Guest Lightning Flik Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 (edited) Ok people~! What's your best squash match you've ever had or whom you've skooled? Mine was just recently in SYM. I was playing as Batista and just took Randy Orton to skool. I gave him brief flashes of hope, but brought the match back to reality Biatch (that's HHH) style by not only destroying Orton, but using his own finisher to do him in. Edited April 21, 2003 by Lightning Flik
Guest Renegade Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 No mercy, I was Kurt Angle, my brother was the Rock. Lets just say I beat his ass so badly I pinned him for three using a belly to belly.
Guest Memphis Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Super Fire Prowrestling X Premium... Jun Akiyama (me) vs Antonio Inoki. I slam the piece of shit around for a few minutes. He doesn't touch me once. I miss a dropkick, he pins me...AND GETS A THREE COUNT. I tried my heart out to get out of the damn pin as well, i was shocked. Fuckin' prick. M
Guest Insane Bump Machine Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 SYM, Last match in Season Mode. The one where the opponent has five finishers ready at the beginning of the match. I'm Kurt Angle. Here's the play-by-play: WWE Championship Hell in a Cell Kurt Angle vs. The Undertaker - Kurt goes for a clothesline, UT ducks and hits the Last Ride. 1-2-3, it's over. DUD.
Guest MaxPower27 Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 My awesome No Mercy match at Royal Rumble. Chris Benoit (me) v. Triple H Bell rings, I charge HHH and hit a clothesline. He punches me in the nuts and hits a roll-up for 3.
Guest R2DFooster McSockman Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Kurt goes for a clothesline, UT ducks and hits the Last Ride. 1-2-3, it's over. DUD. Wrestling video games have reached new heights of realism! Putting the analogue stick on your opponent's controller a little off center upon startup and proceeding to beat them with a single clothesline while they wonder why they're taunting in the N64 THQ games was always fun.
Guest KanadianKrusty Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Fire Pro D DDP (me) vs. Kiyoshi Tamura I tapped to one of his 25465 arm submissions after like 13 seconds. DUD
Guest areacode212 Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Last night, playing Fire Pro 2, in the Iron Man Royal Rumble mode. Mike Awesome (me) vs. 3 other wrestlers, one of whom was Trish Stratus. Trish fucking kicked my ass, and hit the bulldog like 3 times. I was the first one eliminated. I was listening to Wrestling Observer Live, so I was distracted, but still...how embarrassing.
Guest crandamaniac Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 HHH v.s Spike Dudley. I had just come off a brutal match with Kane and I was pissed, so Spike became the sacrificial lamb. I hit him with every move in the book. Kick Wham Pedigree and it's over.
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 WCW Revenge: I forget who the wrestlers were, but a I won with a clothesline and a camel clutch--tapped out right away. That was the entire match.
Guest AndrewTS Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 HHH v.s Spike Dudley. I had just come off a brutal match with Kane and I was pissed, so Spike became the sacrificial lamb. I hit him with every move in the book. Kick Wham Pedigree and it's over. That isn't too far-fetched to see on Raw.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 I'm a big fan of Kane vs. Women steel cage matches in No Mercy. Bleed bitch!
Guest Mattdotcom Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 WCW/nWo Revenge: Chris Benoit/Chris Jericho vs Hulk Hogan/Eric Bischoff That was obviously a few years ago...
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Okay... SD2! I'm Matt Hardy...and I'm fighting Billy Gunn in a falls count anywhere match... so I have him back in the restaurant thing and I'm doing some good damage...only thing he's hit on me were crappy Jackhammers and suplexs...I put him on the table and powerbomb him through it...then pick him up and go for my finisher...and HE KICKS OUT...he then proceeds to stand up...Jackhammer me for like the 50th time and when I stand up he has his little finisher flashing so he hits the Famasser and pins me... that was my first loss in SD2... I whooped his ass only giving him those two moves (jackhammer and suplex) to which he didn't hit many of either...and he got some punches and kicks off...but I was hitting him with everything... God I hate Billy Gunn...
Guest CED Ordonez Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 My personal CAW and my Keiji Muto CAW giving Fred Durst 4 straight Shining Wizards for the pin. That was the entire match.
