Finally........I'm Going For My Permit

[Guest MaxPower27]

I'll go to places for no reason, just to drive.

 

Today, I noticed that we were out of jelly so I made a huge scene about wanting a peanut butter and jelly sandwich later on, and then drove 45 minutes to the store and 45 minutes back.

[Guest Choken One]

Oh Yeah...I do that Shit too...

 

I tell myself

 

"All Right...If anyone asks...Yer driving from Cincy to Iowa to get some Wheat Bread"

 

I'll give myself Chores...

 

"Well...The Wife says I need to do the Dishes...Better go to Dayton to get some soap"

[Guest MaxPower27]

lol

 

Cincy to Iowa

[Guest Choken One]

U ever drive somewhere over night and just went

 

"Fuck It...Let's turn off on this exit and get on this road and see where I wind up?"

 

I did that Around A couple years ago and After 6 Hours Wound Up in Richmond.

[Guest MaxPower27]

yep

 

Back when I lived in Massachusetts.

 

I wound up in New Jersey

[Guest Choken One]

What? That's like like RIGHT next to each other...

 

Wasn't much of a Trip Pal...

[Guest MaxPower27]

I know, but I didn't know where I was until I passed something that had "New Jersey ______"

 

I was like, "Oh, fuck"

 

Then, I had to drive home and I got grounded.

 

[Guest Choken One]

Yeah...I can see that...

 

I did the same thing...I had no pourpose either...

 

I've driven to Detroit TONS of times on Accident when going to Cleveland... I dunno why...

[Guest MaxPower27]

There was one time that I made it close to Virginia, but turned back.

 

That was after my girl and I broke up, so I just DROVE.

[Guest Choken One]

Yeah before I got Married I drove straight for about 8 hours...

[Guest Choken One]

What type of car do you have man?

[Guest MaxPower27]

It was when I still had my Camry. Thing finally died after 189,000+ miles and I had bought it for $2,000. It blew the head gasket as I pulled into my driveway.

 

Now, I have a Regal, but it runs like shit, so I don't take too many solitary road trips anymore. I'd like to drive to Atlanta to see a Braves game, but the car can't handle it.

[Guest Choken One]

Ah Sucks...Get yerself a Nice Truck or 'Tang like me and Enjoy the open road...

 

My Truck has 275,000 miles on it...

[Guest MaxPower27]

No money. I want to get an SUV, but I barely have enough money to pay for college.

[Guest Choken One]

I got my Mustang for 3,500 bucks...It just needed a Engine and My Old Man had a few laying around SO BOOM!

[Guest MaxPower27]

 

I don't even have that much.

 

Getting a new job this summer though. Hopefully one that will give me more than 13 hours a week, so I'll start saving for my Explorer.

[Guest Choken One]

Pal Just get a cheap Used Blazer and save yourself the trouble...

[Guest MaxPower27]

Blazer, eh?

[Guest Choken One]

Blazers are just as good and cheaper...

[Guest MaxPower27]

Sounds like a plan.

 

Now, to just save the money...

[Guest Choken One]

I suggest Robbing a Bank...

 

 

or just get a loan from the Bank of Mom and Dad...

[Guest MaxPower27]

I already owe my mom enough money.

 

Although that bankrobbing sounds like a scheme I'd enjoy...

[Guest Choken One]

Stray Small...Ask for 5,472 dollars and the Bank will go "That's It? Here you go"...

 

Walk out the door and Voila...

 

 

I do this once a week...For Therepy.

[Guest MaxPower27]

Or:

 

"Can I help you?"

 

"PUT THE FUCKING MONEY IN THE BAG!!!"

 

...

 

later

 

"AND DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!"

[Guest Choken One]

Or:

 

"Can I help you?"

 

"PUT THE FUCKING MONEY IN THE BAG!!!"

 

...

 

later

 

"AND DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT I LOOK LIKE!!!"

Sure...That will WORK...

 

 

Bring you BANG 3:16 gun with ya...

[Guest MaxPower27]

I have a cap gun. Will that work?

[Guest Choken One]

Nope. Bang 316 is very specific...It won't work unless you have it...

[Guest MaxPower27]

::goes off to build a Bang 3:16 gun::

[Guest Choken One]

Use Wax Paper...It adds to the "BANG" sound...

[Guest Coffey]

I'm 21 and still don't have a license, or a car. In fact, I don't have a job, I'm not in school anymore and I still live with my parents. Chalk it up to laziness, unmotivation and unorganized priorites I guess.

 

My last two jobs I was "terminated" for "violence in the work place"