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GOLDBERG CANT DRIVE!!!

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Guest Ascalon

Anyone JUST see the Cuda no sell his peelin out...OMG, i "wee-wee"ed my pants when that happened....Hopefully the tranny aint shot...but watever....HAHAHAHAHA

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Guest Slapnuts00

Almost as good as Hogan not being able to get his motorcycle to start, and eventually giving up and running backstage like an idiot.

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Guest Youth N Asia

I thought that was way better...dumbass jumps out of the car and persues on foot.

 

The only thing better is if they would have checked in later with the hummer going down the expressway with Goldberg only a few feet behind running.

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Guest Just call me Dan

I think it is all a testament to the burial of WCW guys. Everyone from WCW has equaled tragedy. When Sting arrives, look for something to be majorly blown.

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Guest GeneMean
I think it is all a testament to the burial of WCW guys. Everyone from WCW has equaled tragedy. When Sting arrives, look for something to be majorly blown.

 

What's next? Sting chasing after someone on a 10 speed bike only to have the chain come lose while shifting? :bonk:

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Guest newblood03

i think that was part of the plan

u no thats why rock came back and shit

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Guest Youth N Asia

Sting needs to come in on an "amigo"...one of those little riding gimmicks old people use to do their shopping with

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Guest Johnson1620

That was funny as shit. But Goldberg is a Harley guy anyway. I go to a bar where this guy has the same bike mechanic as Goldberg. He rides with him some and says he's a pretty cool guy.

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Guest Jobber of the Week

I think he legitimately flooded the engine.

 

Moron.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Fuck Goldberg.

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Guest Super Pissed Smark

I'm glad RAW aired late here and I accidentally stumbled onto that. The sight of Goldberg deciding that, since his car had stalled, he'd best get out and continue the pursuit on foot, was priceless.

 

:lol:

 

I give it 0.9 on the Hogan scale.

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Guest phoenixrising

At least Goldberg had the sense to get the hell out of the car and chase after Rock rather than spending five minutes trying to start the motorcycle like Hogan did. They can always say that Rock or Christian (definitely Christian since Rock was on stage when Goldberg arrived) sabotaged the car or something.

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Guest Super Pissed Smark

The sense? I guess he had not other choice but it was still funny as hell to think that Goldberg figured he was going to run down a limo with his super speed bionic legs.

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Guest Human Fly

This was a classic moment. I know that the show is live and all, but would it have hurt to tape a 30 second segment before the show started so something like this wouldn't happen?

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That was funny as shit. But Goldberg is a Harley guy anyway. I go to a bar where this guy has the same bike mechanic as Goldberg. He rides with him some and says he's a pretty cool guy.

I'm assuming it was a gay biker bar. LOL2003

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Guest Youth N Asia
This was a classic moment. I know that the show is live and all, but would it have hurt to tape a 30 second segment before the show started so something like this wouldn't happen?

Well it worked when he drove in...who knew it was going to fuck up. I hope they don't do some lame Rocky: "I put sugar in the gastank" deals to cover up for it

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Guest Super Pissed Smark

Triple-H obviously paid someone off to sabotage Goldberg's car between segments.

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Guest El Satanico

Goldberg was driving a 'Cuda?

 

Then I'm assuming that Goldie's car was the best thing on Raw tonight.

 

That big dumb bastard better not have fucked the poor car up.

 

And Goldie isn't just a Harley guy. He has said he's big into muscle cars and cars in general.

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Guest Jobber of the Week

He's a biker?

 

Fine Living or some channel like that did a profile on Fuck Goldberg's massive car collection the other day.

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Guest El Satanico

Yeah I know he's big into cars.

 

He's a biker too after all he's always wearing Harley shit and his bike was shown on a episode of that show for the famous bike builder Jesse James on TLC. Also I believe i heard that while in WCW, he always rode to Sturgis for the Road Wild PPVs whenever he could.

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Guest Celtic Jobber

I thought for sure that Goldberg was going to punch through the windshield of the Rock's limo.

 

:boxing:

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Guest art_vandelay

Moments like this and Shawn Michael's pants falling down are the reason why I still watch Raw.

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Guest AndrewTS
Moments like this and Shawn Michael's pants falling down are the reason why I still watch Raw.

And people wonder why smarks make Clique gay jokes...

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Guest Choken One

I am convinced they had it planned cuz then Rock was GENIUS for improving that spot...

 

Xstain doing something to it makes perfect sense...

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Guest art_vandelay
Moments like this and Shawn Michael's pants falling down are the reason why I still watch Raw.

And people wonder why smarks make Clique gay jokes...

Whenever anybody's pants fall down for no reason, Clique or not, it is ALWAYS funny.

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Guest Choken One

Doesn't that happen ALL the time when some one wears those Snap Up Pants?

 

There for Working out and Sleeping...not Strenous activities like Anal Pentration with HHH.

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Guest geniusMoment

Whats funny is Goldberg could have easily caught the limo on foot. Downtown Atlanta is majorly conjested and the limo would have been stuck in traffic, especially since it was right outside of phillips arena. Goldberg could have got to it in a couple of seconds. I guess Goldberg hate blinds rational thought on this board. Hell I live in Cincy and know this.

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Guest Army Eye
The only thing better is if they would have checked in later with the hummer going down the expressway with Goldberg only a few feet behind running.

LOL..

 

They can always say that Rock or Christian (definitely Christian since Rock was on stage when Goldberg arrived) sabotaged the car or something.

That's exactly what I thought they were going for when I was watching. That Rock or Christian has sabotaged it. I hadn't even thought it was a shoot until I came here.

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Guest AndrewTS

How is hate "blinding rational thought" since that isn't what they did or even tried to do?

 

Besides, I live in a suburban area so I wouldn't know anything about that anyway.

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Guest Anglesault

They shouldn't take any chances next time. No car, no bike. ROLLER SKATES~!

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Guest El Satanico

Well anyone who's ever driven through Atlanta or taken the Atlanta by pass would've known it. Other then that most people wouldn't know that Atlanta has terrible traffic from 3-8 everyday and throughout events in downtown.

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