Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 The least annoying Christian. Or perhaps, you present Christianity in the best light. I'm the most perverted, though I didn't really want to be. I . . . think that was a compliment. In any event I'll take it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Maybe I could try at Saved by the Bell....but that used to come on at the same time as wrestling on Saturday mornings...I had to prioratize Eh, I wouldn't want you coming in with an unfair advantage. You've got me at DeGrassi, I've got you at SBTB. We're both equally adept at our own personal TV Trivia. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Banky Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Maybe I could try at Saved by the Bell....but that used to come on at the same time as wrestling on Saturday mornings...I had to prioratize Eh, I wouldn't want you coming in with an unfair advantage. You've got me at DeGrassi, I've got you at SBTB. We're both equally adept at our own personal TV Trivia. Deal! Now lets make out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I'm definetley the shortest poster here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I'm definetley the shortest poster here. It's ok Bob. Some women enjoy 3 inch penises. It's like finding a bushel of grapes behind your zipper. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest VinnySmack Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I could go with longest streak without posting since I used to have this name at the old ezboard smarks site back in 2001 and I just now decided to bring it here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I'm just here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted April 24, 2003 DH, you look more like a celebrity than anyone else here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 24, 2003 DH, you look more like a celebrity than anyone else here. Please not another Dr. Phill comment, heh. What are you talking about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Most over heel on the board? *ahem* Someone has been in their custom signature. I outrage nearly everyone with my lame, immature, and antoganizing behavior. Only because I became a tweener, Banky. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Ok, it was Dr. Phil. But since you don't like that, you also look like a young Lionel Barrymore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Downhome Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Ok, it was Dr. Phil. But since you don't like that, you also look like a young Lionel Barrymore. Nah, Dr. Phill is cool. It's just, I'm fucking 22 and I'm told I look like him. That just, it's, just fucked. Yeah, I'll take Lionel over Phill though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Ok, it was Dr. Phil. But since you don't like that, you also look like a young Lionel Barrymore. Nah, Dr. Phill is cool. It's just, I'm fucking 22 and I'm told I look like him. Ooh, that's too bad. I wanna see! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Let's see. I'm 5'11" 235lbs 25 yrs. old And I've been told I look like Christopher Reeve So I guess you could say I'm TSM's Clark Kent....except without the superpowers and superhero alterego.......well without a real one atleast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I..have the least hair, guaranteed, since I have no hair at all. MarvinistheAntiAlbert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimo Dugas 0 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Marvin, are you an invalid from Gattaca? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest welshjerichomark Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I have a hunch that MissMattitude may be british, but if she isn't i'm the only british, female poster here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted April 24, 2003 You pick one for me: TSM's Most obnoxious Heel TSM's Most likely to be banned TSM's Most Perverted (My next gimmick, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!) TSM's #1 Sammy Hagar/Elvis/Hair Bands/Metallica/Jim Morrison mark TSM's Most likely to be found and shot by Dames TSM's #1 Guy who sides with the ethnicity synonimous with Hicks, and Nazis. TSM's #1 Guy who bashes Mexicans, despite being one himself I will never TSM's Scariest poster, I'm leaving Buffy Beast, and Use Your Illusion fight over that honor. Every Rose Has It's Thorn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I think I win the title of "Being here the longest" by a few hours. Seeing as everyone with member numbers small than me are mods of TSM or TheSmarks. Also I win title of "Most UnImportant member" One more for me, I win closest to a major federation, seeing the World HQ of WWF is 4 miles from my house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Chuck Woolery Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I'm pretty sure I at least contend for youngest, although I'm not sure if I am as I think Insanityman is younger than me (not sure though). If anyone wants to compare notes, though... fourteen, birthday 1/13/89. - Mike. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I think I also win the award for 'TSM's Biggest Knight Rider fan' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I'm TSM's biggest female post whore, only because CC's posts are quality. Rarely have you seen me with a long post. On any subject. In conclusion, SP & I should start TSM's only HBK FAN CLUB~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Retro Rob Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I think I win the title of "Being here the longest" by a few hours. Seeing as everyone with member numbers small than me are mods of TSM or TheSmarks. I used to be something like 17, but my account got ruined and the legacy ended. How many other people were banned by Botter on the ezBoard, but allowed back in on this board after promising to Becker (he made me) that i wouldn't verbally attack SK anymore? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 24, 2003 #1 Assclown here... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Midnight Express83 Report post Posted April 24, 2003 Choken wins most times banned and yet still post here(combo of TSM and TheSmarks). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I think I win the title of "Being here the longest" by a few hours. Seeing as everyone with member numbers small than me are mods of TSM or TheSmarks. ::points to member number:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 24, 2003 ::Points to number and giggles:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 24, 2003 ::Points at member number of no significance:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted April 24, 2003 I nominate IDRM for "Best go-to guy when it comes to sex".......I don't think there isn't anything that man hasn't done or had done to him. Then there are some things that I hope he hasn't done or had done to him. Me? Fucked if I know, I'm usually just here. Maybe the most hobbit-like of all the smarks as I'm totally rocking the hobbit-fro dealy right now, I'm not too tall (5'8), I have a round face, bright eyes and enjoy beer and constant eating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Plushy Al Logan Report post Posted April 24, 2003 ::Points out that I was once Mario Logan, but that poster has vanished from all TSM records:: Every Rose Has It's Thorn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
