Columbus, GA

CJ: That Columbia, Georgia is my favorite town!

 

- (To Konnan) Pull up your pants, cause your drawers are hanging OUT, Daddio!

 

- (To Goldberg) You're not strong enough, you're not tough enough, and everyone knows you're just too GREEN to beat Jericho!

 

- (Regarding the prestige of the TV Title) If you're watching TV right now, I am your champion . . . If you like to stuff potato chips down your mouth and watch the boob tube, I am your champion . . . If you're married to the remote control you're married to Chris Jericho . . . and if you like to channel surf, you're surfing with me, Hang Ten DADDIO!!! (Used to be my sig)

 

- (Regarding Dean Malenko's Retirement) It's kind of a good news, bad news thing. The bad news is that Dean's definitely retired. But the good news is that he applied for a job at Harry's Burgers, and if he gets the job, I'll let you know.

 

- And FINALLY . . . 1,004 Holds!

1. Armdrag

2. ArmBAR

3. Moss Covered Three-Handled Family Crundenza

4. ArmBAR

5. Saskatchuwan Spinning Nervehold

8. (Skipped 6 and 7) ArmBAR

9. Shooting Star Staple Super Press

10. Right Handed Punch

(Commercial Break)

712. ArmBAR

713. ?The Progressive Lock?

714. The Canadian . . . (The dastardly Nitro music/pyro drown him out, Dammit!)

723. The Jericho Screwdriver Twist

(Prince Iaukea's music hits and CJ's microphone doesn't work, Double Dammit!)

805. Super Blizzard

(Prince Imokeauyourokeaya ruins everything by shooing CJ out of the ring)

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted
"The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall!"

 

-Howard Finkel

It loses all it's oomph without "with a sixty minute time limit!"

The winner of this bout . . . And NEWWWWWWW . . .

Guest eiker_ir
Posted

- Trish: ''you know who looks reaaaally great in lingerie?''

 

- Foley: ''.....Pat Patterson?''

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Vince - "Ring the bell...ring the damn bell"

 

Vince - "It was ME, Austin...it was ME ALL ALONG"

 

Vince - "Watch...I can make it do tricks"

 

Vince - "Tonight...In THIS VERY RING..."

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted

JR KOTR98 - (After Sable slaps Patterson for patting her ass) Pat Patterson getting a little liberal with unfamiliar territory.

Guest eiker_ir
Posted

Rock to Hurricane...

 

''the Scorpion King tonight, live in Cleveland, he's gonna bring his X ray vision, night vision, heat vision..cable vision''

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

"Who in the GREEN Hell are you?!" - Rock to Hurricane

Guest eiker_ir
Posted

the Rock answering to Goldberg's challenge for a match at Backlash...

 

'' well simply put! in front of you, and the millions and millions of the Rock fans!.....naaah......''

Posted
the Rock answering to Goldberg's challenge for a match at Backlash...

 

'' well simply put! in front of you, and the millions and millions of the Rock fans!.....naaah......''

I love how Rock exits the ring after that, not even looking at Goldberg. Cracks me up every time.

 

This thread has brought back some great memories.

Guest MillenniumMan831
Posted
the Rock answering to Goldberg's challenge for a match at Backlash...

 

'' well simply put! in front of you, and the millions and millions of the Rock fans!.....naaah......''

I love how Rock exits the ring after that, not even looking at Goldberg. Cracks me up every time.

 

This thread has brought back some great memories.

Then the way he uttered "The Rock says NO!" at the crowd after exiting the ring.

Guest wildpegasus
Posted

Does anyone remember the time Kurt Angle interviewed the Rock putting together various pieces of past Rock interviews together? I can't remember any quotes from that but I imagine there has to be a few classic ones there. Anyone remember any?

Guest eiker_ir
Posted

that was from the Heat before No Mercy 2000

 

the best was just whenever Kurt was ralking they showed the Rock just sitting there without speaking looking like an idiot

Guest eiker_ir
Posted

ok just watched it

 

talking about who ran over Austin

 

- KA: '' what was the first thing that went trough your mind when you witness this?''

 

- Rock: ''well, when the Rock saw it The Rock tough, um he might be hurt...um...uh...the Rock better go take a shower now so he can go eat''

Guest eiker_ir
Posted

more...

 

- KA: '' i can't beleive you call yourself the people's champion after behavior like this!''

 

*rock smiles and waves at the camera like an idiot*

 

- KA: '' settle down mister...''

Guest DerangedHermit
Posted

"The Rock has come back to Toron....Toront...to run his mouth all your candy asses!" or something like that

 

"The Rock has come back to Se-at...Se-at...see all of the people show appreciation to The Rock!"

