The petition to CLOSE DOWN Petition Online.com..

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

Lol i came across this on Petition Online. Everyone sign, its hilarious!

The Petition

[Guest Anglesault]

Nothing I hate more than something that poorly written.

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

Sorry Mrs Thompson.

 

Whoops! For a second there i thought you were my english teacher.

[Guest Anglesault]

"cos" is not a word. That doesn't make me an Engish teacher. I don't ask for perfection. Just not that.

[Guest JHawk]

I refuse to sign it because of the word "cos".

 

I'm only tolerating "favour" because that is actually acceptable in certain countries.

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

make your own petition to close down mine because of my using of "cos"

[Guest Anglesault]

What's the point? We already got you to say "because"

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

Whats the point?

i dunno, cos you aint got nuttin else 2 do...

 

(have fun with that sentence)

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

anyone who is welsh must reply to this thread.

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

is "cuz" ok? I do that sometimes.

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

its ok only if you sign the petition.

[Guest Anglesault]

is "cuz" ok? I do that sometimes.

I'm not a fan of shorthand in general.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

is "cuz" ok? I do that sometimes.

I'm not a fan of shorthand in general.

Then do not use any contractions.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

The shortening of words is responsible for variation in English language. What is shorthand or a colloquialism now is likely to be in common usage in the future.

[Guest Eagan469]

I signed it

[Guest eiker_ir]

yeah me too, i'm (required)

[Guest Marshall]

I'm only tolerating "favour" because that is actually acceptable in certain countries.

Certain countries? That made me laugh.

 

It just did, ok?

[Guest Marshall]

Nothing I hate more than something that poorly written.

Do you realise you're missing an "is", or was that on purpuse for "fun"? Ironic, eh?

[Guest IDrinkRatsMilk]

I think it was as in, poorly written to that degree.

[Guest Marshall]

oh yeah, you're right. I smell of poop.

[Guest ConchairtoHead]

The next song is P-Diddy and B2K "Bump Bump Bump"

[Guest spiny norman]

Why did you bump this?

 

It's not like everyone was waiting anxiously for the return of this thread because their life was incomplete without it. No. This thread had dropped off the front page because it was asinine. Amazingly, despite you bumping it, it remains asinine.

[Guest Retro Rob]

Why did you bump this?

 

It's not like everyone was waiting anxiously for the return of this thread because their life was incomplete without it. No. This thread had dropped off the front page because it was asinine. Amazingly, despite you bumping it, it remains asinine.

Speak for yourself...

[Guest saturnmark4life]

The thread title made me laugh when I saw it, but inside it didn't live up to expectations.

 

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