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Guest Kibagami
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This is no Shit List, but it's still quite entertaining.

 

I would say "fella" here, but I don't really know where it comes from, and I don't want to taint what is probably a perfectly good joke.

 

K.

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Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Kibagami is the worst poster I've ever read.

Guest Banky
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Kibagami is the worst poster I've ever read.

Agreed.

Guest Kotzenjunge
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Considering what Molestomp's (ill-acquired, in my eyes) reputation is on this board, I thought everyone would like this:

 

Are you a Ham-Bone?

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Ill-acquired? What do you mean Kotzen?

 

And I got 4 points for that quiz, with the Fast and the Furious being the one that brought me over to "needing serious help."

Guest Zack Malibu
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Ill-acquired? What do you mean Kotzen?

 

And I got 4 points for that quiz, with the Fast and the Furious being the one that brought me over to "needing serious help."

He was sticking up for you.

Guest Banky
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Ill-acquired? What do you mean Kotzen?

 

And I got 4 points for that quiz, with the Fast and the Furious being the one that brought me over to "needing serious help."

You don't deserve your current reputation.

 

That is what he is saying.

 

Boy, you really are smart.

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Ill-acquired? What do you mean Kotzen?

 

And I got 4 points for that quiz, with the Fast and the Furious being the one that brought me over to "needing serious help."

You don't deserve your current reputation.

 

That is what he is saying.

 

Boy, you really are smart.

I never said I was smart, I don't know what that many words mean. Getting a 1010 on your SATs doesn't do much for your vocab.

 

Anyway, thanks for sticking up for me Kotzen. And I know Zach's got my back too.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
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Ill-acquired? What do you mean Kotzen?

 

And I got 4 points for that quiz, with the Fast and the Furious being the one that brought me over to "needing serious help."

You don't deserve your current reputation.

 

That is what he is saying.

 

Boy, you really are smart.

I never said I was smart, I don't know what that many words mean. Getting a 1010 on your SATs doesn't do much for your vocab.

 

Anyway, thanks for sticking up for me Kotzen. And I know Zach's got my back too.

Zack, actually.

 

 

Also, a SAT's don't help you at all. They just reveal how much you were daydreaming in High School.

Guest godthedog
Posted

i spent my first three years of high school doing nothing but daydreaming, & i did fine on my SATs.

Guest geniusMoment
Posted

What the hell does triple-juice mean? If HHH were to take a triple dose of steriods it would go into his blood stream and cause a massive heart attack. The heart is your most active muscle and a triple dose of steriods would kill someone.

Guest Banky
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Yes, it is Zack. I should know that, but I am dumb.

pssssssssst

 

We know....

Guest HungryJack
Posted

Banky man , it's apparent that he is beyond help. Just let him go, fella.

Guest Banky
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Banky man , it's apparent that he is beyond help. Just let him go, fella.

I fear that fella. But don't hate on him for sayin' fella, he's a self admitted dumb fella. eh fella? dood, fella, yo, fella, whoa...where's my stash fella?

Guest Banky
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You tell me fella.

I ain't know not how stash got where is was fella

Guest MrRant
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You forgot fella.

 

You dumb motherfucking fella.

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Yup, I forgot that I didn't smoke. Damn, maybe I do, fella. Ahh shit, I'm bragging again.

Guest KingOfOldSchool
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Damn. Oh wait, I don't smoke.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=15&t=30696

 

I got high and a T-Shirt that has Bush's face and it says "Not My President." It's great.

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=15&t=23698

 

This stuff usually is either drink a lot, smoke pot on a occasion nowadays, see some movies, play golf, and just hang out with my friends
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Guest MrRant
Posted

You are a lying fella.

 

You are going to hell in a handbasket fella.

 

But I hear Satan is a good fella.

