Guest CoreyLazarus416 Report post Posted April 25, 2003 I'm CliffYoungNOW. CopernicusTheVII is my friend Greg. CopernicusTheVII: DUDE Cliff Young NOW: ? CopernicusTheVII: IM GETTING THE SWEETEST MOPED Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted April 25, 2003 *Looks around for something funny, leaves* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted April 25, 2003 My manager: "OK, that fixture is in the middle of the goddamn aisle. Just move is 3 cunthairs to the left, there. Perfect." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Memphis Report post Posted April 25, 2003 'That man (Triple H) is the greatest athlete in this sport' - Ric Flair. ...BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA M Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wwF1587 Report post Posted April 26, 2003 'That man (Triple H) is the greatest athlete in this sport' - Ric Flair. ...BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA M LMAO... finally something funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Youth N Asia Report post Posted April 26, 2003 Woman buying Stephen King's "It" at myt dad's book store, over 1,000 pages. Me: "Would you like a bag?" Woman: "No. Save a tree." ...you just bought a book with well over 1,000 pages in it! You are not saving a tree! I also tend to throw in sometimes "It's too late for this tree." (one customer got pissed over that one) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Texas Small Arms 09 Report post Posted April 26, 2003 I had a 28 year old tell me I was gay because I enjoy anal sex and love to have sex. Mind you I'm a female with a boyfriend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted April 26, 2003 "Its gettin 'nippily' out here"-my friend Peter tonight, it was cold outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tank_abbott Report post Posted April 26, 2003 "Andy, your a screw up and you'll never amount to anything" - My Dad to me Bwahahahhahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest snuffbox Report post Posted April 26, 2003 "Its gettin 'nippily' out here"-my friend Peter tonight, it was cold outside. humor m.i.a. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest papacita Report post Posted April 26, 2003 "And he was a no good...lunatic...zerohead." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted April 26, 2003 "I'm Vanna White" Treble Charged Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted April 26, 2003 "Now I know what you're thinking, Jeremy, there's no way you're going to get your asshole pierced." -Third shift gas station clerk at a local Citgo, talking on the phone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest AM The Kid Report post Posted April 26, 2003 "humor m.i.a."-snuffbox Just cracked me up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 26, 2003 "I Do"-My Wife to me on the Alter... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetterberg is God 0 Report post Posted April 26, 2003 "I Do"-My Wife to me on the Alter... I don't know why I found that so funny, but it was indeed hilarious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nevermortal Report post Posted April 26, 2003 WC Fields, when asked why he never drank water... "Fish fuck in it." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted April 27, 2003 Guy Has a Point... Here is some... "The Docters X-Rayed my head and found nothing"-Dizzy Dean "I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me"- Andre Dawson "President Clinton had a bill, E-i-e-i-o. And in that bill was lots of pork, e-i-e-i-o." -Sen. Alfonse D'Amato "It is no exgaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or the other"- President George W. Bush "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton and my fellow Astronaunts" -Al Gore Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
