Guest Crowe Report post Posted May 5, 2003 Template OPENING PROMO: David Blazenwing SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP David Blazenwing vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Leo Breslin SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP John Duran vs Christian Blackwell© KING OF FIGHTERS MATCH Syndicate vs Terry Wayne vs Kaine vs Victor Tarakanov MAIN EVENT 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Manson vs Crow© Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crowe Report post Posted May 5, 2003 OPENING PROMO: David Blazenwing - Blazenwing is going to cut a promo, most probably about OUR Television Champion... the Grappler! SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP David Blazenwing vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© - Blazenwing is still trying to find his forte in match writing, and its because of his greenness that I think the Grappler will retain the belt. And as always, with some damn good OLD SCHOOL WRASSLIN’! SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Leo Breslin - Good god, I’m not sure! My heart wants to go for Breslin in this match, but my brain tells me to go for Tim Dillion... and my penis tells me to dick Jennifer Love Hewitt. Hmm... I’m gonna go with Timmy boy. SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP John Duran vs Christian Blackwell© - I’m pretty positive Blackie ain’t gonna write this one, since he’s gone for at least six months. So Duran to become the NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION! And a deserving one at that. KING OF FIGHTERS MATCH Syndicate vs Terry Wayne vs Kaine vs Victor Tarakanov - ... uhh.... I’m not sure how these guys are gonna handle this stipulation, but I’m gonna go for the reliable Viktor Tarakanov... cause he’s Thor... and Thor rocks! MAIN EVENT 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Manson vs Crow© - Who knows.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted May 5, 2003 OPENING PROMO: David Blazenwing ~ Blazenwing blazes about taking the TV title! SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP David Blazenwing vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© ~ I'll go for the Grappler cause he won last time. And I love his oldschoolness. SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Leo Breslin ~ Dillon for being a returnee. SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP John Duran vs Christian Blackwell© ~ Duran, for obvious reasons about Blackie. KING OF FIGHTERS MATCH Syndicate vs Terry Wayne vs Kaine vs Victor Tarakanov ~ Terry Wayne cause he shares my name~! Pick good KoF guys, you sods. MAIN EVENT 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Manson vs Crow© ~ Manson. ... ... ... Juuuuuuuuust kidding! The fucking bird to pull through Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest emerald_fusion Report post Posted May 5, 2003 OPENING PROMO: David Blazenwing -> Blazenwing sez stuff. SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP David Blazenwing vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© -> Matthews to retain. SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Leo Breslin -> Dillon to come back with a bang, though Breslin is capable of the win. SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP John Duran vs Christian Blackwell© -> Duran i guess. KING OF FIGHTERS MATCH Syndicate vs Terry Wayne vs Kaine vs Victor Tarakanov -> Not me, not that i'd have any idea what i'd do even if i was writing. MAIN EVENT 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Manson vs Crow© -> As much as i'd love Manson to win, Crow will probably take this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WrestlingDeacon Report post Posted May 5, 2003 The only prediction I make is that the King of Figthers match will a be a quadruple no show and Thoth's head will explode, leaving me to book the four guys into a "Cannonball Run Match" where they must dress up as their favorite characters from the the Cannonball Run movie and race across country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Superstar Report post Posted May 5, 2003 (edited) OPENING PROMO: David Blazenwing Blazenwing says "I'm here to talk to you people." but then the microphone battery runs out and everyone boos!! And this must be by the person who raised the briefcase!! SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP David Blazenwing vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© Blazenwing is trying to give himself a badass edge! So he pulls the tights so much that Matthews' tights come off! And everyone is grossed out because he wears a THONG underneath like Kurt Angle!! But James Matheson whips it out and starts masturbating because he's GAY!! and Matthews runs out of the ring and brings the embarrassment (Matheson, not his penis!) backstage and gets counted out!! SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Leo Breslin Dillon makes his valiant return by jumping off the SmarkTron! But he lands akwardly on his gallbladder and is rushed to the hospital! No match!! SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP John Duran vs Christian Blackwell© This is a FANTASTIC technical match that ends when Duran hits a back rake at the 3 minute mark for the pin and the Championship! But a ref comes out and says that is a cheap, illegal tactic and it's a Dusty Finish!! KING OF FIGHTERS MATCH Syndicate vs Terry Wayne vs Kaine vs Victor Tarakanov Quadruple No Show!! And Thoth cries a river of children with no Pokémon lollipops! MAIN EVENT 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Manson vs Crow© This is a technical masterpiece!! And at the 58 minute mark Crow hits a low blow and gets disqualified. Twice. In a row. Edited May 5, 2003 by The Superstar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Insanityman Report post Posted May 5, 2003 OPENING PROMO: David Blazenwing SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP David Blazenwing vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© ~Hhhmmm.... I'll say Grappler retains. SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Leo Breslin ~Leo. SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP John Duran vs Christian Blackwell© ~Duran Duran, for certain reasons. KING OF FIGHTERS MATCH Syndicate vs Terry Wayne vs Kaine vs Victor Tarakanov ~....better than DDR or the bus. MAIN EVENT 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Manson vs Crow© ~The flipping bird, but man, I'd mark like crazy if Manson won. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted May 5, 2003 SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP David Blazenwing vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© I think I'm with Mr Blazenwing on this one. SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Leo Breslin Dillon SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP John Duran vs Christian Blackwell© Blackwell KING OF FIGHTERS MATCH Syndicate vs Terry Wayne vs Kaine vs Victor Tarakanov Terry Wayne MAIN EVENT 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Manson vs Crow© Ech almost too close to call but I think Crow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ace309 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 THE 489%-ACCURATE PREDICTIONS OF SUPERIORITY OPENING PROMO: David Blazenwing - Something happens. (Y) SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP David Blazenwing vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© - I'm gonna have to go with Matthews in non-convincing fashion. SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Leo Breslin - As much as I like Breslin's style, there's just something about Dillon that I like, though I can't quite put my finger on it. I therefore dub Dillon "the clitoris." SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP John Duran vs Christian Blackwell© - Cough. KING OF FIGHTERS MATCH Syndicate vs Terry Wayne vs Kaine vs Victor Tarakanov - Viktor takes this one despite showing up half an hour late dressed as Sonic the Hedgehog. MAIN EVENT 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Manson vs Crow© - Manson's been on a roll, but Crow is Crow, so let's go with the stupid fucking bird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 OPENING PROMO: David Blazenwing - I actually DON'T plan on talking about Matthews OR the TV title. No, there's a VERY specific reason I requested this sopt... you'll all see soon. SJL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP David Blazenwing vs. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© - Probably Matthews to retain, but I'm gonna keep my hopes up and pick myself anyhow. You never know... SINGLES MATCH Tim Dillon vs. Leo Breslin - I like Leo's character, so I'm gonna go with him. Also, I've never seen the other guy. SJL EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP John Duran vs Christian Blackwell© - If Blackwell's not here to write, then obviously Duran will win. Unless he jobs himself, but what will that prove? KING OF FIGHTERS MATCH Syndicate vs Terry Wayne vs Kaine vs Victor Tarakanov - LMAO... I wish I could've been in this match. But next time, make it a Super Monkey Ball match, where the ring ropes are removed and all four superstars are trapped in balls. The last one still in the ring wins! Oh, I have to pick... um, Viktor Tarakanov. MAIN EVENT 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS SJL WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP Manson vs Crow© - Crow to retain (What, that's it? Yep.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted May 6, 2003 Oops, hit send twice. My bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