Guest MrRant
Posted

The beef is:

 

1. You are a fuckhead fella.

 

2. You also are using a gimmick that isn't entertaining in anyway.

 

3. You post stupid topics.

 

4. You compared Vince to Hitler.

 

5. Your member title says : Coined Triple-Juice, and proud of it.

 

6. Your sig.

 

7. You remind me of the kid from Trekkies whose dad's car looked like a shuttle craft and he and his "posse" of Star Trek nuts were making their own Star Trek episode and made me want to beat the fuck out of of him just from the sound of his voice alone.

 

Feel free to add more to the list fellas.

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The beef is:

 

1. You are a fuckhead fella. - Right..

 

2. You also are using a gimmick that isn't entertaining in anyway. - A word is a gimmick?

 

3. You post stupid topics. - As in?

 

4. You compared Vince to Hitler. - See the other thread

 

5. Your member title says : Coined Triple-Juice, and proud of it. - And proud of it!

 

6. Your sig. - And posting your article in BIG ASS LETTERS isn't a cheap way for people to read them...

 

7. You remind me of the kid from Trekkies whose dad's car looked like a shuttle craft and he and his "posse" of Star Trek nuts were making their own Star Trek episode and made me want to beat the fuck out of of him just from the sound of his voice alone. - That makes as much sense as, well nothing

Guest Banky
Posted

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=15&t=30696

 

I got high and a T-Shirt that has Bush's face and it says "Not My President." It's great.

IT WAS 4/20!!! Who wouldn't smoke?

 

Actually I used to smoke more, but I quit for my life and job.

 

Besides half of you fellas smoke anyway, so what's the deal with the beef, fellas?

Problem was that someone called you out on bragging about being a big party animal, and you defended yourself by saying, I never bragged at all. Of course you posted pictures of yourself smoking, pictures of yourself passed out, and now further evidence of you saying so in 2 posts.

 

We don't give a fuck that you party or smoke, but bragging about it/posting pictures of it is fucking retarded. Even worse? Lying, by saying you didn't do any of it, than getting burned like a motherfucker when the evidence comes to the surface.

 

 

 

8. You bragged about your social life to be cool, yet it ended up burning you in the end because you are a mindless fuck who would trip over his goddamn shoelaces if they weren't velcro. You are so incredibily stupid that no amounts of marijuana could be blamed. You need a brain before you can fry it. Now go watch Bring it On, you worthless sour creamed vagina assmonger.

Posted

 

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=15&t=30696

 

I got high and a T-Shirt that has Bush's face and it says "Not My President." It's great.

IT WAS 4/20!!! Who wouldn't smoke?

 

Actually I used to smoke more, but I quit for my life and job.

 

Besides half of you fellas smoke anyway, so what's the deal with the beef, fellas?

Problem was that someone called you out on bragging about being a big party animal, and you defended yourself by saying, I never bragged at all. Of course you posted pictures of yourself smoking, pictures of yourself passed out, and now further evidence of you saying so in 2 posts.

 

We don't give a fuck that you party or smoke, but bragging about it/posting pictures of it is fucking retarded.

 

 

 

8. You bragged about your social life to be cool, yet it ended up burning you in the end because you are a mindless fuck who would trip over his goddamn shoelaces if they weren't velcro. You are so incredibily stupid that no amounts of marijuana could be blamed. You need a brain before you can fry it. Now go watch Bring it On, you worthless sour creamed vagina assmonger.

First off, I never posted a picture of me smoking, nor me passed out.

 

Second, posting a picture of myself in a thread of what you look like, which I started, that people liked. Someone asked me to post more pictures, so I gave them to a link to a website that my friend had pictures of me with a beer in my hand. Wow, that is bragging, it sure is.

 

Yup, I was sooo bragging.

 

And I am dumb, I never said I wasn't.

 

So, I have a social life, that bad? Oops, I'm bragging, AGAIN!!! OH NO!!

 

And I will go watch Bring it On, Eliza Dushku is bangin in that movie.

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