Why Don't You Ever Diss Posters In Their Faces?

[Guest Bannable Offense]

Posters around here post so much garbage about other posters when there's something called the a message board separating them. You can talk all the shit you want on message boards, but you can't talk the shit in their face because that would require you to locate the person physically and arrange a trip to their general location. All it takes is a little hard earned cash to pay for travel expenses to find the another guy, who you wouldn't give two shits about otherwise, to tell him his opinion about the Big Show is wrong and that he's an idiot for thinking that.

 

Anyways, I find it funny how posters talk so much garbage because they're safe in the comfort of their own homes, but if they ever actually met the person on the street, they'd pass him on the street with not even a second thought.

 

Fuck you, stereotypical flamers. And I can go to hell too for being a hypocrite and not disclosing my location, since I know you flamers would like to throw down like it's the last bottle of Oxy-10 on the shelf.

 

This has been a Bannable Offense satire.

[Guest bob_barron]

I met Dames and kept ragging on him for giving Commonwealth Connection v. Hurri-Dust 1/2*.

 

So I've done my job

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I've dissed Slingshot Suplex about many things.

 

But the whole advantage about being online is being able to diss someone from a safe distance in the safety of your home...DUH!

[Guest TheGame2705]

I take full credit for the idea of this post. All of you bow down and give me head.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

I've met SP in real life, but I have no reason to insult him...

 

... yet.

[Guest Banky]

Posters around here post so much garbage about other posters when there's something called the a message board separating them. You can talk all the shit you want on message boards, but you can't talk the shit in their face because that would require you to locate the person physically and arrange a trip to their general location. All it takes is a little hard earned cash to pay for travel expenses to find the another guy, who you wouldn't give two shits about otherwise, to tell him his opinion about the Big Show is wrong and that he's an idiot for thinking that.

 

Anyways, I find it funny how posters talk so much garbage because they're safe in the comfort of their own homes, but if they ever actually met the person on the street, they'd pass him on the street with not even a second thought.

 

Fuck you, stereotypical flamers. And I can go to hell too for being a hypocrite and not disclosing my location, since I know you flamers would like to throw down like it's the last bottle of Oxy-10 on the shelf.

 

This has been a Bannable Offense satire.

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[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Read the "Why don't you ever diss wrestlers to their face" thread to understand that.

[Guest Plushy Al Logan]

If I meet any of you, I'll tll you off if you ask for it.

[Guest Mole]

When I met Nash, I was going to ask him about his power in WCW, but we couldn't talk to him.

[rising up out of the back seat-nuh 0]

Nash is a poster now? That explains nothing whatsoever.

[Guest Kinetic]

You people are fucking lame. I just went back and re-read those "HHH Files" things I wrote a few months ago and, yeah, I'm a lot funnier and smarter than most of you.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

You people are fucking lame. I just went back and re-read those "HHH Files" things I wrote a few months ago and, yeah, I'm a lot funnier and smarter than most of you.

Man, true. I found myself in a bind and reaching for my Backstreet Boys' The Hits Chapter 1 CD, and thought "Damn, I wish Kinetic's wit and intelligence were here to set me straight!"

 

Seriously though, how you doing man? Much better I hope. It's such an event when you post anymore now that you do it so infrequently.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

Hell, I've given Sebastan The Bastard an asswhoopin or two. (or dozen or two)

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If I actually knew Kotzenjunge..I could probably drive him to suicide in a month or two.

[Guest SP-1]

I've met SP in real life, but I have no reason to insult him...

 

... yet.

Soon, Kotzenjunge. Very soon . . .

 

*cue evil laugh*

[Guest Mole]

Nash is a poster now? That explains nothing whatsoever.

Oops, I thought this was the wrestling thred.

[Guest Slingshot Suplex]

I've dissed Slingshot Suplex about many things.

 

But the whole advantage about being online is being able to diss someone from a safe distance in the safety of your home...DUH!

I must have dissed Youth somewhere along the way.

 

I watched that X-Play last night.Your girl looks a lot better as a redhead.

[Guest Youth N Asia]

I've dissed Slingshot Suplex about many things.

 

But the whole advantage about being online is being able to diss someone from a safe distance in the safety of your home...DUH!

I must have dissed Youth somewhere along the way.

 

I watched that X-Play last night.Your girl looks a lot better as a redhead.

Morgan looks good with any head of hair. I'm liking the red too.

[Guest FeArHaVoC]

Anyone have a problem with me, you can come to this Hell Hole called upstate, NY, and we'll drink a few beers and I'll whoop your ass in some old school Tecmo Bowl, motherfuckers!

 

::5 Second Pose::

[Guest Mole]

Haha, I'll kick your ass in Super Techmo Bowl Fear.

 

And if I saw bob barron in real life, I would talk to him and see what he is really like. If he is a tool like he is at this board, I'd fuck him up, or atleast try.

[Guest bob_barron]

You would fuck me up mole? Sorry fella- I guess we play on different teams.

[Guest Mole]

Teams? Well, your a Nets fan, and I'm a Boston fan, so I guess your right.

 

To quote Ferris Bueller: "Pardon my French, but bob barron is so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

[Guest bob_barron]

Yea and just like last year- my Nets are beating the shit out of the Celtics.

 

What's the matter? Ran out of 4th quarter miracle comebacks that in the end prove meaningless?

 

And mole- Using the same quote in two different threads- that's just idiotic

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You would fuck me up mole? Sorry fella- I guess we play on different teams.

Yet another bad comeback in a history of Barron ineptitude. I wouldn't even wait to talk to Bob, I'd just start CLUBBERIN~ on him.

[Guest bob_barron]

You would fuck me up mole? Sorry fella- I guess we play on different teams.

Yet another bad comeback in a history of Barron ineptitude. I wouldn't even wait to talk to Bob, I'd just start CLUBBERIN~ on him.

Would you bust out the flip flop-n-fly?

[Guest Mole]

Nope, it is still funny to me. What was that barron?

 

Oh yeah, to quote Ferris: "Pardon my French, but bob barron is so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond."

 

And the Celetics will make a comeback, I hope.

[Guest Mole]

I am proud to have that in my sig now.

[Guest treble charged]

vs.

 

In this situation, nobody wins. We're all worse for having to witness something like this.

[Guest Kotzenjunge]

You would fuck me up mole? Sorry fella- I guess we play on different teams.

Yet another bad comeback in a history of Barron ineptitude. I wouldn't even wait to talk to Bob, I'd just start CLUBBERIN~ on him.

Would you bust out the flip flop-n-fly?

I would have said I'd fuck you up also, but you want it to have some kind of repressed homosexual meaning, so clubbering was the first thing that popped into my head.

[Guest Mole]

vs.

 

In this situation, nobody wins. We're all worse for having to witness something like this.

Ha, that's funny.