Incandenza's Shit List

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

But... you don't sell Jello.

Fuck you Rant. Let me tell you something about me. I don't need fucking Jell-O. My body and this little world we share run off of SPIDERPOET. I am a machine. I am a big fucking freight train that keeps this miserable little rock spinning. I am a power unparalleled. Fuck a Gatorade. When athletes need elctrolytes and shit, they come to SPIDERPOET for their power. When Bill Goldberg spears muthafuckas, he runs on SPIDERPOET power. When HBK warms up the band, I'm the fucking conductor. When Kurt Angle won the Olympic Gold Medals with a hurt neck, that bitch powered up on the POET. I am a living Nuclear reactor called SPIDERPOET. Ultimate Warrior's inner power? SPIDERPOET. The IMMORTAL Hulk Hogan? SPIDERPOET's there. Bill Cosby's old ass is still alive because of SPIDERPOET. I don't need fucking JELL-O. YOU need SPIDERPOET.

 

You Bitch-ass trick. When have you ever given the world a tasty, yet simple and inexpensive dessert that there's ALWAYS room for? You're jealous. You are in total fucking envy of its versatility, its potential in different shapes and molds, with all the glorious things that can top the wonderful jiggly stuff. You, on the other hand, are a smarmy little jackoff, topped in nothing but a three layer cum crust, with a slick shine of vaseline. You will bow to the glory that is jello, and worship it as you would a badass false idol. Total fucking servitude, that's right. You will suck jello through a straw and giggle at the noise. You will gaze in wonder at the grape suspended in the translucent rectangle. You will fucking respect the Cos, you shiteating beer slut.

[Guest saturnmark4life]

 

 

I know you want this here, you wrong, wrong man.

[Guest SP-1]

Here's the inherent greatness of SPIDERPOET.

 

 

Every word both of you just said?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait for it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SPIDERPOET!

[Guest saturnmark4life]

d'oh!

 

I think.

[Guest snuffbox]

Snuffbox--Stop posting.

heh...just noticed this

Edited April 26, 2003 by snuffbox