Mr. America: A picture from Smackdown...

[Guest mach7]

Christ, he looks like something out of M.U.S.C.L.E./Kinnikuman!! LOL!!

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

Am I the only one that remembers Bob Armstrong losing that loser leave town match against Robert Fuller about 20 years ago.

 

He put a mask on and called himself the bullet so he could return.

 

Damn the WWE is hurting for some good writers!

[Guest Youth N Asia]

How could they be so shitty at keeping a simple secret? Sure everyone knew it was going to be Hogan...but he pretty much blabbed about it to anyone who would listen.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Remember Children...

 

...you can not spell "WHO WRITES THIS CRAP" without "STEPH"...

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Remember Children...

 

...you can not spell "WHO WRITES THIS CRAP" without "STEPH"...

Now where have I heard that one before?

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Remember Children...

 

...you can not spell "WHO WRITES THIS CRAP" without "STEPH"...

Now where have I heard that one before?

ynA...I'M thinking about this...and i'll get back to you...

[Guest Austin3164life]

This whole angle is going to suck major moose cock. Stephanie definitely wrote this one.

[Guest BDC]

SHOOT

 

ME

 

NOW

[Mecha Mummy 0]

This whole angle is going to suck major moose cock. Stephanie definitely wrote this one.

No, whoever came up with The Bullet or Midnight Rider did.

[Guest The Grand Pubah of 1620]

This whole angle is going to suck major moose cock.  Stephanie definitely wrote this one.

No, whoever came up with The Bullet or Midnight Rider did.

No doubt! Steph has never has an original idea her whole life!

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Dear God, where's the Dungeon of Doom when you need them?!

[Guest Goodear]

This is brilliant, I can just imagine the promos where the fans are all chanting away, "HOGAN, HOGAN" and Hulk turns to the camera and is all, "Where is he brother?" I'm just a sucker for the everyone knows who it is masked gimmick.

[Guest The Amazing Rando]

Her one original thought was "i'll go fuck Hunter...no girl has done that before"

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

Her one original thought was "i'll go fuck Hunter...no girl has done that before"

Not on camera, yet!

[Guest CED Ordonez]

Yellow Dog, Midnight Rider, Blue Blazer '99, Charlie Brown from Outta Town, Los Conquistadores 2K1, The Bullet, The Machines...

 

And now, Mr. America...

 

Long Live the "Blatantly Obvious Who That Masked Man Is" Gimmick.

[Guest Bannable Offense]

You forgot Doom!

[Guest Jobber of the Week]

I was actually thinking that perhaps the WWE should bring back Doom. Not the original guys of course, but take Teddy Long's current thing, and he manages Mack and some other black/blackish guy in a mask and they're called Doom.

[Guest Cerebus]

You mean its not Tajiri...

 

*looks at a noose with longing*

[Guest razazteca]

Now they need to do a Hair vs Mask match.........Albert vs Mr America!

 

Shave the back!

[Guest Anglesault]

The only way this storyline could be beneficial (which is not to say 'good') is if Hogan took on Sean Ohaire at Judgement day, lost big time, and then decided he needed someone else to get the job done. I don't know who that person is, but it would give them a big rub if it happened. So on the next Smackdown PPV you could have Piper/Ohaire vs. Hogan/Partner, or Hogan vs Piper, Ohaire vs. Partner

Woah Woah Woah Woah. Sean O'Haire has done nothing to earn another PPV match, let alone two. It takes Ungodly skill to get WMOTN on a card as bad as Backlash. And that was ust as much his fault as it was Rikishi's s don't blame it on Rikishi. Use Mr. America for someone who doesn't suck.

[Guest MarvinisaLunatic]

Im easily amused by very stupid things, but the whole segment was only funny for about 20 seconds. In fact, I found it to be funny primarily because of

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Piper throwing an absolute hissy fit in the ring that because he knows its Hogan. He started throwing it when Real American hit and he didn't stop until Hogan actually got ready to speak...

 

Oh, and a rather odd thing I noticed right towards the end..

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Mr. America likes shoving flag poles down his pants..He shoved the flag pole down his pants to hold it so he could pose and flex...