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Guest CoreyLazarus416
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I'm CliffYoungNOW. CopernicusTheVII is my friend Greg.

 

CopernicusTheVII: DUDE

Cliff Young NOW: ?

CopernicusTheVII: IM GETTING THE SWEETEST MOPED

Guest tank_abbott
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*Looks around for something funny, leaves*

Guest MaxPower27
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My manager:

 

"OK, that fixture is in the middle of the goddamn aisle. Just move is 3 cunthairs to the left, there. Perfect."

Guest Memphis
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'That man (Triple H) is the greatest athlete in this sport' - Ric Flair.

 

...BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

M

Guest wwF1587
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'That man (Triple H) is the greatest athlete in this sport' - Ric Flair.

 

...BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

 

M

LMAO... finally something funny

Guest Youth N Asia
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Woman buying Stephen King's "It" at myt dad's book store, over 1,000 pages.

 

Me: "Would you like a bag?"

Woman: "No. Save a tree."

 

...you just bought a book with well over 1,000 pages in it! You are not saving a tree!

 

I also tend to throw in sometimes "It's too late for this tree." (one customer got pissed over that one)

Guest Texas Small Arms 09
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I had a 28 year old tell me I was gay because I enjoy anal sex and love to have sex. Mind you I'm a female with a boyfriend. :wub:

Guest AM The Kid
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"Its gettin 'nippily' out here"-my friend Peter tonight, it was cold outside.

Guest tank_abbott
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"Andy, your a screw up and you'll never amount to anything"

 

- My Dad to me

 

Bwahahahhahaha!

Guest snuffbox
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"Its gettin 'nippily' out here"-my friend Peter tonight, it was cold outside.

humor m.i.a.

Guest Agent of Oblivion
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"Now I know what you're thinking, Jeremy, there's no way you're going to get your asshole pierced."

 

-Third shift gas station clerk at a local Citgo, talking on the phone.

Guest AM The Kid
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"humor m.i.a."-snuffbox

 

Just cracked me up!

Guest Nevermortal
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WC Fields, when asked why he never drank water...

 

"Fish fuck in it."

Guest Choken One
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Guy Has a Point...

 

Here is some...

 

"The Docters X-Rayed my head and found nothing"-Dizzy Dean

 

"I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me"- Andre Dawson

 

"President Clinton had a bill, E-i-e-i-o. And in that bill was lots of pork, e-i-e-i-o." -Sen. Alfonse D'Amato

 

"It is no exgaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or the other"-

President George W. Bush

 

"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton and my fellow Astronaunts" -Al Gore

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