Guest CoreyLazarus416 Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 I'm CliffYoungNOW. CopernicusTheVII is my friend Greg. CopernicusTheVII: DUDE Cliff Young NOW: ? CopernicusTheVII: IM GETTING THE SWEETEST MOPED
Guest tank_abbott Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 *Looks around for something funny, leaves*
Guest MaxPower27 Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 My manager: "OK, that fixture is in the middle of the goddamn aisle. Just move is 3 cunthairs to the left, there. Perfect."
Guest Memphis Posted April 25, 2003 Report Posted April 25, 2003 'That man (Triple H) is the greatest athlete in this sport' - Ric Flair. ...BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA M
Guest wwF1587 Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 'That man (Triple H) is the greatest athlete in this sport' - Ric Flair. ...BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA M LMAO... finally something funny
Guest Youth N Asia Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 Woman buying Stephen King's "It" at myt dad's book store, over 1,000 pages. Me: "Would you like a bag?" Woman: "No. Save a tree." ...you just bought a book with well over 1,000 pages in it! You are not saving a tree! I also tend to throw in sometimes "It's too late for this tree." (one customer got pissed over that one)
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 I had a 28 year old tell me I was gay because I enjoy anal sex and love to have sex. Mind you I'm a female with a boyfriend.
Guest AM The Kid Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 "Its gettin 'nippily' out here"-my friend Peter tonight, it was cold outside.
Guest tank_abbott Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 "Andy, your a screw up and you'll never amount to anything" - My Dad to me Bwahahahhahaha!
Guest snuffbox Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 "Its gettin 'nippily' out here"-my friend Peter tonight, it was cold outside. humor m.i.a.
Guest papacita Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 "And he was a no good...lunatic...zerohead."
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 "Now I know what you're thinking, Jeremy, there's no way you're going to get your asshole pierced." -Third shift gas station clerk at a local Citgo, talking on the phone.
Guest AM The Kid Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 "humor m.i.a."-snuffbox Just cracked me up!
Guest Choken One Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 "I Do"-My Wife to me on the Alter...
Zetterberg is God Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 "I Do"-My Wife to me on the Alter... I don't know why I found that so funny, but it was indeed hilarious.
Guest Nevermortal Posted April 26, 2003 Report Posted April 26, 2003 WC Fields, when asked why he never drank water... "Fish fuck in it."
Guest Choken One Posted April 27, 2003 Report Posted April 27, 2003 Guy Has a Point... Here is some... "The Docters X-Rayed my head and found nothing"-Dizzy Dean "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me"- Andre Dawson "President Clinton had a bill, E-i-e-i-o. And in that bill was lots of pork, e-i-e-i-o." -Sen. Alfonse D'Amato "It is no exgaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or the other"- President George W. Bush "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton and my fellow Astronaunts" -Al Gore
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