Guest bob_barron
Posted

Stronger then bear/faster then a buck/the biggest thing hit to Canada-

 

cause the Maple Leafs SUCK

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

the whole exchange of the Rock challenging Jeff Hardy...

 

 

Edge - "This totally reeks of heinousity" or something to that effect

Guest Stunt Granny
Posted

"Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!"

Guest The Tino Standard
Posted

Two of the finest comebacks to the "What?" chants...

 

Hogan... 'cha gonna do?

 

and the Undertaker's immortal: "Go ahead and say 'What' one more time if you like to sleep with your mother."

 

and my other Austin favorite from his '01 heel run: "... right here tonight in Cincinnati (crowd goes crazy) ... You say that like you're proud to live in this CESSPOOL." (Crowd gets suitably pissed after that)

Guest eiker_ir
Posted

that was pretty funny how he kept repeating the same thing

 

*beats the rock up*

 

"Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!"

 

*leave him in the ambulance*

 

"Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!"

 

*goes to get in the truck but right before*

 

"Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!"

 

*while in the truck*

 

"Hollywood's gonna lay the smack down on his crippled ass nWo style~!"

 

 

etc etc etc

Guest Stunt Granny
Posted

"Sunny keep making making passes and looking at Owen Hart, BUT HE'S MINE!!!!!.......he's under contract to me I mean." Jim Cornett

 

"You don't have to yell at me Schavonie I'm not blind." (I use that one time to time.)

Guest Jobber of the Week
Posted

Edge & Christian trying to get out of defending their tag titles by claiming illness, and always doing singles matches:

 

Edge: What can we think of this time?

Christian: Uh... How about an STD?

Edge: Yeah! STDs RULE! (high-five)

Christian: Yeah they do!

Foley: I heard that! (chastizes them, books match) And by the way, STDs do NOT rule!

 

I also love the one where Foley gives Christian the San Diego Chicken outfit, talks about how Kurt Angle used it to train for the Olympics, and later Angle walks up and deadpans "Oh, my chicken suit!"

 

(Pre-Invasion, Austin/Angle/Vince guitar scene)

Angle: Could you move a little?

(Austin moves INTO Kurt)

Angle: No, the other way.. Thanks. (strums guitar a little)

Austin: AHEMCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH.

Angle: .... *strums, goes into terrible Jimmy Cracks Corn song, Vince leaves*

Austin: Kurt... Kurt... Kurt! KURT!

Angle: What?

Austin: What the hell do you think you're doing?

Angle: Cheering up Vince.

Austin: Who?

Angle: Vince!

Austin: Where is he?

Angle: (looks around)

Austin: You scared him off! You suck!

Angle: Well you weren't any better!

Austin: That's a lie! I'm the greatest! (to Debra) Tell him I'm great!!

Debra: Ah...

Austin: EXACTLY!

Guest The Amazing Rando
Posted

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

The weather was warm, not a trace of snow

As The Rock got ready to whoop Chris Jericho

Jericho's claim to be the best The Rock has found quite brutal

Clearly, Chris Jericho is a man who has no strudel

"I am a living legend", Y2J would sing

As he trembled with fear, heading into the People's Ring

And faster, faster than Scrooge saw the ghost of Christmas past

The Rock hit the People's Ring and whooped Y2J's ass

It seemed quite certain the title would switch

As The Rock made Chris Jericho his own punkass bitch

And after The Rock pinned Chris Jericho 1-2-3

Stood over his limp body in victory

The Rock grabbed the mic and told everyone in sight

Merry Christmas to all...

- The Rock's Night Before Christmas -

 

The most dominating force in the WWF. That's alot of big talk for a couple of guys who have had the Tag Team titles a total of five days. Math time fellas. You have been the Tag Team champions once. We have been the Tag Team champions seven times. Oh yeah, so technically that makes us seven times better than you.

- Edge to Kane and Undertaker -

 

I think especially after tonight that your favourite letter is the letter 'P'.

- Jericho to Regal after he 'peed' in his teapot -

Well, The Rock could just imagine what you were like in high school.

The oldest 27 year old Senior the world has ever seen.

Standing out in front of your house with your mama.

And that short, little, yellow bus pulling up in front.

Meep meep….meep meep….meep meep.

You just walk in off the bus going to class, getting inside the classroom,

teacher up on the blackboard “Okay, class. What is 2 + 2? Do you know Booker? “

”Oh yeah, I know the answer to that. 2 + 2…Thomas Jefferson, sucka.”

- The Rock to Booker T -

 

Nobody spills my milk.

- Kurt Angle to the Hurricane

Guest RollingSambos
Posted

"One of these days, I'm gonna look down at your grave, and it's gonna say, "Here lies Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the face of the Earth, and the reason he's layin' here is because STEVE AUSTIN whipped his pink and black ass", and that's the bottom line...'cause Stone Cold said so!" - Steve Austin, April 1997

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