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Guest Banky
This thread has gone downhill too quickly. Even Inc can't keep a thread good. He has lost the touch. Perhaps Whiskers could save it but Inc has failed... horribly.

 

You should add yourself to the shit list.

I actually agree. Such potential. Incandenza has held him own in not turning this into a shitfest. But it has. And its not because of me. I'm cool, remember?

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Guest Kibagami
That is deserving of a shit list.

He's already on, silly.

Perhaps he's suggesting that some sort of award for individual shittiness is in order?

 

K.

nah, I can't let these people think they're special or anything.

This begs the question of whether or not it would be funnier to give him an award for individual shittiness of an extraordinary magnitude and allow him to think that it was given because he's so special, or would it be funnier to just leave him on the list and watch as he flounders in his numerious attempts to appear cool and/or funny in said list thread.

 

...you know, I think I'll go get a Coke while I ponder it.

 

K.

who are you? Cause believe me, nothing is more important to me then faking coolness in order to gain you appreciation.

 

I have it yet?

No.

 

K.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

Can't spell

 

"Gazing Down At Crying Underlings" without "Incandenza"

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Guest caboose
That sounds fine, caboose.

 

EDIT: Damn cross-posting.

So do I make the list yet?

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Guest Incandenza

The hour grows late and I grow sleepy. I'll leave this thread for good night's slumber.

 

Night, everyone.

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Guest Youth N Asia

Edited...I was being a meanie

Edited by Youth N Asia

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Guest Kibagami
Edited...I was being a meanie

No, you were being a tool.

 

I don't know any of you, and I'm bored tonight. Incandenza's funnier than you so far, so I like him more. Don't start venting at me 'cause you're on the list.

 

Oh, I mentioned the list. I couldn't have found it funny at all, I must be sucking up.

 

Tool.

 

K.

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Guest Youth N Asia
Edited...I was being a meanie

No, you were being a tool.

 

I don't know any of you, and I'm bored tonight. Incandenza's funnier than you so far, so I like him more. Don't start venting at me 'cause you're on the list.

 

Oh, I mentioned the list. I couldn't have found it funny at all, I must be sucking up.

 

Tool.

 

K.

Different strokes for different folks. But how can Inc walk straight with you all over his balls like you are?

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Guest Kibagami

Sigh.

 

Cling to the joke, if you must. Maybe somebody will read it later and think it's funny.

 

No, really. They might.

 

K.

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Guest Banky
Edited...I was being a meanie

No, you were being a tool.

 

I don't know any of you, and I'm bored tonight. Incandenza's funnier than you so far, so I like him more. Don't start venting at me 'cause you're on the list.

 

Oh, I mentioned the list. I couldn't have found it funny at all, I must be sucking up.

 

Tool.

 

K.

Somebody's mom went to sleep without giving him any pussy tonight....grrrrr...!!!

 

k

 

k

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Guest Youth N Asia
Edited...I was being a meanie

No, you were being a tool.

 

I don't know any of you, and I'm bored tonight. Incandenza's funnier than you so far, so I like him more. Don't start venting at me 'cause you're on the list.

 

Oh, I mentioned the list. I couldn't have found it funny at all, I must be sucking up.

 

Tool.

 

K.

Somebody's mom went to sleep without giving him any pussy tonight....grrrrr...!!!

 

k

 

k

See, Banky's way meaner then me.

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

Now I'm gonna do my thang with yo' daughter!

 

/Ice Cube

 

::resubscribes to the Rando newsletter::

 

::unsubscribes again for double-spite::

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Guest The Amazing Rando

Alterna-Title for this thread: Some People Piss Me Off! by Incandenza Cartman

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Guest Kibagami
Edited...I was being a meanie

No, you were being a tool.

 

I don't know any of you, and I'm bored tonight. Incandenza's funnier than you so far, so I like him more. Don't start venting at me 'cause you're on the list.

 

Oh, I mentioned the list. I couldn't have found it funny at all, I must be sucking up.

 

Tool.

 

K.

Somebody's mom went to sleep without giving him any pussy tonight....grrrrr...!!!

 

k

 

k

Ow. That's my gimmick, man.

 

K.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

Why the hell can't I subscribe to my own newsletter!?

 

 

*looks on newsletter, sees it's owner as Incandenza Incorporated...or Inc Inc., and sighs*

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad,

Get her all alone, and out come the kneepads!

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Guest Banky
Edited...I was being a meanie

No, you were being a tool.

 

I don't know any of you, and I'm bored tonight. Incandenza's funnier than you so far, so I like him more. Don't start venting at me 'cause you're on the list.

 

Oh, I mentioned the list. I couldn't have found it funny at all, I must be sucking up.

 

Tool.

 

K.

Somebody's mom went to sleep without giving him any pussy tonight....grrrrr...!!!

 

k

 

k

Ow. That's my gimmick, man.

 

K.

Eating your mom's pussy is your TSM gimmick? Wow. You are one twisted puppy. Watch out for those pubic hairballs, I hear they are a motherfucker.

 

k?

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Guest Kibagami

No, no, the K, the K!

 

It's clever 'cause it's only one letter.

 

I thought everybody knew that.

 

K.

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Guest MrRant

I came back to this thread hoping for improvement but I find it is still shit. I blame you all now for digging it into a deeper shit hole then it was before.

 

Thumbs down assholes... thumbs down.

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Guest Banky
Nympho, nympho, boy is she bad,

Get her all alone, and out come the kneepads!

Have at 'er!

 

Kneepads are for gay bars, not internet websites.

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Guest Banky
I came back to this thread hoping for improvement but I find it is still shit. I blame you all now for digging it into a deeper shit hole then it was before.

 

Thumbs down assholes... thumbs down.

How about thumbs sideways into your ass?

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Guest Edwin MacPhisto

Why aren't you all listening to "Givin' Up The Nappy Dugout" right this moment? All this fighting, not nearly enough nappy.

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Guest The Amazing Rando

dude...

 

your catchphrase should be "the best sin is the closest kin" not that crap about your letter...

 

R.

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Guest Youth N Asia
I came back to this thread hoping for improvement but I find it is still shit. I blame you all now for digging it into a deeper shit hole then it was before.

 

Thumbs down assholes... thumbs down.

*hangs head in shame*

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Guest Kibagami

There's no Q in your name. You're not even doing the gimmick right. Damn it.

 

K.

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