Guest ViciousFish Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 WWE Champion Albert expected to defend title against RAW brand Champion Triple H - 1wrestling.com (err..better edit this, or Vince will actually use this idea) May you burn in hell for even suggesting something like this
Guest AndrewTS Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 WWE.com Undertaker expected to announce retirement plans shortly.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 WWE.com Undertaker expected to announce retirement plans shortly. This doesent seem to far away!
Zetterberg is God Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 PWTorch.com Jim Ross admits in interview that big, fat former football players aren't always good wrestlers.
Guest Plushy Al Logan Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 We will now post links that will make sense -Wrestlingnewsworld.com Dames to sell the TSM forums! Nude pictures of Anglesault! OAOAST closing down! Kevin Nash is actually a smartmark! Big Show ordered to lose 100 pounds! Elv1s is God! Banky found not to be cool! Buffybeast arrested for stalking A-Train! Metallica promises not to suck! Pictures of Elv1s and the ktty! Click here for details! JR asks for Cruiserwieghts to be pushed! Dames to ban himself and give Elv1s complete control of forums! OAOAST welcomes back Elv1s!
Guest RenegadeX28 Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 WWE.com WWE presents......CreativeINTERACT! A lucky fan out there will be able to develop and oversee about 4 weeks of WWE programming! With the help of former creative director, Stephanie McMahon, you will be able to dish out some interesting WWE programming! GRAND PRIZE -Paid expenses to 4 weeks of WWE Programming, to the brand of your choice! -Autographed merchandise! -A Video documentary on your experience! -A chance to finally revive our ratings!
Guest Ash Ketchum Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 I'm surprised no one has mentioned this... Breaking News: Albert Shaves His Back!!! More Details To Follow... Credit: PWTorch
Guest TonyJaymzV1 Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 Appartently, Trish Starus will let TJ dry her off...with his pants! Credit: Da Metz the Metz is my dog! We have let go Rodney "Red and Badd Dog(g)" Mack go. We wish him the best...yes...its true...WWE don't back da' mack. Credit:wwe.com TJ...its Trish,just wanted to say hi and make sure we're still on for tonight Credit: Tony's answering machine We at WWE have decied to no longer promote sports entertainemnt, but wretsling instead. Credit: WWE.com
Guest Quik Posted May 5, 2003 Report Posted May 5, 2003 RVD overdoses on marijuana shortly after winning World Title. Doctors and fans debate which event was actually less likely to occur.
Guest Lil Naitch Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 HHH set to retire, put over Kane, RVD, and Booker-T cleanly on his way out. -PWTorch
Guest MillenniumMan831 Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 "HHH breaks it off with Stephanie McMahon and hopes they can still be friends."
Guest CED Ordonez Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 WWE Champion loses clean in inter-promotional match with <insert any other federation's name here>
Guest CanadianChris Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Big Show goes on Atkins Diet, loses 150 lbs. Details to follow.
Guest Spaceman Spiff Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Jim Ross quoted backstage as saying, "Hosses? What the hell was I thinking? Those guys suck." --PWTorch.com
Guest Bricks Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 Goldberg has been training harder to improve himself in the ring. There's also word that he's demanding to be put on house shows. "I just really love the businees and I want to showcase my love for the business just like one of the guys" said Goldberg in an exclusive interview. "It really isn't about the money to me". Credit - PWTorch
Guest buffybeast Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 *JR pushes Albert down a flight of stairs* Man, I see Albert laying at the bottom flailing his arms like some sort of turtle that was flipped over on his back. I don't know why, but I do. I'd be there to help him up.
Guest RepoMan Posted May 6, 2003 Report Posted May 6, 2003 We will now post links that will make sense -Wrestlingnewsworld.com Dames to sell the TSM forums! Nude pictures of Anglesault! OAOAST closing down! Kevin Nash is actually a smartmark! Big Show ordered to lose 100 pounds! Elv1s is God! Banky found not to be cool! Buffybeast arrested for stalking A-Train! Metallica promises not to suck! Pictures of Elv1s and the ktty! Click here for details! JR asks for Cruiserwieghts to be pushed! Dames to ban himself and give Elv1s complete control of forums! OAOAST welcomes back Elv1s! It's funny because it's true. -Wille the Worker turns out to be hoax. -1wrestling.com
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