Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted May 5, 2003 NHB has been back to its argumentative self lately, which I'm glad to see, but I just HAD to share this with everyone... my conversation with one Scott Keith's Biggest Fan, on AOL Instant Messenger. Backstory: I'd been closing his window out every time I'd respond to him until I decided to fuck with him. We were talking about his conversation with one CanadianChick on MSN... CartmanTwl: Well, I just liked chatting with her. We have alot of things in common. Kotzenjunge: Like? CartmanTwl: We both like Adam Sandler movies. Kotzenjunge: Well, you gotta have that. CartmanTwl: We both aspired to be wrestlers although she is actually going to continue with that and I'm not. Kotzenjunge: Is she now. CartmanTwl: We talked for like 4 hours straight about a bunch of stuff. Kotzenjunge: Like, for real? CartmanTwl: Yup. Kotzenjunge: Dude, like, whoa. You aren't shitting me? Kotzenjunge: Come on, man! Don't hold out on me here! Kotzenjunge: Tell me more!! CartmanTwl: Well, you want to see the pic she sent me? Kotzenjunge: Sure, lay it on me. CartmanTwl wants to directly connect. CartmanTwl cancels request; no connection was made. Kotzenjunge wants to directly connect. Kotzenjunge: It usually only works if I initiate it. CartmanTwl has not responded; no connection was made. (If you and your buddy are each behind a different firewall, then the connection will not work; check with your network administrator if you are not sure about your firewall status.). CartmanTwl wants to directly connect. CartmanTwl cancels request; no connection was made. Kotzenjunge: Hrm. Kotzenjunge: Just E-mail it. Kotzenjunge: [email protected] CartmanTwl: Okay. CartmanTwl: I'm going to send it now. She's wearing her Catholic School uniform. Kotzenjunge: All right. Kotzenjunge: You send it now. Kotzenjunge: Not later. Kotzenjunge: Has it been sent yet, SKBF? I must know if I have to check my E-mail Inbox for it if you have sent it. CartmanTwl: Not yet. Hold on. Kotzenjunge: Very well. I would like for you to tell me when it is sent, so I may check my E-mail inbox. CartmanTwl: Sent. Kotzenjunge: It is sent, so I will check my E-mail inbox, then come back to this window to tell you if I have gotten it. CartmanTwl: Okay. Kotzenjunge: I have received it. CartmanTwl: Good. Kotzenjunge: Allow me to "open" it. But it's really not opening, because you can't open the computer up and read the E-mail! LOL! CartmanTwl: lol Kotzenjunge: OMG! Kotzenjunge: OMG! Kotzenjunge: You were correct in your assessment of her attractiveness. She is quite attractive indeed. You were correct. CartmanTwl: I haven't shown that pic to anyone but you and Bob Barron. Kotzenjunge: That means that you haven't shown it to anyone else but Bob Barron. Only two people have been shown. Of course, I forgot you. That makes three! LMAO! CartmanTwl: Yup. CartmanTwl: I told her that I look like Shane McMahon. Kotzenjunge: Do you really look like Shane McMahon? CartmanTwl: Yes. CartmanTwl: I can even do his dance. And I got the overdramatic facial expressions down. Kotzenjunge: Do you really do his dance? I would like to do Shane McMahon's dance. If you can do Shane McMahon's dance, and you look like Shane McMahon, and you have his overdramatic facial expressions down, I'm wondering if you're actually Shane McMahon himself! LOL! CartmanTwl: I'm not Shane. But I got everything Shane down. CartmanTwl: When I told CC that she said "You got Shane's dance? YOU RULE!" Kotzenjunge: Wow, dude, she is like, so into you. I shit you not. CartmanTwl: She saids she thinks Shane McMahon is cute. So techinally, she thinks I'm cute. Kotzenjunge: Dude, she is like, so into you, I shit you not. Kotzenjunge: Do you have any photographic records of yourself? CartmanTwl: I don't have a scanner so no. Kotzenjunge: Do you have a camera that can take digital images? CartmanTwl: I'm going to get one soon. Kotzenjunge: If you are getting one soon, that means that you will be able to show all of TSM your picture very soon. CartmanTwl: I told her all about Mystery Science Theater 3000. CartmanTwl: Yeah. Kotzenjunge: Wow, dude, I'll bet she was, like, so impressed. I shit you not. CartmanTwl: She said she'll send me more pictures of her when she can. Kotzenjunge: I'll tell you this: If she is nude, then she might really be into you! If not, then we don't know. However, if you see something that looks like a nipple, she is naked, and she's into you. Kotzenjunge: I'm moist with anticipation for you. It's funny that I'd say that, because only females get moist with anticipation, because their vaginas secrete procreating lubricant and the penis obviously doesn't, at least for a little while. LOL! CartmanTwl: If it weren't for the fact that I live in New York and she lives in Vancouver, I think we could have a great friendship. Kotzenjunge: If it weren't for the fact that you live in New York and she lives in Vancouver, I think you could have a great friendship. Kotzenjunge: I shit you not. CartmanTwl: I may go to college in Vancouver. Kotzenjunge: If you go to college in Vancouver, then that would be good for you, because she lives in Vancouver, and you two could have a great friendship. CartmanTwl: She said she may show me around if I do go. She told me "You never know what may happen if we're together." Kotzenjunge: Perhaps you two will eat ice cream, and I don't mean that in a metaphorical sense. CartmanTwl: I can call her using MSN Instant Messenger. Kotzenjunge: Wow, how do you do that? Through the phone line? CartmanTwl: Yeah. I haven't tried it though. CartmanTwl: I would call her, but I'm too nervous. Plus, I don't know how her parents would react. Kotzenjunge: You are correct to be worried. Her parents might not like someone calling her from New York. CartmanTwl: Defintley. Kotzenjunge: You don't want her parents to get angry with her, they might ground her, or worse yet, she might be angry at you for getting her in trouble by calling her from New York over MSN Messenger. CartmanTwl: True. I don't want to ruin what we have. CartmanTwl: And so I'm left with MSN Messenger. That is unless she has a microphone for her computer. All I have to do is get a microphone and we can talk. Kotzenjunge: Yes, you don't want to ruin all that work you did in those four hours. If she had a microphone, that would be good, because then you could talk and build on your friendship. Kotzenjunge: Hey, do you like the musical band by the name of Radiohead? Kotzenjunge: Hello? Have you left your computing machine to do something else that does not involve the computing machine or AIM? Kotzenjunge: Aight man, I'm gonna bounce now, and thanks for giving me OODLES of material. Previous message was not received by CartmanTwl because of error: User CartmanTwl is not available. Kotzenjunge: You went offline? What a DICK! Previous message was not received by CartmanTwl because of error: User CartmanTwl is not available. And that's it. Flame, enjoy, whatever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL DANDY~! 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2003 I'm just gonna laugh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh man...I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl...athankyou... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lord of The Curry Report post Posted May 5, 2003 CanadianChick wears a Catholic Schoolgirl Uniform? DAMN!~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Zack Malibu Report post Posted May 5, 2003 I am replying because it's what Kotz wanted me to do. So by doing what Kotz asked me to do I had to reply. Why, for some reason, do I have the mental image of a teenage MST3K freak doing the Shane O Mac shuffle with a copy of "Buzz on Wrestling" in his hands? I swear that image better not make it into my dreams. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted May 5, 2003 He came back, but I was getting bored with it: CartmanTwl: Can a long distance friendship work out? Kotzenjunge: I don't know, I don't... know. Kotzenjunge: It might work out, it might not. Kotzenjunge: I say you should try your hardest to make it work. Distance shouldn't keep two friends apart. CartmanTwl: She wasn't on MSN today but she will probalby be on tommorrow. Kotzenjunge: Then you will have to wait until tomorrow then. I sure hope you can hold out! LOL! CartmanTwl: lol Kotzenjunge: LOL! CartmanTwl: I love talking to her. She's the first girl I actually feel fine talking to. CartmanTwl: She's also got some nice legs. Kotzenjunge: She does have nice legs. You are correct again. Kotzenjunge: Wow dude, you're like, so crushing on her. CartmanTwl: I am? Kotzenjunge: Friends don't think friends have nice legs. Kotzenjunge: What happened to you earlier? You were disconnected or something? I noticed that I could not send messages anymore, as if you had been disconnected or maybe disconnected. CartmanTwl: My computer frozed. Kotzenjunge: It