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Guest Kibagami
Posted
Maybe tomorrow.

 

K.

Who are you anyway?

I'm one of the guys from the SWF boards. I was kind of bored and decided to pick a fight in NHB, but it failed miserably, as you can see.

 

K.

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Guest Downhome
Posted
Maybe tomorrow.

 

K.

Who are you anyway?

I'm one of the guys from the SWF boards. I was kind of bored and decided to pick a fight in NHB, but it failed miserably, as you can see.

 

K.

Where in the hell did you get so many posts from though? I've never seen you here, blah. Has it been a while since you were here?

Guest Banky
Posted
i'm Number Two!

That was sooo bad....

 

sorry, but it was.

Guest Kibagami
Posted
Maybe tomorrow.

 

K.

Who are you anyway?

I'm one of the guys from the SWF boards. I was kind of bored and decided to pick a fight in NHB, but it failed miserably, as you can see.

 

K.

Where in the hell did you get so many posts from though? I've never seen you here, blah. Has it been a while since you were here?

I usually post on the SWF boards. I was on IGN for a while, and most of the people I knew from IGN moved here to the SWF boards, so that's pretty much where I am most of the time. I chime in on some of the Music threads now and then, but that's about it.

 

K.

Guest IDrinkRatsMilk
Posted
What the fuck is this shit? This is honestly the worst thread I have ever read, with absolutely no irony.

Not to be rude....because you are a friend...

 

but can you explain how irony could work in this thread?

Because it's Incandenza's signature.

Guest Downhome
Posted
this thread entertains me.

Are you entertained easily?

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted

This thread is the message board equivolent of herpes.

Guest Incandenza
Posted

You see why I started this thread? Look at all this shittiness!

Guest spiny norman
Posted

I thought The Brain was the massage board equivalent of herpes?

Guest Incandenza
Posted

I never should've gone to sleep. The moment I left this thread, all these pages happened.

Guest Youth N Asia
Posted
You see why I started this thread? Look at all this shittiness!

Yep, you created something shitty alright. Walk with pride, man.

Guest Plushy Al Logan
Posted

Hmmm.....Sign #1 you spend too much time at a message board:

You create a list of people you can't stand.

 

Every Rose Has It's Thorn!

Guest treble charged
Posted
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF Incandenza

 

*getting on the computer for the 11th time today, drinking grape juice out of a sippy straw*

 

"Gee," he says, "I'll see what's going on at the smark board"

 

*www.thesmartmarks.com, loading, clicks forums*

 

"La la la la---" *he cuts himself off from his tune and reads a post*

 

Youth N Asia: "What's the deal with all the post whoring? :) "

 

..."That cocksucker!" he screams loud enough to wake the neighbors. "Well I'll show him by gum!"

 

*type-type grumble-grumble-grumble type-grumble*

 

"There!" He says in an overly sinister voice. "That'll show the son of a bitch! I totally put him on my oh so important shit list!" He says to himself outloud for whatever reason.

 

*then he sits back waiting for Youth N Asia to reply, and when he does....he masturbates to the point of fainting*

You sure seem to be really offended for someone who doesn't care what people on the internet think about him.

Posted

Yeah well . . . Indy music sucks. Well . . . except for Moldy Peaches. And Bright Eyes.

 

. . . damn it. I'll never be that cool.

Guest Banky
Posted
frank2.jpg

No offense. But the whole hideous picture thing is getting just as old as Banky's mother jokes. Take that as you will....

Guest KanadianKrusty
Posted

Where the fuck is EL BRUJ0 when we need him?

Posted
Hmmm.....Sign #1 you spend too much time at a message board:

You create a list of people you can't stand.

 

Every Rose Has It's Thorn!

You have no friends, and all of the emotions that you'd normally spend on people you talk to in real life are spent with the people here. Don't EVER tell anyone else that they spend too much time on a message board.

 

Good call TC.

Guest TheZsaszHorsemen
Posted
frank2.jpg

Wow you killed THAT running joke fast. Not that it was ever that funny, but...

Guest Banky
Posted
frank2.jpg

No offense. But the whole hideous picture thing is getting just as old as Banky's mother jokes. Take that as you will....

Hideous picture? That's Frank F'n Stallone man!

.........

 

who?

 

..........

Guest The Hamburglar
Posted

It may seem a lost cause for now, but it can be brought back on track. You and only you, Incandenza, can bring forth the man who will save this thread as he has so many others. Yes, its time for that scat-loving, Rudy-rogering, Theo-thumbing, man-of-many-fathers, that old scallywag Mr. Bill Cosby himself. You know the time is right.

Guest Ravenbomb
Posted

I'm just mad I missed out on the initial at the end of the post thing...

 

C

Posted
But... you don't sell Jello.

Fuck you Rant. Let me tell you something about me. I don't need fucking Jell-O. My body and this little world we share run off of SPIDERPOET. I am a machine. I am a big fucking freight train that keeps this miserable little rock spinning. I am a power unparalleled. Fuck a Gatorade. When athletes need elctrolytes and shit, they come to SPIDERPOET for their power. When Bill Goldberg spears muthafuckas, he runs on SPIDERPOET power. When HBK warms up the band, I'm the fucking conductor. When Kurt Angle won the Olympic Gold Medals with a hurt neck, that bitch powered up on the POET. I am a living Nuclear reactor called SPIDERPOET. Ultimate Warrior's inner power? SPIDERPOET. The IMMORTAL Hulk Hogan? SPIDERPOET's there. Bill Cosby's old ass is still alive because of SPIDERPOET. I don't need fucking JELL-O. YOU need SPIDERPOET.

 

spiderpo.jpg

Guest caboose
Posted
But... you don't sell Jello.

Fuck you Rant. Let me tell you something about me. I don't need fucking Jell-O. My body and this little world we share run off of SPIDERPOET. I am a machine. I am a big fucking freight train that keeps this miserable little rock spinning. I am a power unparalleled. Fuck a Gatorade. When athletes need elctrolytes and shit, they come to SPIDERPOET for their power. When Bill Goldberg spears muthafuckas, he runs on SPIDERPOET power. When HBK warms up the band, I'm the fucking conductor. When Kurt Angle won the Olympic Gold Medals with a hurt neck, that bitch powered up on the POET. I am a living Nuclear reactor called SPIDERPOET. Ultimate Warrior's inner power? SPIDERPOET. The IMMORTAL Hulk Hogan? SPIDERPOET's there. Bill Cosby's old ass is still alive because of SPIDERPOET. I don't need fucking JELL-O. YOU need SPIDERPOET.

 

spiderpo.jpg

:lol:

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