Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Ummm.... independent music artists suck. And Radiohead sucks... and Tom Waits... and umm... Weezer sucks I guess. Cute, but no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted April 24, 2003 *has sneaking suspecion he'll be next* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 *has sneaking suspecion he'll be next* You? Never. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 24, 2003 What would I need to do to get on your 'shit list'? I might as well have something to do while I spend time here. Sorry, that's not how this works. Okay, I guess I'll have to wait then for my entry onto the 'Incandenza Shit List'. That's the spirit. But if I was to say, i don't know, something like... ...'Youth N Asia owns Incandenza', would I get on the list tomorrrow? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted April 24, 2003 This is the worst thread I've ever read. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 No, Caboose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 24, 2003 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF Incandenza *getting on the computer for the 11th time today, drinking grape juice out of a sippy straw* "Gee," he says, "I'll see what's going on at the smark board" *www.thesmartmarks.com, loading, clicks forums* "La la la la---" *he cuts himself off from his tune and reads a post* Youth N Asia: "What's the deal with all the post whoring? " ..."That cocksucker!" he screams loud enough to wake the neighbors. "Well I'll show him by gum!" *type-type grumble-grumble-grumble type-grumble* "There!" He says in an overly sinister voice. "That'll show the son of a bitch! I totally put him on my oh so important shit list!" He says to himself outloud for whatever reason. *then he sits back waiting for Youth N Asia to reply, and when he does....he masturbates to the point of fainting* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 This is the worst thread I've ever read. K. You just got on Incandenza's Christmas Card list. Thread coming soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted April 24, 2003 This is the worst thread I've ever read. K. You just got on Incandenza's Christmas Card list. Thread coming soon. Most excellent. I'll see to it that you recieve a mention on an upcoming SWF show. Whatever that may be worth. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted April 24, 2003 This is getting far more posts than it should....and I'm jealous. Fuck all you. Give Banky this kind of attention...Now. Fools. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 You people should stop sucking up to me. I won't have anyone for tomorrow's list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 24, 2003 No, Caboose. How about... ...'The Amazing Rando's left eyebrow is twice as funny as Incandenza will ever be!'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Oh, Caboose.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 24, 2003 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF Incandenza *getting on the computer for the 11th time today, drinking grape juice out of a sippy straw* "Gee," he says, "I'll see what's going on at the smark board" *www.thesmartmarks.com, loading, clicks forums* "La la la la---" *he cuts himself off from his tune and reads a post* Youth N Asia: "What's the deal with all the post whoring? " ..."That cocksucker!" he screams loud enough to wake the neighbors. "Well I'll show him by gum!" *type-type grumble-grumble-grumble type-grumble* "There!" He says in an overly sinister voice. "That'll show the son of a bitch! I totally put him on my oh so important shit list!" He says to himself outloud for whatever reason. *then he sits back waiting for Youth N Asia to reply, and when he does....he masturbates to the point of fainting* That is deserving of a shit list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted April 24, 2003 You people should stop sucking up to me. I won't have anyone for tomorrow's list. But you're oh so cool. Please pick me. My pathetic life needs recognition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 That is deserving of a shit list. He's already on, silly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Hey man, I was on the shit list before the shit list was cool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted April 24, 2003 That is deserving of a shit list. He's already on, silly. Perhaps he's suggesting that some sort of award for individual shittiness is in order? K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 That is deserving of a shit list. He's already on, silly. Perhaps he's suggesting that some sort of award for individual shittiness is in order? K. nah, I can't let these people think they're special or anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Oh, Caboose.... Dammit, I'm going to get on that list, if for nothing else than to prove to myself I can do whatever I set my mind to. I is for Irritating. N is for Necrophiliac. C is for Cocksucker. A is for Anally Retentive. N is for Nobody. D is for Dick. E is for Education, or your lack thereof. N is for No Personality. Z is for An insulting word that begins with the letter 'Z'. A is for Arse bandit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 24, 2003 oh yea... well I'm not a worthwhile human being...but apparently this is the first step to achieving such a lofty goal... is this a twelve step program? ya know...like AA? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 24, 2003 That is deserving of a shit list. He's already on, silly. Perhaps he's suggesting that some sort of award for individual shittiness is in order? K. nah, I can't let these people think they're special or anything. Then why start the list in the first place? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Oh, Caboose.... Z is for An insulting word that begins with the letter 'Z'. Zooaphiliac? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kibagami Report post Posted April 24, 2003 That is deserving of a shit list. He's already on, silly. Perhaps he's suggesting that some sort of award for individual shittiness is in order? K. nah, I can't let these people think they're special or anything. This begs the question of whether or not it would be funnier to give him an award for individual shittiness of an extraordinary magnitude and allow him to think that it was given because he's so special, or would it be funnier to just leave him on the list and watch as he flounders in his numerious attempts to appear cool and/or funny in said list thread. ...you know, I think I'll go get a Coke while I ponder it. K. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Then why start the list in the first place? well if your post is truthful...he might have ran out of grape juice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 That is deserving of a shit list. He's already on, silly. Perhaps he's suggesting that some sort of award for individual shittiness is in order? K. nah, I can't let these people think they're special or anything. This begs the question of whether or not it would be funnier to give him an award for individual shittiness of an extraordinary magnitude and allow him to think that it was given because he's so special, or would it be funnier to just leave him on the list and watch as he flounders in his numerious attempts to appear cool and/or funny in said list thread. ...you know, I think I'll go get a Coke while I ponder it. K. Excellent. I expect a report on my desk in the morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MrRant Report post Posted April 24, 2003 This thread has gone downhill too quickly. Even Inc can't keep a thread good. He has lost the touch. Perhaps Whiskers could save it but Inc has failed... horribly. You should add yourself to the shit list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 24, 2003 That is deserving of a shit list. He's already on, silly. Perhaps he's suggesting that some sort of award for individual shittiness is in order? K. nah, I can't let these people think they're special or anything. This begs the question of whether or not it would be funnier to give him an award for individual shittiness of an extraordinary magnitude and allow him to think that it was given because he's so special, or would it be funnier to just leave him on the list and watch as he flounders in his numerious attempts to appear cool and/or funny in said list thread. ...you know, I think I'll go get a Coke while I ponder it. K. who are you? Cause believe me, nothing is more important to me then faking coolness in order to gain you appreciation. I have it yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Incandenza Report post Posted April 24, 2003 This thread has gone downhill too quickly. Even Inc can't keep a thread good. He has lost the touch. Perhaps Whiskers could save it but Inc has failed... horribly. You should add yourself to the shit list. Oh, Rant.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Oh, Caboose.... Z is for An insulting word that begins with the letter 'Z'. Zooaphiliac? I was thinking maybe Zero, because we all are really for posting on a Wrestling Message board, but it was too similar to 'Nobody'. How about 'Zoo-Animal-Molester'? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