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 oh...and for a hardcore squash... I beat Val Venis in a ladder match in SD2 in 23 seconds climb out the ring...grab the ladder...climb back in the ring...knock Val outside with the ladder...set it up...climb...WIN... it was great
Guest Lightning Flik Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 (edited) A squashing that happened to me. Apparently I must've answered one of those question thingies wrong that you get asked before you defend your championship as I gave Rocky a Smack. I had held the title from the PPV after KoR till the last some other PPV. I was playing as my CAW, Countdown. So this is the match. I miss punch, and do the little twirly thingy, Rock hits the Rock Bottom, pin and it's done in 8 seconds. DUD. So I proceedingly lost my Undisputed title thanks to a single move. ERAGH~! I HATE ROCKY~!\ Yet, if he actually shows up tonight on RAW, I'll cheer him on. Edited April 21, 2003 by Lightning Flik
Guest The Amazing Rando Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Yet, if he actually shows up tonight on RAW, I'll cheer him on. he'll show up...it's The Rock Concert II~!
Guest Lightning Flik Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 Yet, if he actually shows up tonight on RAW, I'll cheer him on. he'll show up...it's The Rock Concert II~! I know he will, I'm just saying.
Guest the 1inch punch Posted April 21, 2003 Report Posted April 21, 2003 on the flipside, I'm now so good at WCW/NWO Revenge I can beat people as benoit in under 30 seconds
Guest papacita Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 As Panther (my CAW) in SYM, I destroyed Edge in like 30 seconds in season mode. The whole match was basically running dropkick, clothesline, German, German, 450. He got no offense in on me. I always loved Super Wrestlemania for SNES back in the day when a wrestler (usually Jake Roberts) missed a flying elbow, allowing me to easily pin him.
Rendclaw Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 The ultimate squash happened saturday against a friend of mine.... he's a button smasher as until today he didn;t even have his own copy of SYM, but he made a skinny little goth wrestler named Darkchilde and gave him Tajiri's moveset... anyway, he got me in about five cross-armbreakers after knocking me down... he didn't even have half his smackdown meter full.... I go for a finisher and he countered out of it and got in a sixth, and my CAW tapped out! Dammit, I was PISSED....
Guest papacita Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Oh, my favorite fluke. Joanie Laurer (me) Vs Maven, Vs Eddy Vs Tajiri (I think) in a 4 way escape only cage match. The bell sounds, I go at Maven, Tajiri kicks Eddy, poses, and Eddy calmly walks out of the cage. Whole match.
Guest Breetai Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 SD2, Mick Foley v. Vince Mcmahon. Clothesline, claw, tapout.
Guest Jobber of the Week Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 SYM: As Kurt Angle, Beat up on Ric Flair when he offered me a switch to Raw. Fight Steve Austin with Flair as special Referee. I give Steve one suplex, then go for the pin. Flair counts to 3 with no kickout. Match ends in less than 10 seconds.
Guest benoitrulz4life Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 When a friend of mine was Vovchanchyn in Fire Pro Wrestling D and he knocked out Kazuyuki Fujita in about 20 seconds with a Russian Hook. And another time when he was Frank Shamrock (made) he beat his brother with the first move of the game (Shamrock heel hook.)
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 CPU Shrek beating CPU HHH in SD 3 Jason Voorhess beating pretty much anyone by knockout or submission Fat Bastard squashing Spike Dudley and Crash Holly
Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted April 22, 2003 Report Posted April 22, 2003 Def Jam Vendetta. In story mode, with the difficulty on medium, I schooled Ruffneck with Proof. I've squashed tons of CPU-controlled characters in battle modes with everybody, too. I need a 2nd controller and somebody to play with...
Guest What? Posted April 24, 2003 Report Posted April 24, 2003 I OWNED Hogan in SYM as my CAW, K-Money. I german suplexed him probably fifty times, hit a Pedigree through both announce tables, hit four Pedigrees in the ring, and hit the Leg Drop twice... I think Hogan got a punch in...I'm not sure...
Guest Special K Posted April 24, 2003 Report Posted April 24, 2003 In the Japanese AKI N64 game my friend had (it was AWESOME, released between WM2k and No Mercy) I was Norton v Chono(I think) In season mode (shut up, I like Norton). Running clothesline Powerbomb Chono is knocked out. That was the whole match. I've had some under 1 minute KOs in Vendetta, but Norton's will always be supreme.
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