SWF Smarkdown card (March 25/2002)

[Guest BA_Baracus]

PROMO (Stubby P. McWeed);

"Another one...

 

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Show: SWF Smarkdown

Date: March 25, 2002

Arena: The Freeman Coliseum in San Antonio, Texas!

Due date: March 25, 2002 at 12PM (noon) board time.

 

[Note - Not a spectacular card, but don't forget your promos setting up the PPV!  Also if there's anyone planning to make a return sometime vaguely in the future, PM to see if we can't plan something...]

 

HANDICAP MATCH

Jay Dawg and Sacred vs. Xtsasy

- On Storm Jay Dawg scored a huge upset when he beat Xtsasy to become the new US champion!  A displeased Xstasy has challenged Dawg to a match on Smarkdown, but instead of a title shot he gets Dawg and the man he defeated for the US title, Sacred, in a handicap match!

Match Description – DQ and count-out rules are in effect.  Only two men are allowed in the ring at once.  Dawg and Sacred must tag in and out.

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Mistress Sarah vs. Spider Nekura

- The leader of the Clan hasn’t been winning much lately, while on the other hand Mistress Sarah’s been on a relatively hot-streak.  Will Sarah score the upset on Monday and continue her winning ways into the next PPV?

Word Limit: 4000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

NON-TITLE SINGLES MATCH

Edwin MacPhisto vs. Fallout

- On Storm El Luchadore Magnifico ended Fallout’s record setting 141 day long LHW title reign.  Fallout obviously wasn’t happy about this and wanted his re-match as soon as possible, but unfortunately for him Magnifico is reportedly violently ill and won’t be wrestling at Smarkdown.  Fallout has challenged Magnifico’s stable-mate Edwin MacPhisto in the luchadore’s place…

Word Limit: 4500 words

Send to: Suicide King

 

NON-TITLE, NO-DQ MATCH

Hville Thugg vs. Mark Stevens

- Around a month ago Thugg screwed Mark Stevens out of the SWF heavyweight title and the two will face each other (along with Xstasy) in a triple threat at the next PPV.  While most of the build-up for the match has focused around the relationship between Xstasy and Thugg, Stevens made his presence felt on Storm by destroying Thugg with a steel chair.  Prior to their big PPV match, these two will go one on one on Smarkdown.

Match Description – Regular DQ and count-out rules are not in effect.  Pinfalls, submissions and knockouts only count within the ring.

Word Limit: 5000 words

Send to: BA_Baracus

 

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Mothernature says another day, another card..."

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Stupid Crusen banning me from chat and me never contacting Sacred for a week!

 

 

We'll work out something big guy! Whoo! Blarg! Gralb! MrG fucks his mum!

[Guest Edwin MacPhisto]

Woo, Fallout!  Not a big show, but cool matches.

 

Sacred, PM me so we can set some stuff up for the show.  I'm too sleepy right now.

[Guest Suicide King]

So far I've received none, count 'em, none of my matches yet.  I've received one request for an extension.  Y'all better send something or I shall kick some proverbial ass.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Kingy, you'll be getting mine and sacred's in a different manner, but no worries.

[Guest Suicide King]

Hey, I have an idea.  Next time you and X decide to collaborate on something why don't you tell the guy who would be marking your match instead of letting him wait five hours?