Yuna_Firerose Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 I saw this on PWSF so I thought I'd post it here. Question 1: If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion? Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one. Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates: Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening. Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife. Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first for the two questions, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Candidate B is Winston Churchill. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 4, 2003 Report Posted May 4, 2003 See, it's always something. No politician in the world is good. Not one of them, anywhere, ever. You've got to go with the guy that's bad, but openly, cause at least you know what he's about and can deal with him. Don't go with the guy that looks good, cause you don't know what he's hiding.
Guest hardyz1 Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 I'm having a flashback to four years ago when I first saw this. Man, have I really been on the Internet for six years? Time flies.
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 This exists outside the internet. Hell, they showed it to us in church, that must have been... at least 10 years ago.
Guest MarvinisaLunatic Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Man, I elected Hitler and killed off Beethoven.
Guest DrTom Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 I elected Churchill and advised Beethoven's mother to be rid of him. Questionnaires like this are inherently silly and pointless, since the "bad" choices always end up good, and vice versa.
Guest Kotzenjunge Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 I think people who say these are silly are just bitter at being fooled.
Guest DrTom Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 ::bans Kotz:: No, I pretty much expected the SWERVE~! and still thought it was silly at the end. One of the reasons I elected Churchill (without knowing who it was when I made the choice) was because I knew the "perfect" candidate would turn out to be a jackass. Option B also seemed like a real person with flaws I could live with. In short, this questionnaire is ghey.
Guest JHawk Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Dr. Tom's using "ghey" now? Does that mean I'm the only one who isn't?
Guest My Eyebrow is on fire Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Dr. Tom's using "ghey" now? Does that mean I'm the only one who isn't? No you aren't. Ghey and gay are the same thing no matter how long and boring of an explanation they give. You spell it "ghey" or "gay" - you're still using an expression rooted in homophobia. I'm quite comfortable with offending people and see no need to justify it through gay spelling variations.
Guest ShooterJay Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Re: Hitler It's sort of a trick question on the last description because he didn't get married until the week before he died. I was thinking Candidate C was Bob Dole
Yuna_Firerose Posted May 5, 2003 Author Report Posted May 5, 2003 Dr. Tom's using "ghey" now? Does that mean I'm the only one who isn't? Uh..you just did
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Man, I elected Hitler and killed off Beethoven. Ouch! Me too.
Guest Fook_Hing_Ho Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Seen it before. Snopes has an article on this: http://www.snopes.com/glurge/twoquest.htm
Guest Vitamin X Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 I killed off Beethoven (bah he wasn't that great anyways ) and I elected Winston Churchill because I can relate to him. He was also manic depressive like I am.
Guest Ravenbomb Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 I, too, Killed Beethoven and elected Chuchill. Can't go wrong with a guy who sleeps until noon.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted May 7, 2003 Report Posted May 7, 2003 I went with the Opium user. Fuck Beethoven.
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