Worst movie you've seen on the big screen

[Guest converge241]

Scorpion King easily

[Guest Scalded Dog]

Rushmore ownz

[Guest redbaron51]

Misson to Mars

Liar Liar

[Guest Aero]

First off, Rushmore is awesome. Worst movies I've ever seen in the movies are easily "Batman & Robin" and "The Waterboy". I didn't even want to see Waterboy that much, but I got dragged there by some friends. We went in a group of four, and me and one other person walked out less than 1/2 way through.

[Guest Hitman Jebus]

<--- loves "Rushmore"

[Guest Lil Naitch]

Ok, Kingpin and the first Batman rule. That is all.

 

I would talk about other bad movies, but I'm serious, I've never seen anything that matched the steaming pile of shit that was Bless The Child.

No, Kingpin sucked. Maybe it just wasn't my knid of movie.

 

As for Bless the Child, the only problem I had with it was that they gave Christina Ricci top billing, and she was in the movie for about 5 minutes. Plus, I had to use the restroom, and when I cam back, she was dead, so I missed most of it!

 

I hate when they do that: give top billing to an actor, then kill them off almost immideately. They did that with Sam L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea, aka Jaws 2000

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

If that was the only part of Bless The Child you didn't like, you musta been in that bathroom a loooooooong time.

[Mecha Mummy 0]

The Tuxedo. Worst Jackie Chan movie ever.

[Guest teke184]

The worst movies I've ever paid to see in the theater are Very Bad Things, Big Lebowski, Nightwatch, and Summer of Sam.

 

Big Lebowski probably wouldn't be on that list if I wasn't a big Coen Brothers fan and had expected it to be more than 2 hours of John Goodman pissing me off and yelling "Shut the fuck up, Donnie!"

[Guest Miss Indy Queen]

Hmm let's see because there have been a shitload of horrible movies.  Jeeper Creepers, The Gift, Bless the Child, the 2nd Mortal Kombat, They, From Hell, The Nineth Gate, and I'm sure there is more than I'm missing but this is the brief list.

How in the hell could you hate "The Gift"? That was easily one of the best movies of that year.

Ok you need to explain to me how "The Gift" was one of the best movies that year? Don't say it was Katie Holmes either because that was very brief. I went with my ex and I thought he was going to kill me for making him sit through the movie.

[HurriShane 0]

For me it would either have to be Good Burger or Pluto Nash

[Guest Harry Hood]

Bringing out the Dead was pretty shitty.

[Guest tank_abbott]

ZOOLANDER Oh God it was just so stupid!... I resisted walking out of the theather a few times...

[Guest bob_barron]

I hated Zoolander and the Big Lebowski.

 

But in 1990-1991 my dad and I saw this movie about aliens or something- it was really bad. Anyone know the name of it?

[Guest Zack Malibu]

I hated Zoolander and the Big Lebowski.

 

But in 1990-1991 my dad and I saw this movie about aliens or something- it was really bad. Anyone know the name of it?

Got some specifics on that movie, Bob?

[Guest kingkamala]

Was the first Prehysteria released in theaters? Cause I swear I remember seeing it in theaters when it came out.

[Guest El Satanico]

Zoolander was great damnit so bah to it getting votes. I don't get The Big Lebowski hate either.

 

I mean come on dudes, the dude owns all of you.

[Guest evenflowDDT]

Let's see... movies others have mentioned:

Godzilla '98

Cast Away

Halloween: Resurrection (talk about a series killer... or rather, an EVEN MORE SERIES KILLER...)

The Lost World (although I enjoyed it at the time, I haven't seen it since)

Bedazzled (women... she didn't even show up!)

Coyote Ugly

The Avengers

Pootie Tang

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Secret of the Ooze

Wild Wild West

Big Momma's House

Mission to Mars

The Scorpion King (although I question its validity up here with these other movies... TSK is actually quite good as a popcorn action flick... I'd put Blade II, which I saw the week before TSK, up here ahead of TSK... although I'll also note I haven't been compelled to see either since)

Zoolander (again, this has no validity up here... I've seen it in the theatre and several times on video and the humor holds up... unlike most stupid humor films, the stupid humor is actually FUNNY! shudder at the thought!)

 

Now my trump cards...

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

Now & Then

Lost in Space

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BONES ON OPENING NIGHT~

 

My friends and I were the ONLY white people in the theatre! Ante up mutha-fuckaz!