frozed? Kotzenjunge: That means it couldn't work anymore, right? CartmanTwl: Yes. Kotzenjunge: Did you have to restart or turn it off and back on or shut down and start back up? CartmanTwl: Turn it off, then turn it back on. Kotzenjunge: Oh, did you have to unplug it from the wall and plug it back in, or remove the plug from the outlet and then put it back in its place, or did you hit the power button twice? CartmanTwl: I held on to the power button until it shut down. Kotzenjunge: Your power button sticks out? I thought it was supposed to be pushed in. CartmanTwl: It sticks out. Kotzenjunge: Odd. Every button I've ever seen is pushed in. CartmanTwl: My computer sucks. Kotzenjunge: Ehh, I don't feel like fucking around anymore. CartmanTwl: You think I have a crush on CanadianChick? Kotzenjunge: Actually, let me holla at you for a second, playa. CartmanTwl: A'ight. Kotzenjunge: I'm really not caring about this. CartmanTwl: ! Kotzenjunge: EXCLAMATION POINT~! Kotzenjunge: For real dude, I'm just bored tonight. It's great that you've got this going on, but I really really am way too apathetic to care. Kotzenjunge: This has been Eric Bischoff's F-View. Have a good night. CartmanTwl: Uh, night. So there's my evening. God I'm sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Memphis Report post Posted May 5, 2003 Any school photos you wanna share, CC? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest spiny norman Report post Posted May 5, 2003 While this is funny, am I the only one who kind of feels sorry for SKBF? This is pretty mean Kotz. He seems like a nice guy. Kind of slow, but his heart's in the right place. And I'm not just talking about his upper chest cavity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest KingOfOldSchool Report post Posted May 5, 2003 CartmanTwl: My computer frozed. Kotzenjunge: It frozed? Kotzenjunge: That means it couldn't work anymore, right? CartmanTwl: Yes. Kotzenjunge: Did you have to restart or turn it off and back on or shut down and start back up? CartmanTwl: Turn it off, then turn it back on. Kotzenjunge: Oh, did you have to unplug it from the wall and plug it back in, or remove the plug from the outlet and then put it back in its place, or did you hit the power button twice? CartmanTwl: I held on to the power button until it shut down. Kotzenjunge: Your power button sticks out? I thought it was supposed to be pushed in. CartmanTwl: It sticks out. Kotzenjunge: Odd. Every button I've ever seen is pushed in. CartmanTwl: My computer sucks. That's what you get when you buy $10 computers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted May 5, 2003 While this is funny, am I the only one who kind of feels sorry for SKBF? This is pretty mean Kotz. He seems like a nice guy. Kind of slow, but his heart's in the right place. And I'm not just talking about his upper chest cavity. Nah, I like him. I would fuck with him all the time when he used to talk to me. If anyone remembers my thread about glue sniffing, I would talk to him like I was talking in that thread. He didn't care. If a guy can meet a girl for 5 minutes and then think about tracking her down and marrying here, that guy is cool with me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted May 5, 2003 I need a $10 computer......I want to hold on to that power button.... IT GIVES ME LIFE~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mole Report post Posted May 5, 2003 Lets see the pic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2003 Yes let's see the pic!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted May 5, 2003 Geez, have you guys never seen a girl in a Catholic school outfit before? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EL BRUJ0 Report post Posted May 5, 2003 *waits for the bob_barron pic to be posted* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SP-1 Report post Posted May 5, 2003 Don't bring that shit back up, BRUJ0. It's almost dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultimo Dugas 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 ::waits for CC to show up and shit to fly:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest RepoMan Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Geez, have you guys never seen a girl in a Catholic school outfit before? Yeah, just not in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest IDrinkRatsMilk Report post Posted May 6, 2003 I like you guys, but ya'll can be pretty pathetic sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Geez, have you guys never seen a girl in a Catholic school outfit before? Yeah, but never CC in one. Hey he got our curiosity up. You can't mention a pic like that and not show us it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Well, you know what she looks like, so use your imagination. Although, I probably wouldn't recommend fantasizing about 16 year old girls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest treble charged Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Hot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MaxPower27 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 I'd nail her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Joel Benoit Report post Posted May 6, 2003 (edited) Kotz, why did you post our conversation? That's all I'm asking. You told me yourself you didn't care. So why you bother to do this? And I was tired when I had that convo with Kotz so I was just writing and not paying attention to what I wrote. I did say some things without thinking what the hell I just wrote until I actually saw it on the screen. Just thought I clear that up. And one more thing: Why, for some reason, do I have the mental image of a teenage MST3K freak doing the Shane O Mac shuffle with a copy of "Buzz on Wrestling" in his hands? Wow, Zack. You pretty much got the basic description of me. I'm more than that but, that's the basics. Edited May 6, 2003 by Scott Keith's Biggest Fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest EricMM Report post Posted May 6, 2003 He did it to swerve you, SKBF, didn't you know? He's the biggest heel on this board. Trust No One... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Kotz, why did you post our conversation? That's all I'm asking. You told me yourself you didn't care. So why you bother to do this? And I was tired when I had that convo with Kotz so I was just writing and not paying attention to what I wrote. Just thought I clear that up. Dude, look at the title. I posted it because it's absolutely hilarious, and even funnier that you had no idea that I was fucking with you until I said I was. What I didn't post here is where you CONTINUED to talk to me, despite me saying that I didn't care in any way whatsoever what you said. I mean, my god, when someone says "If I were to answer you, it would mean that I CARED," you don't CONTINUE to talk to their AWAY MESSAGE. But to answer your question, Shane, I mean, SKBF (LOL!), I posted our conversation because I wanted to post it, so I came to the board and used the copy and paste function to paste the conversation in the "New Reply" box and then hit the "Add Reply" button to put it on the board. That is why I posted our conversation, SKBF, because I wanted to post it, so I posted it, because I wanted to post it, so I did. Do you even know what the running gag is through the whole thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Michael Joel Benoit Report post Posted May 6, 2003 I wondered if you didn't care mid-way through our conversation. And no, what is the running gag throughout the whole thing? Why do you think its so hilarious? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Kotzenjunge Report post Posted May 6, 2003 If you don't know what the running gag is yet, you need to look harder, because looking harder will yield what the running gag is, which can be found by looking harder. QUOTE Why, for some reason, do I have the mental image of a teenage MST3K freak doing the Shane O Mac shuffle with a copy of "Buzz on Wrestling" in his hands? Wow, Zack. You pretty much got the basic description of me. I'm more than that but, that's the basics. Stuff like this is funny too. Never admit such an image is that of your own, because that means that you think that is how you look, and if that is how you look, never admit it because it is a sad image, one that makes me cry because it is a sad image, so never admit such an image is that of your own. (pulls out the SLEDGEHAMMER OF THE OBVIOUS to whack SKBF with if he still doesn't get it) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest crandamaniac Report post Posted May 6, 2003 So the running gag is not the chance of seeing CC in a catholic school girl uniform? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Amazing Rando Report post Posted May 6, 2003 I thought the running gag was that something frozed.... or that prime was 28-32. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
