Guest Space_Cowboy Report post Posted April 25, 2003 I'll take 'Best Australian who still posts here'. Since The Vanilla Midget and Respect the 'Taker/Use Your Illusion aren't posting here for the time being, i'd say the award is mine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest caboose Report post Posted April 25, 2003 I think I also win the award for 'TSM's Biggest Knight Rider fan' NO WAY! I had a Hasselhoff avatar dammit! EDIT: Ladies and gents, the return of the MOTHERFUCKIN' DAVID HASSELHOFF KNIGHT RIDER AVATAR~! But I've sat inside one of the three last remaining Knight Rider Cars! Top that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 25, 2003 TSM's resident badass Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted April 25, 2003 If you've read most of my posts in the Sex thread and some in the NHB thread, I think I win "Most Psychologically Scarred" Poster contest... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted April 25, 2003 If you've read most of my posts in the Sex thread and some in the NHB thread, I think I win "Most Psychologically Scarred" Poster contest... No, you win "Poster Who Tries Too Hard" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ViciousFish Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Ummm...I got...........ummm...strangest piercing??? Well, thats if no one else has a prince albert. This better be my claim to fame dammit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spiny norman Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Not if I can help it, Space Cowboy. Um, we had someone take most hairless back somewhere? I guess I'll take hairiest. Probably. If not, I guess, um, am I the only bagpiper here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2003 I would say biggest overall sports junkie poster and/or biggest procrastinator which may explain why I am still posting at 3:45 am while my 7-10 page paper is still due in 7 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vern Gagne Report post Posted April 25, 2003 We have alot of sports junkies on this board. Besides the Big 4 in America, do you like more international sports? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest kingkamala Report post Posted April 25, 2003 If you've read most of my posts in the Sex thread and some in the NHB thread, I think I win "Most Psychologically Scarred" Poster contest... No, you win "Poster Who Tries Too Hard" Agreed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KanadianKrusty Report post Posted April 25, 2003 But I've sat inside one of the three last remaining Knight Rider Cars! Top that! I no-sell that, and declare myself the #1 Knight Rider/David Hasselhoff mark on this board. Thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2003 I'm definetley the shortest poster here. Hm. I don't know about that. I'm pretty damn short. Dames is the only person who has met both of us, so he'd be able to decide that. The Truth...is now revealed. I am 5'6. Yes. I've met both Areacode and Bob Barron. Funny how the only 2 TSM posters I've met are both shorter than the guy who's the BUTT of all of the short jokes around here. From what I remember, AC measures in at around 5'2 or so. Bob Barron measures in at a WHOPPING 5'....maybe 4'11. The winner.... Bob Barron. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted April 25, 2003 I think I'm taller then 5' Dames. Maybe 5'1. Maybe one day you, me and AC can all stand back to back to back to make it official. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bravesfan Report post Posted April 25, 2003 DUDE! FIVE FEET TALL?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2003 You have no idea how surprised I was when I met the both of you. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted April 25, 2003 HAHA... Dames is short. I'd make fun of bob barron, but I don't know him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Dames 0 Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Bitch, you're like a half inch taller than me. Dames Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted April 25, 2003 DUDE! FIVE FEET TALL?!? 5'1. I think Dames measurements are a little off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EQ Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Bitch, you're like a half inch taller than me. Dames That's why I love making fun of you for it. Cause I know it bothers you that much more >=D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 25, 2003 You should box Sass, or Dames, for that matter. Scufflin' midgets are as funny as total mismatches anyway. we represent, the lollipop guild.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 25, 2003 How do you midgits drive cars? 5 feet? Damn...That's so sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Well I can't drive so there's no problem Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Why Not? I am sure You can use a Pillow... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 25, 2003 DUDE! FIVE FEET TALL?!? 5'1. I think Dames measurements are a little off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted April 25, 2003 HAHA... Dames is short. I'd make fun of bob barron, but I don't know him. Not knowing Bob never stops me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spaceman Spiff Report post Posted April 25, 2003 From what I remember, AC measures in at around 5'2 or so. Wow, I pictured him taller for some reason... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Bob I thought you were in college? You can't drive? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob_barron Report post Posted April 25, 2003 I never learned how to drive. I lived in a walking town so I never really saw the point. In college I live right downtown in Toronto so again- there's no need for me to drive Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted April 25, 2003 That's understandable. I thought you were like a friend of mine who is in college but refuses to go get his license because he doesn't have a car of his own. Knowing full well he can more than likely use his parents' car. Meh, one of us always picking up makes for good buddy time though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 25, 2003 Still, Even if you live in aPopulated or Walking area...It's nice to have that ID anyways...and wouldn't ya feel shitty if you got transfered to like Bloomington, Indiana and you didn't know how to drive to work? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites